Jack Cade

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Shake me up, Judy! Judy, shake me up!

Right now, I have 425 stories in 25 collections on the site. My stories have been read 295214 times and 118 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Mrs F*** (remix)

Submitted on September 6, 2007 - 15:21 | 406 reads

Choose Your Own Adventure

Submitted on May 30, 2007 - 17:01 | 592 reads

Dr. Bakunetsu

Submitted on May 26, 2007 - 13:43 | 402 reads

Day 27 - The Music

Submitted on May 23, 2007 - 09:57 | 386 reads

Day 29 - Yawn

Submitted on May 23, 2007 - 09:56 | 408 reads

Day 28 - Why I want to be a Famous Poet

Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:29 | 409 reads

Day 26 - Another Person's Boudoir

Submitted on April 29, 2007 - 22:44 | 371 reads

Day 21 - Sunday

Submitted on April 28, 2007 - 14:07 | 383 reads

Day 25 - His misery began and ended with his moustache

Submitted on April 27, 2007 - 22:54 | 344 reads

Day 23 - Coming For Me

Submitted on April 25, 2007 - 22:28 | 367 reads

Day 19 - Adrienne goes through the metal detector

Submitted on April 23, 2007 - 19:11 | 877 reads

Day 20 - Urgent Telegram

Submitted on April 22, 2007 - 23:22 | 621 reads

Day 17 - Ander Poul I have been sent to kill you

Submitted on April 19, 2007 - 18:01 | 573 reads

Day 15 - Expert Witness

Submitted on April 16, 2007 - 15:44 | 515 reads

Day 14 - Lovesong

Submitted on April 16, 2007 - 13:48 | 406 reads

Day 13 - What I learnt from Spin the Bottle

Submitted on April 13, 2007 - 23:15 | 461 reads

Day 12 - Next Time on 'Flatmates'

Submitted on April 12, 2007 - 21:59 | 377 reads

Day 10 - Shells

Submitted on April 11, 2007 - 00:04 | 382 reads

Day 09 - Now we must walk together, but I will keep my mouth shut

Submitted on April 9, 2007 - 23:28 | 393 reads

Day 08 - Idol

Submitted on April 9, 2007 - 22:27 | 417 reads

Day 07 - I sit on the steps of the temple,

Submitted on April 7, 2007 - 17:56 | 363 reads

Day 05 - Chalicothere

Submitted on April 6, 2007 - 00:46 | 449 reads

Day 04 - Dark Jon

Submitted on April 4, 2007 - 23:16 | 387 reads

Day 03 - Светлана Феофанова

Submitted on April 4, 2007 - 00:05 | 630 reads

Day 02 - Come In, Come In

Submitted on April 2, 2007 - 22:02 | 392 reads

Day 01 - Caligula and Harpo

Submitted on April 1, 2007 - 16:07 | 391 reads

Two Russian Sonnets

Submitted on March 30, 2007 - 23:05 | 1094 reads

My First Dilemma

Submitted on March 18, 2007 - 15:56 | 451 reads

Swift Nick and Co.

Submitted on March 11, 2007 - 23:45 | 454 reads

Cheap Haircut

Submitted on March 3, 2007 - 16:59 | 546 reads

Bosworth (A Sonnet)

Submitted on February 27, 2007 - 12:02 | 475 reads

Double-Agent

Submitted on February 23, 2007 - 16:37 | 602 reads

The Warlock Hits Town

Submitted on February 7, 2007 - 17:08 | 1603 reads

Hydromancy

Submitted on February 7, 2007 - 00:55 | 456 reads

Shuttlebus North

Submitted on February 1, 2007 - 16:42 | 463 reads

The Generous Moon

Submitted on January 26, 2007 - 15:36 | 455 reads

Scarthin's

Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 17:31 | 435 reads

Playback

Submitted on January 16, 2007 - 20:09 | 460 reads

Cornish Sonnet III

Submitted on January 8, 2007 - 17:32 | 450 reads

Cornish Sonnet II: Old Mining VIllage

Submitted on January 2, 2007 - 19:21 | 485 reads

Cornish Sonnet I

Submitted on December 29, 2006 - 00:32 | 475 reads

A Variation on an Old Game

Submitted on December 18, 2006 - 11:51 | 478 reads

Penfriend from the Stars

Submitted on December 13, 2006 - 12:38 | 500 reads

The Brief Revenge

Submitted on December 12, 2006 - 15:27 | 452 reads

Moths For Moods

Submitted on October 24, 2006 - 09:20 | 496 reads

Caligula On:

