brighteyes

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Right now, I have 257 stories in 13 collections on the site. My stories have been read 148837 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Godemiché, or I fell on it

Submitted on January 6, 2009 - 12:23 | 264 reads

Locus delicti

Submitted on May 2, 2008 - 11:59 | 310 reads

What possesses someone to get Myra Hindley and Ian Brady portrait tattoos

Submitted on May 2, 2008 - 11:43 | 1332 reads

Saving pepper

Submitted on May 1, 2008 - 21:20 | 212 reads

Elephant swimming

Submitted on May 1, 2008 - 21:14 | 228 reads

There will be paint

Submitted on April 28, 2008 - 18:49 | 261 reads

Deus Vult

Submitted on April 28, 2008 - 18:45 | 247 reads

The English venture abroad

Submitted on April 27, 2008 - 11:49 | 279 reads

Accepting a drink because you want a drink

Submitted on April 27, 2008 - 11:44 | 203 reads

Losing my abecedary

Submitted on April 26, 2008 - 21:58 | 215 reads

Herstory

Submitted on April 26, 2008 - 21:56 | 203 reads

Magicians

Submitted on April 2, 2008 - 23:04 | 247 reads

I am a humbug

Submitted on April 1, 2008 - 15:57 | 219 reads

A heart-rending account

Submitted on February 29, 2008 - 19:30 | 340 reads

The compassionate surgeon

Submitted on February 29, 2008 - 19:14 | 240 reads

Monsters of London #1

Submitted on October 17, 2007 - 18:09 | 344 reads

Contra Natura

Submitted on September 29, 2007 - 11:38 | 357 reads

Content and Container

Submitted on September 29, 2007 - 11:18 | 390 reads

A Damaged Piano

Submitted on September 29, 2007 - 11:13 | 378 reads

Candida

Submitted on August 31, 2007 - 20:09 | 422 reads

Splitting The Ego With Mary

Submitted on August 31, 2007 - 19:58 | 375 reads

Sigyn Kills Time

Submitted on July 18, 2007 - 17:40 | 436 reads

You Can Draw Transformers

Submitted on July 18, 2007 - 17:39 | 538 reads

You Can Draw Transformers

Submitted on July 12, 2007 - 11:12 | 746 reads

Audacity

Submitted on July 6, 2007 - 15:37 | 386 reads

The man in the fez with the Britney mic

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 15:32 | 809 reads

I Dreamt I Took Nick's Insulin

Submitted on June 7, 2007 - 10:42 | 911 reads

The Escapologist's Water

Submitted on June 5, 2007 - 18:08 | 788 reads

On grinding at sixteen

Submitted on May 21, 2007 - 11:46 | 426 reads

No Stoopa

Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:10 | 635 reads

Gilbert v Gregson

Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:09 | 492 reads

Meeting Emma In The Toilets

Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:08 | 471 reads

I could have gone on and on

