My Stories
Locus delicti Submitted on May 2, 2008 - 11:59 | 129 reads
Saving pepper Submitted on May 1, 2008 - 21:20 | 56 reads
Elephant swimming Submitted on May 1, 2008 - 21:14 | 58 reads
There will be paint Submitted on April 28, 2008 - 18:49 | 93 reads
Deus Vult Submitted on April 28, 2008 - 18:45 | 79 reads
The English venture abroad Submitted on April 27, 2008 - 11:49 | 107 reads
Accepting a drink because you want a drink Submitted on April 27, 2008 - 11:44 | 56 reads
Losing my abecedary Submitted on April 26, 2008 - 21:58 | 69 reads
Herstory Submitted on April 26, 2008 - 21:56 | 61 reads
Magicians Submitted on April 2, 2008 - 23:04 | 87 reads
I am a humbug Submitted on April 1, 2008 - 15:57 | 81 reads
A heart-rending account Submitted on February 29, 2008 - 19:30 | 174 reads
The compassionate surgeon Submitted on February 29, 2008 - 19:14 | 93 reads
Monsters of London #1 Submitted on October 17, 2007 - 18:09 | 138 reads
Contra Natura Submitted on September 29, 2007 - 11:38 | 201 reads
Content and Container Submitted on September 29, 2007 - 11:18 | 207 reads
A Damaged Piano Submitted on September 29, 2007 - 11:13 | 201 reads
Candida Submitted on August 31, 2007 - 20:09 | 242 reads
Splitting The Ego With Mary Submitted on August 31, 2007 - 19:58 | 193 reads
Sigyn Kills Time Submitted on July 18, 2007 - 17:40 | 202 reads
You Can Draw Transformers Submitted on July 18, 2007 - 17:39 | 338 reads
You Can Draw Transformers Submitted on July 12, 2007 - 11:12 | 561 reads
Audacity Submitted on July 6, 2007 - 15:37 | 210 reads
The man in the fez with the Britney mic Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 15:32 | 400 reads
I Dreamt I Took Nick's Insulin Submitted on June 7, 2007 - 10:42 | 365 reads
The Escapologist's Water Submitted on June 5, 2007 - 18:08 | 369 reads
On grinding at sixteen Submitted on May 21, 2007 - 11:46 | 261 reads
No Stoopa Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:10 | 327 reads
Gilbert v Gregson Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:09 | 254 reads
Meeting Emma In The Toilets Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:08 | 281 reads
I could have gone on and on Submitted on April 27, 2007 - 15:53 | 218 reads
Three reasons to love Teedie Roosevelt Submitted on April 26, 2007 - 21:34 | 307 reads
The coffee here is drugged Submitted on April 26, 2007 - 14:05 | 325 reads
Pretending he had done something wonderful Submitted on April 25, 2007 - 15:11 | 257 reads
Snip Not My Girdle Submitted on April 23, 2007 - 15:21 | 318 reads
Cunts are like Photocopiers Submitted on April 23, 2007 - 14:50 | 244 reads
Pleading Belly Submitted on April 22, 2007 - 23:05 | 276 reads
Anni Nubiles Submitted on April 20, 2007 - 14:25 | 726 reads
Loss of Services Submitted on April 20, 2007 - 00:14 | 273 reads
An End-of-Empire Feeling Submitted on April 18, 2007 - 18:52 | 242 reads
That Girl Knows Me Submitted on April 18, 2007 - 17:03 | 225 reads
I flick past the suspension photos Submitted on April 17, 2007 - 14:42 | 258 reads
A Newish Line Submitted on April 15, 2007 - 15:08 | 239 reads
Censoring Danger Submitted on April 14, 2007 - 23:48 | 243 reads
Koumiss or Shark’s Fin Soup Submitted on April 12, 2007 - 11:26 | 328 reads
Superman and the Wonder Twins Submitted on April 11, 2007 - 18:03 | 271 reads
Lucky Charm Submitted on April 10, 2007 - 15:40 | 261 reads
Boadicea Submitted on April 9, 2007 - 22:12 | 237 reads
Don't Tell Joan Submitted on April 9, 2007 - 22:09 | 232 reads
Hypoversion Submitted on April 7, 2007 - 22:06 | 233 reads
Zorro Submitted on April 6, 2007 - 21:44 | 274 reads
Comparative Tranquility Submitted on April 5, 2007 - 22:49 | 234 reads
Those Who Enjoy Repression Submitted on April 4, 2007 - 18:47 | 347 reads
Mar-lee-bone Submitted on April 4, 2007 - 18:15 | 254 reads
No Surprise Gladioli Submitted on April 2, 2007 - 22:02 | 326 reads
Explaining It Submitted on April 1, 2007 - 21:37 | 317 reads
A Thimble of Sorts Submitted on March 24, 2007 - 20:23 | 269 reads
The Flasher Submitted on March 21, 2007 - 14:33 | 335 reads
Pongo #78 THE END Submitted on March 20, 2007 - 23:32 | 255 reads
Pongo #77 Submitted on March 19, 2007 - 23:22 | 299 reads
Pongo #76 Submitted on March 15, 2007 - 16:36 | 246 reads
Shame, shame & a lousy nickname Submitted on March 12, 2007 - 10:22 | 376 reads
The Flying Deviants in A Tall Order Submitted on March 8, 2007 - 12:05 | 237 reads
Pongo #75 Submitted on March 7, 2007 - 19:31 | 310 reads
Pongo #72-3 Submitted on February 24, 2007 - 00:08 | 237 reads
The Levels Drop Submitted on February 23, 2007 - 20:36 | 259 reads