Submitted on October 20, 2006 - 19:44 | 515 reads

Air Raids

Submitted on October 18, 2006 - 15:25 | 512 reads

Sleepbolt

Submitted on October 15, 2006 - 22:11 | 505 reads

The Clown

Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 18:37 | 601 reads

The Wind Outside

Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 13:11 | 501 reads

On Quality

Submitted on September 28, 2006 - 21:58 | 496 reads

Lee Lou Lai

Submitted on September 27, 2006 - 16:28 | 501 reads

Bad Hunch

Submitted on September 20, 2006 - 15:04 | 492 reads

Being Crepuscular

Submitted on September 15, 2006 - 22:21 | 511 reads

The Drummers In Music Videos Get Short Shrift

Submitted on September 12, 2006 - 18:54 | 534 reads

The Day Hyperbole Came True

Submitted on September 10, 2006 - 13:57 | 534 reads

Love of Damage

Submitted on August 21, 2006 - 18:49 | 1856 reads

It begins to rain

Submitted on August 19, 2006 - 00:44 | 469 reads

Grimes Graves

Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 15:01 | 517 reads

Repetitive Strain

Submitted on July 30, 2006 - 16:03 | 567 reads

Three Cornish Sonnets

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 17:44 | 553 reads

4. Ironhide

Submitted on July 18, 2006 - 15:37 | 481 reads

3. Jazz

Submitted on July 18, 2006 - 15:36 | 519 reads

Belt, Bra and Flower

Submitted on July 16, 2006 - 22:23 | 551 reads

Song of the Scourge of Terrible Beasts

Submitted on July 14, 2006 - 18:38 | 498 reads

2. Optimus Prime

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 11:13 | 527 reads

1. Prowl

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 11:11 | 520 reads

This is Why the English Invented Cricket

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 10:19 | 1477 reads

Portrait of Market Researcher as Loose Cannon

Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 10:07 | 542 reads

Umbrella Villanelle

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 21:54 | 521 reads

Rubber Covered Brake Unloaded Castors

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 23:52 | 605 reads

An Open Letter to the Actor Who Played Karz in 'Karz: The Deadly Truth'