Submitted on April 27, 2007 - 15:53 | 383 reads

Three reasons to love Teedie Roosevelt

Submitted on April 26, 2007 - 21:34 | 566 reads

The coffee here is drugged

Submitted on April 26, 2007 - 14:05 | 593 reads

Pretending he had done something wonderful

Submitted on April 25, 2007 - 15:11 | 419 reads

Snip Not My Girdle

Submitted on April 23, 2007 - 15:21 | 552 reads

Pleading Belly

Submitted on April 22, 2007 - 23:05 | 552 reads

Anni Nubiles

Submitted on April 20, 2007 - 14:25 | 976 reads

Loss of Services

Submitted on April 20, 2007 - 00:14 | 441 reads

An End-of-Empire Feeling

Submitted on April 18, 2007 - 18:52 | 405 reads

That Girl Knows Me

Submitted on April 18, 2007 - 17:03 | 405 reads

I flick past the suspension photos

Submitted on April 17, 2007 - 14:42 | 416 reads

A Newish Line

Submitted on April 15, 2007 - 15:08 | 416 reads

Censoring Danger

Submitted on April 14, 2007 - 23:48 | 395 reads

Koumiss or Shark’s Fin Soup

Submitted on April 12, 2007 - 11:26 | 585 reads

Superman and the Wonder Twins

Submitted on April 11, 2007 - 18:03 | 448 reads

Lucky Charm

Submitted on April 10, 2007 - 15:40 | 402 reads

Boadicea

Submitted on April 9, 2007 - 22:12 | 407 reads

Don't Tell Joan

Submitted on April 9, 2007 - 22:09 | 396 reads

Hypoversion

Submitted on April 7, 2007 - 22:06 | 529 reads

Zorro

Submitted on April 6, 2007 - 21:44 | 487 reads

Comparative Tranquility

Submitted on April 5, 2007 - 22:49 | 411 reads

Those Who Enjoy Repression

Submitted on April 4, 2007 - 18:47 | 513 reads

Mar-lee-bone

Submitted on April 4, 2007 - 18:15 | 418 reads

No Surprise Gladioli

Submitted on April 2, 2007 - 22:02 | 489 reads

Explaining It

Submitted on April 1, 2007 - 21:37 | 478 reads

A Thimble of Sorts

Submitted on March 24, 2007 - 20:23 | 428 reads

The Flasher

Submitted on March 21, 2007 - 14:33 | 509 reads

Pongo #78 THE END

Submitted on March 20, 2007 - 23:32 | 405 reads

Pongo #77

Submitted on March 19, 2007 - 23:22 | 462 reads

Pongo #76

Submitted on March 15, 2007 - 16:36 | 379 reads

Shame, shame & a lousy nickname

Submitted on March 12, 2007 - 10:22 | 550 reads

The Flying Deviants in A Tall Order

Submitted on March 8, 2007 - 12:05 | 397 reads

Pongo #75

Submitted on March 7, 2007 - 19:31 | 447 reads

Pongo #72-3

Submitted on February 24, 2007 - 00:08 | 384 reads

The Levels Drop

Submitted on February 23, 2007 - 20:36 | 483 reads

Pongo #71

Submitted on February 20, 2007 - 16:50 | 358 reads

Pongo #70

Submitted on February 19, 2007 - 22:57 | 407 reads

Pongo #69

Submitted on February 19, 2007 - 22:52 | 467 reads

o, oxford street!