Pongo #71 Submitted on February 20, 2007 - 16:50 | 220 reads
Pongo #70 Submitted on February 19, 2007 - 22:57 | 262 reads
Pongo #69 Submitted on February 19, 2007 - 22:52 | 271 reads
o, oxford street! Submitted on February 14, 2007 - 23:52 | 784 reads
On Underground Virgins Submitted on February 14, 2007 - 23:07 | 294 reads
Mute Submitted on February 12, 2007 - 00:36 | 260 reads
Pongo #68 Submitted on February 11, 2007 - 00:44 | 260 reads
Pongo #67 Submitted on February 7, 2007 - 18:45 | 371 reads
I Will Be Tired Tomorrow Submitted on February 6, 2007 - 20:31 | 303 reads
Pongo #66 Submitted on February 6, 2007 - 17:11 | 285 reads
Pongo #65 Submitted on February 2, 2007 - 17:23 | 266 reads
R v Cort Submitted on February 1, 2007 - 18:54 | 325 reads
Pongo #64 Submitted on January 28, 2007 - 21:58 | 325 reads
Pongo #63 Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 16:57 | 272 reads
Pongo #62 Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 10:01 | 265 reads
Pongo #61 Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 17:26 | 303 reads
Pongo #60 Submitted on January 16, 2007 - 19:35 | 290 reads
Pongo #59 Submitted on January 15, 2007 - 22:18 | 267 reads
Pongo #58 Submitted on January 14, 2007 - 00:28 | 279 reads
Pongo #57 Submitted on January 11, 2007 - 00:08 | 308 reads
Pongo #56 Submitted on January 9, 2007 - 15:24 | 268 reads
Pongo #55 Submitted on January 8, 2007 - 21:23 | 288 reads
Pongo #54 Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 17:07 | 332 reads
Pongo #53 Submitted on January 6, 2007 - 23:58 | 288 reads
Pongo #52 Submitted on January 3, 2007 - 23:51 | 318 reads
Pongo #51 Submitted on January 2, 2007 - 23:46 | 293 reads
Pongo #50 Submitted on January 1, 2007 - 14:37 | 287 reads
Pongo #49 Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 21:07 | 312 reads
Thinking of Meat Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:03 | 308 reads
Firstly the Moth Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 14:41 | 280 reads
Pongo #48 Submitted on December 30, 2006 - 20:05 | 298 reads
Pongo #47 Submitted on December 29, 2006 - 19:08 | 306 reads
Pongo #46 Submitted on December 27, 2006 - 20:34 | 315 reads
Pongo #45 Submitted on December 26, 2006 - 16:49 | 333 reads
Pongo #44 Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 23:54 | 356 reads
Pongo #43 Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 01:15 | 308 reads
Pongo #42 Submitted on December 19, 2006 - 23:11 | 358 reads
Pongo #41 Submitted on December 18, 2006 - 15:16 | 303 reads
Pongo #40 Submitted on December 18, 2006 - 09:35 | 330 reads
Pongo #39 Submitted on December 14, 2006 - 16:35 | 331 reads
Pongo #38 Submitted on December 12, 2006 - 17:31 | 357 reads
Pongo #37 Submitted on December 11, 2006 - 18:27 | 332 reads
Pongo #36 Submitted on December 11, 2006 - 12:33 | 326 reads
Pongo #35 Submitted on December 8, 2006 - 19:01 | 306 reads
Pongo #34 Submitted on December 8, 2006 - 00:28 | 338 reads
Pongo #33 Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 19:18 | 333 reads
Pongo #32 Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 16:34 | 349 reads
Pongo #31 Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 16:46 | 352 reads
Day 30 Submitted on December 1, 2006 - 00:03 | 316 reads
Day 29 Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 00:45 | 372 reads
Day 28 Submitted on November 29, 2006 - 00:22 | 377 reads
Day 27 Submitted on November 28, 2006 - 00:57 | 359 reads
Day 23-26 Submitted on November 27, 2006 - 12:49 | 323 reads
Day 22 Submitted on November 22, 2006 - 20:16 | 334 reads
Black Diamond Heavies Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 20:19 | 345 reads
1001 Nights Now Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 20:04 | 938 reads
Day 21 Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 19:28 | 319 reads
Day 20 Submitted on November 20, 2006 - 22:06 | 304 reads
Day 19 Submitted on November 20, 2006 - 00:29 | 324 reads
Day 17 Submitted on November 19, 2006 - 19:06 | 326 reads
Day 18 Submitted on November 19, 2006 - 00:47 | 319 reads
Day 16 Submitted on November 16, 2006 - 23:44 | 365 reads
Day 15 Submitted on November 15, 2006 - 23:09 | 381 reads
Day 13 Submitted on November 15, 2006 - 16:14 | 399 reads
Day 14 Submitted on November 14, 2006 - 23:01 | 338 reads
Day 12 Submitted on November 14, 2006 - 23:00 | 331 reads
Day 11 Submitted on November 14, 2006 - 22:04 | 380 reads
Day 10 Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 14:03 | 347 reads
Day 09 Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 12:06 | 348 reads