Submitted on June 24, 2006 - 23:11 | 464 reads

Villains' Banquet

Submitted on June 19, 2006 - 22:55 | 506 reads

Please Keep Me Burning

Submitted on June 18, 2006 - 16:22 | 789 reads

Chamber

Submitted on June 18, 2006 - 13:35 | 584 reads

Side Effects II

Submitted on June 17, 2006 - 12:52 | 514 reads

Heathenry

Submitted on June 13, 2006 - 14:26 | 569 reads

My Android Hairdresser

Submitted on May 20, 2006 - 10:40 | 592 reads

Lull

Submitted on May 14, 2006 - 14:17 | 648 reads

The Next Day

Submitted on May 12, 2006 - 12:32 | 627 reads

For My Villaintine

Submitted on May 8, 2006 - 18:27 | 626 reads

Mountainbout

Submitted on May 4, 2006 - 13:11 | 590 reads

The Meaning of OK

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:59 | 1688 reads

1/5 a) - A Very Short Essay on Poetry

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:51 | 631 reads

Rendezvous with Unknown

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:23 | 525 reads

Skin

Submitted on April 27, 2006 - 21:17 | 558 reads

Two Letters to the Editor

Submitted on April 23, 2006 - 13:23 | 606 reads

The Entire Plot of a Genuine East African Feature Flick

Submitted on April 22, 2006 - 17:27 | 508 reads

Lara

Submitted on April 21, 2006 - 10:05 | 710 reads

Leelu

Submitted on April 18, 2006 - 12:13 | 611 reads

Here's One To Try

Submitted on April 14, 2006 - 18:39 | 707 reads

The Flying Deviants

Submitted on April 11, 2006 - 15:12 | 669 reads

Orwell is not spinning in his grave

Submitted on April 1, 2006 - 16:34 | 665 reads

"ID cards are the best things ever ever

Submitted on March 31, 2006 - 23:42 | 694 reads

Junkmail

Submitted on March 27, 2006 - 22:31 | 681 reads

Fanfiction

Submitted on March 25, 2006 - 17:19 | 745 reads

Thesaurus: Bearded

Submitted on March 23, 2006 - 23:01 | 688 reads

An Example of Destiny in Action

Submitted on March 22, 2006 - 20:56 | 619 reads

Searching for the Title to my Magnum Opus

Submitted on March 21, 2006 - 00:10 | 640 reads

Formalities

Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 21:10 | 687 reads

Pub Whisper

Submitted on March 14, 2006 - 22:26 | 592 reads

Helen and the Hours of Death

Submitted on March 10, 2006 - 23:18 | 644 reads

I Have a Kind of Midas Touch

Submitted on March 5, 2006 - 18:13 | 663 reads

Silver Surfer

Submitted on March 1, 2006 - 21:47 | 719 reads

The Townhall's Meaningless Intricacy is Annihilating

Submitted on February 27, 2006 - 14:22 | 588 reads

Coup D'Etat of the Dead

Submitted on February 24, 2006 - 21:34 | 678 reads

The good guys ride out

Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 00:48 | 729 reads

Antibes

Submitted on February 13, 2006 - 17:50 | 744 reads

Iceman

Submitted on February 7, 2006 - 20:46 | 741 reads

The newspapers were full of these things

Submitted on February 1, 2006 - 22:27 | 653 reads

Earth-Prowler

Submitted on January 31, 2006 - 18:41 | 676 reads

First Wave

Submitted on January 27, 2006 - 20:15 | 724 reads

Some guy's phone starts ringing

Submitted on January 24, 2006 - 00:49 | 712 reads

Lead Singer's Haircut

Submitted on January 20, 2006 - 15:19 | 814 reads

Mere Playthings

Submitted on January 14, 2006 - 10:34 | 757 reads

Richard Harrison and Bruce Stallion star in this poem

Submitted on January 10, 2006 - 15:29 | 834 reads

Hunt for Killer Cowboy Builder

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 17:22 | 702 reads

Une Semaine de Dunthornes: Mardi a Vendredi

Submitted on December 22, 2005 - 15:01 | 726 reads

Une Semaine de Dunthornes: Samedi a Lundi

Submitted on December 21, 2005 - 16:30 | 715 reads

Consequences

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 22:35 | 685 reads

At the end of the Fast

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 19:54 | 677 reads

Four Villages

Submitted on December 11, 2005 - 21:02 | 742 reads

Night Fishing

Submitted on December 9, 2005 - 23:08 | 710 reads

Survival Kit

Submitted on December 8, 2005 - 14:03 | 737 reads

Poem about the Magma Poetry reading in the style of the poet Paul Macjoyce

Submitted on December 8, 2005 - 01:10 | 856 reads

Space Opera

Submitted on December 3, 2005 - 20:09 | 662 reads

I identify swallows

Submitted on November 28, 2005 - 14:17 | 807 reads

On Masterpieces

Submitted on November 28, 2005 - 11:12 | 719 reads

Thoughts of Evilcat

Submitted on November 26, 2005 - 20:52 | 766 reads

On Marlon Brondeau

Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 13:24 | 741 reads

Muswell Hill Time Travellers

Submitted on November 19, 2005 - 10:23 | 832 reads

Fireworks

Submitted on November 11, 2005 - 13:10 | 748 reads

The Antics Roadshow

Submitted on November 8, 2005 - 16:54 | 2492 reads

Citizens!

Submitted on November 3, 2005 - 14:06 | 768 reads

No Calico Jack

Submitted on November 3, 2005 - 13:51 | 747 reads

Romance

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 10:01 | 720 reads

Alex Obolensky: Teacher and Traitor

Submitted on October 2, 2005 - 23:15 | 966 reads

The Optician

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 23:32 | 810 reads

Harriet Just

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 11:35 | 950 reads

Sex In The Afternoon

Submitted on August 23, 2005 - 17:03 | 2664 reads

Master Of Masteries

Submitted on June 30, 2005 - 10:34 | 814 reads

I Want To Be A Spy

Submitted on June 29, 2005 - 19:08 | 803 reads

A - Me &; 'Manley &; I'

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:44 | 739 reads

C ~ I have it by the coat-tails

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:28 | 606 reads

A - There are diamonds in the mine, my friend!

