Jokes

It was that scientist bloke at number 34.

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The conflicting priorities of modern life.

One day though, Gran ran out of whiskey. She yelled down the phone “Send Little Red with whiskey!”

Calban endures his mother's passions and different outlook, in this futuristic city, which has much in common with our own times.

There’s a topiary dog in the village, that stands over two metres high.
It wasn’t his size but his greenness, that first caught my critical eye.
He doesn’t need any feeding.

I hope you like this one. I had a lot of fun writing it. Beware! Here comes Mouldysocks...

This is my version of the Three Little Pigs with a cunning twist...Feel free to check out my other gruesome fairy tales :) Critical feedback is much appreciated.

Hansel and Gretel- The real gory story

Have you heard the tale,
About a lovely little snail?
Well, this isn't the same story,
'Coz this one is a lot more gory!

It shouldn't happen

Betty McKinley tore through the house in a fiery huff.

“Where the hell is it!” she demanded.

“How on earth should I know,” said her husband Robert. “I don’t wear the darn thing.”

Daniel Smith, was in a drug bust and the judge sentenced him three months in rehab. Would he recover from his drug addiction? Satire. School project.

I go over and sit by her. She looks nice, blonde, normal looking, vintage dress, red lipstick, black mascara.

I put it in to my basket knowing that it was now acceptable for men to use and I have no shame.

“She's got a bloody cheek, he'll never do that!” I thought as I watched with a child like curiosity.

A bear escapes from a zoo and wanders into the rare book room of a library.

A couple return to the City of Moderno and find it has already changed since they were last here, two months before. A city which is always in the vanguard of fashion and technology!

A letter from Senator Barbara Boxer to Americans, explaining why a Government Shutdown was going to happen

I found an old joke and decided to adapt it to reflect a part of the social strata that i sincerely hate. It's really disgusting.

science n cats n that, innit.