Day 08 Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 12:04 | 382 reads
Day 07 Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 11:50 | 360 reads
Day 06 Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 11:48 | 329 reads
Day 05 Submitted on November 8, 2006 - 22:03 | 385 reads
Day 04 Submitted on November 4, 2006 - 22:09 | 348 reads
Day 03 Submitted on November 4, 2006 - 01:18 | 361 reads
Day 02 Submitted on November 3, 2006 - 00:23 | 385 reads
Day 01 Submitted on November 3, 2006 - 00:22 | 400 reads
Don't Stop Submitted on October 20, 2006 - 22:18 | 361 reads
Bizarre Beauties Submitted on October 8, 2006 - 16:11 | 701 reads
Throwing Stars Submitted on October 2, 2006 - 21:31 | 379 reads
Carousel Fraud Submitted on September 29, 2006 - 22:12 | 403 reads
Just Put A Coin In My Mouth Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 20:54 | 399 reads
Not By The Window Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 20:52 | 342 reads
Digger Listener Runner Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 20:11 | 354 reads
I Sold Your Fingers Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 21:13 | 407 reads
Bone Rose Submitted on August 25, 2006 - 09:31 | 381 reads
Horror Comic Submitted on August 25, 2006 - 09:12 | 364 reads
His Mother in Scents Submitted on August 20, 2006 - 21:17 | 409 reads
Waxwork Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 13:13 | 364 reads
Googling Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 13:04 | 384 reads
SnapGlove Submitted on August 4, 2006 - 09:58 | 362 reads
Sally Behind the Writing Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 17:23 | 379 reads
Picnic Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 16:48 | 384 reads
Hitching Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 16:38 | 399 reads
Feu-Fo-Lay Abecedary Submitted on July 19, 2006 - 12:49 | 432 reads
I Named My Kitten Korben Dallas Submitted on July 19, 2006 - 12:40 | 414 reads
Sitting Submitted on July 19, 2006 - 09:30 | 382 reads
Chase Submitted on July 10, 2006 - 14:13 | 409 reads
Amazing Dog in River Drama Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 14:21 | 437 reads
Basking Shark Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 13:55 | 353 reads
The Breast That Protects Her Heart Submitted on July 1, 2006 - 16:27 | 423 reads
The Tiger Unravelled Submitted on July 1, 2006 - 15:48 | 393 reads
Dating the Milky Bar Kid Submitted on July 1, 2006 - 15:27 | 659 reads
In Search of the Man-Mist Submitted on June 23, 2006 - 22:16 | 393 reads
Dentures Submitted on June 19, 2006 - 22:27 | 442 reads
Keanu Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 17:15 | 400 reads
Retirement Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 17:13 | 373 reads
Rectum Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 17:04 | 440 reads
Naked Baby Photos Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 16:57 | 451 reads
Junk Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 16:34 | 374 reads
A Three Pipe Problem Submitted on June 11, 2006 - 21:26 | 1421 reads
The Replacement Mania Submitted on June 11, 2006 - 21:16 | 386 reads
Exoskeleton Blues Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 19:04 | 399 reads
Shuriken Checks In Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:55 | 369 reads
Puppets Poking Puppets Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:49 | 397 reads
The Dog Borstal Display Team Will Not Have Me Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:35 | 832 reads
The Folly of being a Good Guy Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 18:20 | 382 reads
Ragdoll Physics Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:03 | 492 reads
Greyscale Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 16:18 | 462 reads
Fending off the Many-Limbed Imps of Doubt Submitted on April 29, 2006 - 21:34 | 418 reads
Shuriken Checks In Submitted on April 28, 2006 - 17:31 | 427 reads
Ways of Seeing Submitted on April 27, 2006 - 15:49 | 407 reads
On MSN Messenger Submitted on April 26, 2006 - 10:56 | 465 reads
You Forgot Your Goat Submitted on April 25, 2006 - 18:32 | 442 reads
No, thank you Submitted on April 23, 2006 - 19:20 | 497 reads
Louise from SelectStaff Submitted on April 23, 2006 - 06:45 | 470 reads
Mrs Peel (Diana Rigg model) Submitted on April 22, 2006 - 16:29 | 566 reads
Daisy Submitted on April 21, 2006 - 20:34 | 439 reads
Road Safety Submitted on April 21, 2006 - 19:50 | 454 reads
Quim is actually quite a nice word Submitted on April 20, 2006 - 20:44 | 502 reads
Bladderwrack Submitted on April 20, 2006 - 00:06 | 513 reads