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:58 | 663 reads

B - "How To Get To Heaven"

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:58 | 865 reads

Ardent Hungry Layabout

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:19 | 705 reads

The Limpet &; The Hermit Crab

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:55 | 706 reads

Mask of Sincerity

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:51 | 693 reads

On The Way To And From The Cinema

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:37 | 668 reads

Villain, The

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:37 | 682 reads

Lay Me Bare

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:37 | 760 reads

Taming the comet

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:21 | 708 reads

Osprey, Quickstep

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:16 | 627 reads

Hats Off

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:16 | 659 reads

Inheritance

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 646 reads

Terrifying Angels

Submitted on May 23, 2005 - 22:57 | 734 reads

Gators Versus Zombies

Submitted on May 23, 2005 - 22:53 | 731 reads

Nightcrawler

Submitted on December 7, 2004 - 20:54 | 820 reads

Smashing Down the Gates of Wedlock

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 678 reads

You Are The Ascending Shokes of my Harp

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 709 reads

Distancing Distancing

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 650 reads

Darling, Secret

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 632 reads

Hats Off, Gentlemen

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 682 reads

Emperor's New Vogue, The

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 625 reads

Black Sugar

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 640 reads

I've been having these dreams

Submitted on September 17, 2004 - 19:08 | 1283 reads

The Man of Steal

Submitted on December 6, 2004 - 20:42 | 815 reads

Strappo

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:41 | 663 reads

Felicity

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:30 | 732 reads

Gheist

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:26 | 688 reads

Kite

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:01 | 818 reads

My cat's a communist!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:58 | 697 reads

Paint

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:56 | 749 reads

The Draft

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:41 | 656 reads

Red Kite Regalia

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:35 | 729 reads

Hats Off

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:35 | 652 reads

Kilimanjaro beer

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:29 | 824 reads

Cup of earth 13/08/03

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:28 | 643 reads

Harvest!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:40 | 643 reads

Osprey

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:32 | 741 reads

Swift

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:32 | 766 reads

Peacock

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:32 | 658 reads

Tattoos

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:13 | 727 reads

Rokkitnite's Workbook Scenarios

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:13 | 686 reads

Sleep removes herself from the crimescene

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:11 | 671 reads

Pear

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 713 reads

Quandary of Peto

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:26 | 720 reads

Monastery

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 666 reads

Julie Burchill's 3 major axioms

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:11 | 668 reads

Handy guide to 6 young Norwich writers

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:18 | 690 reads

I was raised from my bed today

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:11 | 708 reads

Four words I found in my mouth

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:17 | 643 reads

Document

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:16 | 620 reads

El Cordobes and the night

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:17 | 772 reads

Books

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 676 reads

Conservatory rain

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 704 reads

At a guesthouse in Rhyl they found Hell

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:12 | 802 reads

Z - The Continuing Downfall of Modern Piracy

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:03 | 648 reads

X - The Downfall of Modern Piracy

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:02 | 867 reads

You who run

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:12 | 691 reads

Verslibrist

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:07 | 690 reads

Warhead

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:12 | 658 reads

Tiberius

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:58 | 729 reads

Ultimatum

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:02 | 662 reads

Rapport

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:09 | 698 reads

Style of mirrors

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:01 | 650 reads

Patricia Preece

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 1014 reads

Quetzals

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:56 | 851 reads

Near Bull Hill

Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:46 | 692 reads

Oh, don't be like that

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 659 reads

Lines on fire and clay

Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:42 | 568 reads

Mercury

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:53 | 686 reads

Jonathan woke up

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:51 | 672 reads

Kagemusha

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:51 | 651 reads

Hydromage

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:51 | 722 reads

If this is how it is done

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:51 | 648 reads

F - On the absence of my lover

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 19:03 | 657 reads

G - What trouble with poetry&;#063;

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 20:06 | 633 reads

D - Communique

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 18:10 | 646 reads

E - Beauty sleep

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 18:22 | 690 reads

Cemetery, 1793

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 18:02 | 653 reads

A ~ Peto tries to define Poetry

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 17:52 | 751 reads

Thanksgiving

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 17:56 | 695 reads

Snowball

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:07 | 673 reads

Norwich Rock

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:08 | 741 reads

On sharks, clouds

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:29 | 679 reads

Hot Gin

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:00 | 649 reads

Glass

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:59 | 695 reads

B - Hoyle would rise from his grave

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:50 | 802 reads

Competition synopsis

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 675 reads

A - But do not mention joy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:01 | 610 reads

X - Kings of England

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:57 | 678 reads

Y - Numeracy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 16:01 | 842 reads

V ~ When I speak

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:48 | 860 reads

W - Two more brief poems

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:55 | 671 reads

To My Arms

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:07 | 611 reads

Gloucester

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:46 | 639 reads

R - Two brief poems

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:58 | 727 reads

S - Woon dead

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:58 | 710 reads

P - Henry VI peeps through hidden windows

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:51 | 688 reads

Q - The corruption of the state

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:52 | 725 reads

N - Balcony (I am twenty years old)