Submitted on February 14, 2007 - 23:52 | 1467 reads

On Underground Virgins

Submitted on February 14, 2007 - 23:07 | 562 reads

Mute

Submitted on February 12, 2007 - 00:36 | 424 reads

Pongo #68

Submitted on February 11, 2007 - 00:44 | 404 reads

Pongo #67

Submitted on February 7, 2007 - 18:45 | 524 reads

I Will Be Tired Tomorrow

Submitted on February 6, 2007 - 20:31 | 478 reads

Pongo #66

Submitted on February 6, 2007 - 17:11 | 454 reads

Pongo #65

Submitted on February 2, 2007 - 17:23 | 406 reads

R v Cort

Submitted on February 1, 2007 - 18:54 | 525 reads

Pongo #64

Submitted on January 28, 2007 - 21:58 | 464 reads

Pongo #63

Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 16:57 | 417 reads

Pongo #62

Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 10:01 | 422 reads

Pongo #61

Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 17:26 | 449 reads

Pongo #60

Submitted on January 16, 2007 - 19:35 | 437 reads

Pongo #59

Submitted on January 15, 2007 - 22:18 | 402 reads

Pongo #58

Submitted on January 14, 2007 - 00:28 | 416 reads

Pongo #57

Submitted on January 11, 2007 - 00:08 | 447 reads

Pongo #56

Submitted on January 9, 2007 - 15:24 | 410 reads

Pongo #55

Submitted on January 8, 2007 - 21:23 | 444 reads

Pongo #54

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 17:07 | 491 reads

Pongo #53

Submitted on January 6, 2007 - 23:58 | 434 reads

Pongo #52

Submitted on January 3, 2007 - 23:51 | 470 reads

Pongo #51

Submitted on January 2, 2007 - 23:46 | 708 reads

Pongo #50

Submitted on January 1, 2007 - 14:37 | 441 reads

Pongo #49

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 21:07 | 474 reads

Thinking of Meat

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:03 | 470 reads

Firstly the Moth

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 14:41 | 435 reads

Pongo #48

Submitted on December 30, 2006 - 20:05 | 453 reads

Pongo #47

Submitted on December 29, 2006 - 19:08 | 444 reads

Pongo #46

Submitted on December 27, 2006 - 20:34 | 487 reads

Pongo #45

Submitted on December 26, 2006 - 16:49 | 485 reads

Pongo #44

Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 23:54 | 501 reads

Pongo #43

Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 01:15 | 466 reads

Pongo #42

Submitted on December 19, 2006 - 23:11 | 556 reads

Pongo #41

Submitted on December 18, 2006 - 15:16 | 462 reads

Pongo #40

Submitted on December 18, 2006 - 09:35 | 504 reads

Pongo #39

Submitted on December 14, 2006 - 16:35 | 475 reads

Pongo #38

Submitted on December 12, 2006 - 17:31 | 512 reads

Pongo #37

Submitted on December 11, 2006 - 18:27 | 471 reads

Pongo #36

Submitted on December 11, 2006 - 12:33 | 474 reads

Pongo #35

Submitted on December 8, 2006 - 19:01 | 459 reads

Pongo #34

Submitted on December 8, 2006 - 00:28 | 482 reads

Pongo #33

Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 19:18 | 495 reads

Pongo #32

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 16:34 | 486 reads

Pongo #31

Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 16:46 | 490 reads

Day 30

Submitted on December 1, 2006 - 00:03 | 470 reads

Day 29

Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 00:45 | 514 reads

Day 28

Submitted on November 29, 2006 - 00:22 | 505 reads

Day 27

Submitted on November 28, 2006 - 00:57 | 510 reads

Day 23-26

Submitted on November 27, 2006 - 12:49 | 490 reads

Day 22

Submitted on November 22, 2006 - 20:16 | 729 reads

Black Diamond Heavies

Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 20:19 | 514 reads

1001 Nights Now

Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 20:04 | 1671 reads

Day 21

Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 19:28 | 468 reads

Day 20

Submitted on November 20, 2006 - 22:06 | 449 reads

Day 19

Submitted on November 20, 2006 - 00:29 | 505 reads

Day 17

Submitted on November 19, 2006 - 19:06 | 485 reads

Day 18

Submitted on November 19, 2006 - 00:47 | 451 reads

Day 16

Submitted on November 16, 2006 - 23:44 | 552 reads

Day 15

Submitted on November 15, 2006 - 23:09 | 555 reads

Day 13

Submitted on November 15, 2006 - 16:14 | 544 reads

Day 14

Submitted on November 14, 2006 - 23:01 | 485 reads

Day 12

Submitted on November 14, 2006 - 23:00 | 487 reads

Day 11

Submitted on November 14, 2006 - 22:04 | 547 reads

Day 10

Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 14:03 | 498 reads

Day 09

Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 12:06 | 520 reads

Day 08

Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 12:04 | 560 reads

Day 07

Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 11:50 | 591 reads