Infiltrating the One Account Submitted on April 19, 2006 - 14:50 | 460 reads
KIRSTY!!! Submitted on April 18, 2006 - 21:05 | 498 reads
Vanilla Submitted on April 18, 2006 - 08:57 | 472 reads
Catscrews Submitted on April 17, 2006 - 22:27 | 444 reads
Heroes Submitted on April 17, 2006 - 13:06 | 443 reads
Arthur's Thinking Face Submitted on April 17, 2006 - 00:52 | 575 reads
Xylophone Buggery Submitted on April 16, 2006 - 18:11 | 545 reads
Paperclip Necklace Submitted on April 16, 2006 - 10:37 | 620 reads
Ed's Mother Submitted on April 16, 2006 - 00:58 | 457 reads
Up A Notch Submitted on April 15, 2006 - 16:59 | 404 reads
A Suit of Lights Submitted on April 14, 2006 - 20:33 | 519 reads
Half a Torn-Up Resignation Letter Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 13:33 | 498 reads
Hey Red Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 13:32 | 465 reads
ZombieDate Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 13:30 | 412 reads
Parfum Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 23:26 | 546 reads
Ten-Minute Mutiny Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 19:15 | 524 reads
Johnny Weir, I hope Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 19:14 | 621 reads
A Savage and Perfect Bow Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 19:12 | 523 reads
Back Issues Submitted on April 5, 2006 - 08:39 | 524 reads
For Example Submitted on April 4, 2006 - 21:54 | 599 reads
If At First Submitted on April 4, 2006 - 21:45 | 547 reads
Laying Across Qwerty Submitted on March 26, 2006 - 18:39 | 566 reads
The Pirates Submitted on March 21, 2006 - 12:16 | 675 reads
Newsflash! Submitted on February 18, 2006 - 14:04 | 594 reads
Fight Sounds - A Masterclass Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 19:11 | 641 reads
Backwards to Bethlehem Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 21:27 | 635 reads
"The B Movie of My Life" Submitted on January 7, 2006 - 16:06 | 649 reads
Part of a Girl Submitted on January 7, 2006 - 16:02 | 610 reads
Night-Spinning Spider Submitted on January 7, 2006 - 15:53 | 599 reads
a Rolls is a Rolls is a Rolls Submitted on January 6, 2006 - 20:34 | 653 reads
Men of Mica Submitted on December 26, 2005 - 20:24 | 608 reads
It Would Be A Boy This Time Submitted on December 26, 2005 - 20:22 | 685 reads
I Don't Know! I Don't Know! I Don't Know! Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 13:58 | 622 reads
White Noise at Maximum Decibels Submitted on December 22, 2005 - 19:48 | 712 reads
Dead Duck Day Submitted on December 22, 2005 - 19:44 | 927 reads
V Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 589 reads
L Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 537 reads
I Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 606 reads
F Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 613 reads
G Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 555 reads
B Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 478 reads
A Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 522 reads
The Artist Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 526 reads
Scratch 45 Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 504 reads
Curious Fingers Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:17 | 575 reads
You are the wind Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:17 | 529 reads
Wise Monkeys&;#063; Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 528 reads
The Hanging Suit Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:20 | 482 reads
U-Turn Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:26 | 503 reads
Randall Road Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 515 reads
Sleepsong Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 561 reads
Present For My Valentine Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:20 | 537 reads
Once was all Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 560 reads
Loops Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 528 reads
His Hands Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:20 | 555 reads
In Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 523 reads
Faulty and Why Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 535 reads
Gig Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 514 reads
Declining Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 519 reads
Can't Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 519 reads
Absence Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 546 reads
Beatswing Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:48 | 556 reads