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:43 | 812 reads

O - Your American guest

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:51 | 694 reads

M - The hat makes the man

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:22 | 718 reads

K - Old Sian

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:11 | 733 reads

H ~ To Tip

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:45 | 637 reads

I - Prayer before bedding girl

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:08 | 844 reads

F ~ Fleischgeist

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:34 | 651 reads

G ~ Kullaballoo 2002

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:45 | 713 reads

D ~ Gogatsu

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:51 | 702 reads

E ~ Come in, come in

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:34 | 592 reads

B ~ The line is out I'm out on the line

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:03 | 681 reads

C ~ Fox of the tantoumka

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:03 | 687 reads

A ~ Let it all hang out

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:51 | 615 reads

N - Substitute

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 16:03 | 642 reads

O - Letterfoot

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 18:01 | 674 reads

L - Now, I must tread carefully

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 16:01 | 691 reads

M - James

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 16:03 | 643 reads

J ~ I must have loved

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:20 | 663 reads

K ~ Most of my tupperware boxes

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:20 | 1225 reads

H ~ Jill reminds me of Trish

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:30 | 636 reads

I ~ Adam, who appears

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:30 | 618 reads

F ~ A star

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:20 | 670 reads

G ~ A seeker, hopeful

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:21 | 713 reads

D - Nilesh V parks several roads

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:20 | 697 reads

E ~ A lady artisan

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:20 | 702 reads

B ~ A stalwart, a veteran, an unsung hero

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:19 | 636 reads

C ~ A young woman, armed

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:20 | 659 reads

A ~ Letterhead

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:14 | 662 reads

Night at the Oldfort-Ngome-Kongwe, 6/8/03

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:42 | 678 reads

On Nungwi Beach - 7/8/03

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 657 reads

The Diver 08/08/03

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:52 | 650 reads

Shuttlebus North 7/8/03

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 626 reads

YWCA, Dar-Es-Salaam, 4/8/03

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:40 | 1352 reads

Z ~ How to deal with domestic accidents

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:47 | 744 reads

X - Leaving notes

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:10 | 1279 reads

Your fair oasis

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:08 | 843 reads

V - Really Rhyl

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:43 | 1676 reads

Wolfson Close Flat 10

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:03 | 1506 reads

The scrub brush burns

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:58 | 727 reads

U ~ Junker Pilot

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:44 | 630 reads

Rubber covered brake unloaded castors

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:50 | 734 reads

S ~ Crowded room

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:43 | 675 reads

P ~ Curly Kale

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:43 | 713 reads

Q ~ Buy More Rice

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:43 | 658 reads

N ~ Toes, in two parts. Part two.

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:42 | 699 reads

O ~ Set their tights alight

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:58 | 718 reads

L ~ Mollusc Jam

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:42 | 708 reads

M ~ Toes, in two parts. Part One.

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:42 | 870 reads

J - Food and thorns

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:08 | 652 reads

K ~ 19 Steps to Cadaverhood

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:27 | 730 reads

H ~ The Traitor

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:10 | 706 reads

I - Chalk

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:05 | 622 reads

Four varieties of Henstoat

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:02 | 708 reads

One of us is par for the course

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:29 | 654 reads

D ~ Water Lilies

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:20 | 672 reads

B ~ Dark rum truffle

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:42 | 624 reads

C - A political Hen, an apolitical Man

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:10 | 707 reads

A - Milk &; Cola

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:58 | 687 reads

Z ~ You are the ascending shokes of my harp

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:32 | 622 reads

X ~ One more hump for the revolution

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:30 | 675 reads

Y ~ Fugitive punk

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:32 | 685 reads

V ~ Raggo

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:28 | 715 reads

W ~ I can't afford you kindness as of late

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:30 | 684 reads

T ~ You have been a welcome distraction

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:26 | 666 reads

U ~ It would be easier to listen

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:26 | 666 reads

R ~ Hypocrisy house

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:24 | 669 reads

S ~ A dinner party anecdote

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:26 | 750 reads

P ~ The object of envy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:24 | 675 reads

Q ~ An artist never completes his work...

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:24 | 649 reads

O ~ The wiser man

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:20 | 638 reads

L - Pirate to Pilgrim

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:19 | 642 reads

M - Origami army

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:19 | 785 reads

J - The contempt of some old men

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:18 | 684 reads

K - Your lover is a cripple

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:18 | 665 reads

H - The poet protests against war

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:17 | 693 reads

I - Lessons in fire

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:17 | 703 reads

F - My nits are Nazis

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:16 | 674 reads

G - Infer: An Unhappy argument

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:17 | 667 reads

D - The last hours of July 1st

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:16 | 650 reads

E - Verbal anarchy&;#063; !