Day 06

Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 11:48 | 498 reads

Day 05

Submitted on November 8, 2006 - 22:03 | 548 reads

Day 04

Submitted on November 4, 2006 - 22:09 | 495 reads

Day 03

Submitted on November 4, 2006 - 01:18 | 536 reads

Day 02

Submitted on November 3, 2006 - 00:23 | 552 reads

Day 01

Submitted on November 3, 2006 - 00:22 | 550 reads

Don't Stop

Submitted on October 20, 2006 - 22:18 | 610 reads

Throwing Stars

Submitted on October 2, 2006 - 21:31 | 547 reads

Carousel Fraud

Submitted on September 29, 2006 - 22:12 | 600 reads

Just Put A Coin In My Mouth

Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 20:54 | 597 reads

Not By The Window

Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 20:52 | 491 reads

Digger Listener Runner

Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 20:11 | 514 reads

I Sold Your Fingers

Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 21:13 | 589 reads

Bone Rose

Submitted on August 25, 2006 - 09:31 | 520 reads

Horror Comic

Submitted on August 25, 2006 - 09:12 | 551 reads

His Mother in Scents

Submitted on August 20, 2006 - 21:17 | 585 reads

Waxwork

Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 13:13 | 554 reads

Googling

Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 13:04 | 573 reads

SnapGlove

Submitted on August 4, 2006 - 09:58 | 593 reads

Sally Behind the Writing

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 17:23 | 575 reads

Picnic

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 16:48 | 566 reads

Hitching

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 16:38 | 612 reads

Feu-Fo-Lay Abecedary

Submitted on July 19, 2006 - 12:49 | 635 reads

I Named My Kitten Korben Dallas

Submitted on July 19, 2006 - 12:40 | 596 reads

Sitting

Submitted on July 19, 2006 - 09:30 | 568 reads

Chase

Submitted on July 10, 2006 - 14:13 | 565 reads

Amazing Dog in River Drama

Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 14:21 | 628 reads

Basking Shark

Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 13:55 | 523 reads

The Breast That Protects Her Heart

Submitted on July 1, 2006 - 16:27 | 613 reads

The Tiger Unravelled

Submitted on July 1, 2006 - 15:48 | 574 reads

Dating the Milky Bar Kid

Submitted on July 1, 2006 - 15:27 | 859 reads

In Search of the Man-Mist

Submitted on June 23, 2006 - 22:16 | 575 reads

Dentures

Submitted on June 19, 2006 - 22:27 | 595 reads

Keanu

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 17:15 | 569 reads

Retirement

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 17:13 | 526 reads

Rectum

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 17:04 | 602 reads

Naked Baby Photos

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 16:57 | 612 reads

Junk

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 16:34 | 518 reads

A Three Pipe Problem

Submitted on June 11, 2006 - 21:26 | 2479 reads

The Replacement Mania

Submitted on June 11, 2006 - 21:16 | 535 reads

Exoskeleton Blues

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 19:04 | 586 reads

Shuriken Checks In

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:55 | 567 reads

Puppets Poking Puppets

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:49 | 605 reads

The Dog Borstal Display Team Will Not Have Me

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:35 | 1094 reads

The Folly of being a Good Guy

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:20 | 524 reads

Ragdoll Physics

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:03 | 687 reads

Greyscale

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 16:18 | 678 reads

Fending off the Many-Limbed Imps of Doubt

Submitted on April 29, 2006 - 21:34 | 582 reads

Shuriken Checks In

Submitted on April 28, 2006 - 17:31 | 603 reads

Ways of Seeing

Submitted on April 27, 2006 - 15:49 | 580 reads

On MSN Messenger

Submitted on April 26, 2006 - 10:56 | 615 reads

You Forgot Your Goat

Submitted on April 25, 2006 - 18:32 | 629 reads

No, thank you

Submitted on April 23, 2006 - 19:20 | 672 reads

Louise from SelectStaff

Submitted on April 23, 2006 - 06:45 | 647 reads

Mrs Peel (Diana Rigg model)

Submitted on April 22, 2006 - 16:29 | 779 reads

Daisy

Submitted on April 21, 2006 - 20:34 | 615 reads

Road Safety

Submitted on April 21, 2006 - 19:50 | 637 reads

Quim is actually quite a nice word

Submitted on April 20, 2006 - 20:44 | 692 reads

Bladderwrack

Submitted on April 20, 2006 - 00:06 | 672 reads

Infiltrating the One Account

Submitted on April 19, 2006 - 14:50 | 632 reads

KIRSTY!!!

