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Benedict Crackersville. Call me Benny. I live in a green trailer and I have five raccoons that lay eggs, which I use to make pastrami omelette and pastrami cupcakes.

Right now, I have 15 stories in 2 collections on the site. My stories have been read 5075 times and 5 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Collections

The Nurse
The Patient

My Stories

Why Some Men Might Love Making Lists

Submitted on February 18, 2011 - 00:09 | 361 reads

Very on the matter

Submitted on August 25, 2010 - 10:18 | 261 reads

Cut

Submitted on February 2, 2010 - 18:36 | 271 reads

Tap...tap...tap...tap!

Submitted on January 6, 2010 - 16:12 | 318 reads

Poem

Submitted on November 16, 2009 - 11:24 | 316 reads

Submitted on September 28, 2009 - 09:50 | 411 reads

Poem

Submitted on September 24, 2009 - 17:49 | 314 reads

The stinging nettle incident

Submitted on September 20, 2009 - 20:23 | 397 reads

Tender is the night of the hunter... a beginning?

Submitted on August 1, 2009 - 10:14 | 381 reads

Submitted on July 25, 2009 - 14:22 | 344 reads

Poem

Submitted on July 23, 2009 - 21:01 | 353 reads

Submitted on July 23, 2009 - 05:55 | 299 reads

Monkey oil and sardine tea

Submitted on July 20, 2009 - 11:52 | 361 reads

Igor, Titor and Cher LOL!

Submitted on July 17, 2009 - 19:34 | 388 reads

I may not be a puppy, but I have puppy eyes

Submitted on June 27, 2009 - 10:48 | 300 reads

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