Submitted on April 18, 2006 - 21:05 | 727 reads

Vanilla

Submitted on April 18, 2006 - 08:57 | 665 reads

Catscrews

Submitted on April 17, 2006 - 22:27 | 596 reads

Heroes

Submitted on April 17, 2006 - 13:06 | 606 reads

Arthur's Thinking Face

Submitted on April 17, 2006 - 00:52 | 744 reads

Xylophone Buggery

Submitted on April 16, 2006 - 18:11 | 829 reads

Paperclip Necklace

Submitted on April 16, 2006 - 10:37 | 982 reads

Ed's Mother

Submitted on April 16, 2006 - 00:58 | 635 reads

Up A Notch

Submitted on April 15, 2006 - 16:59 | 565 reads

A Suit of Lights

Submitted on April 14, 2006 - 20:33 | 695 reads

Half a Torn-Up Resignation Letter

Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 13:33 | 717 reads

Hey Red

Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 13:32 | 617 reads

ZombieDate

Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 13:30 | 592 reads

Parfum

Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 23:26 | 700 reads

Ten-Minute Mutiny

Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 19:15 | 699 reads

Johnny Weir, I hope

Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 19:14 | 807 reads

A Savage and Perfect Bow

Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 19:12 | 670 reads

Back Issues

Submitted on April 5, 2006 - 08:39 | 746 reads

For Example

Submitted on April 4, 2006 - 21:54 | 789 reads

If At First

Submitted on April 4, 2006 - 21:45 | 746 reads

Laying Across Qwerty

Submitted on March 26, 2006 - 18:39 | 748 reads

The Pirates

Submitted on March 21, 2006 - 12:16 | 913 reads

Newsflash!

Submitted on February 18, 2006 - 14:04 | 797 reads

Fight Sounds - A Masterclass

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 19:11 | 828 reads

Backwards to Bethlehem

Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 21:27 | 818 reads

"The B Movie of My Life"

Submitted on January 7, 2006 - 16:06 | 868 reads

Part of a Girl

Submitted on January 7, 2006 - 16:02 | 826 reads

Night-Spinning Spider

Submitted on January 7, 2006 - 15:53 | 760 reads

a Rolls is a Rolls is a Rolls

Submitted on January 6, 2006 - 20:34 | 827 reads

Men of Mica

Submitted on December 26, 2005 - 20:24 | 780 reads

It Would Be A Boy This Time

Submitted on December 26, 2005 - 20:22 | 876 reads

I Don't Know! I Don't Know! I Don't Know!

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 13:58 | 786 reads

White Noise at Maximum Decibels

Submitted on December 22, 2005 - 19:48 | 918 reads

Dead Duck Day

Submitted on December 22, 2005 - 19:44 | 1118 reads

V

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 766 reads

L

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 757 reads

I

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 778 reads

F

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 808 reads

G

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 746 reads

B

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 665 reads

A

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 774 reads

The Artist

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 686 reads

Scratch 45

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 690 reads

Curious Fingers

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:17 | 729 reads

You are the wind

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:17 | 733 reads

Wise Monkeys&;#063;

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 730 reads

The Hanging Suit

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:20 | 661 reads

U-Turn

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:26 | 697 reads

Randall Road

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 713 reads

Sleepsong

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 770 reads

Present For My Valentine

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:20 | 715 reads

Once was all

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 757 reads

Loops

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 677 reads

His Hands

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:20 | 739 reads

In

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 728 reads

Faulty and Why

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 728 reads

Gig

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 696 reads

Declining

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 738 reads

Can't

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 703 reads