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:16 | 699 reads

B - Lay me bare

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:14 | 734 reads

C - Call upon my mercy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:14 | 631 reads

A - Madame Slitter

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:14 | 617 reads

X ~ Hen goes apeshit

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:47 | 704 reads

Y ~ The beauty tip

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:49 | 660 reads

V ~ September 10th, 2002

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:27 | 653 reads

W ~ Marchenkrieg (The Faerytale War)

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:45 | 647 reads

R ~ The Socratic Partisans

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:08 | 694 reads

S ~ Let's forget to pretend we're well bred

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:13 | 628 reads

Abergele

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:01 | 663 reads

N - Some attempts by a student of translation

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:52 | 670 reads

O - This is called the mortifying of a fox

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:52 | 714 reads

L ~ You and I in juxtaposition

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:44 | 635 reads

Courting December

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:44 | 777 reads

J ~ My bedroom the cemetery

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:41 | 635 reads

K ~ A letter that was delivered to me by mistake

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:41 | 648 reads

H ~ Ardent hungry layabout

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 605 reads

F ~ Through the night of doubt and sorrow

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:37 | 780 reads

G ~ Idiots roam the papers

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 733 reads

E ~ Valley

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:37 | 677 reads

B ~ Apolytikion

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:35 | 681 reads

C ~ Hey! You across the street!

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:36 | 660 reads

A ~ Taming the comet

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:35 | 669 reads

N - Caligula Angers The Gods

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:53 | 689 reads

T ~ Caligula wants to die

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:21 | 661 reads

Caligula On Capri

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:52 | 1532 reads

V - Caligula &; The Inferno

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:52 | 761 reads

Witching Hour

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:48 | 766 reads

The China Path

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:48 | 652 reads

S - The scarf had to go

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:50 | 710 reads

My Own Private Battlefield

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:48 | 682 reads

Kingdom for a hearse

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:57 | 578 reads

I - The dealer

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:52 | 657 reads

F - Body Piracy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:08 | 604 reads

D - A Thousand Fingers &; Mouths

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:09 | 707 reads

B ~ Calling All

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:09 | 665 reads

A - Thrumming House of Sexual Potency

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:07 | 619 reads

Tell Me, Father Gapon

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:49 | 1262 reads

Seven Sisters

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:50 | 643 reads

Hey Jove

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:49 | 662 reads

Goddammit, Karl

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:49 | 650 reads

Butcher Lover

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:17 | 703 reads

Z - Norwich and the Mercenary

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:44 | 736 reads

X - Clerihews for the order of H0

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 741 reads

Y ~ Clerihews for the new 'manly' order of H0

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 736 reads

V~Something that fingers the thigh of what is true

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:36 | 639 reads

When I Am Carried Across The Moor

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 694 reads

Twice, Thrice on a Mayrobin's Song

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 660 reads

Under The Lovely Weather

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 661 reads

R ~ A betrayal of the mercenary's trust

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:33 | 831 reads

Swollen Llygaid of Helen &; Mary

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:37 | 925 reads

Preface &; Post-Preface

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 634 reads

Q - The fascinating Kettle

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:26 | 623 reads

N ~ Our extravagant philosopher

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:24 | 818 reads

O Horror Of Tights

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 789 reads

L - Once more into town

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:24 | 670 reads

Manhandle Me, Manley

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:27 | 789 reads

J ~ Girl tiga huntin

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 672 reads

K - Hi ho

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:20 | 819 reads

Houses, Houses, Everywhere, but not a Shed to Rent

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 749 reads

I - The flasher episode

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:20 | 688 reads

F - The myth of divine intervention at 20

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:14 | 622 reads

G - At Alfredo's

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:20 | 889 reads

D - Come into the light, Assassin

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:55 | 850 reads

E - Helen's A Whore's Name

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 665 reads

Besse The Card-Shuffling Cat

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:28 | 692 reads

Coat Angel of Death

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:31 | 896 reads

All Of Us Are Not Illustrated

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:55 | 765 reads

Z - Goodnight from the poet

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:10 | 633 reads

X - Lost love affairs

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:10 | 649 reads

Y - I slay tyrants in my sleep

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:10 | 707 reads

W - On the way to and from the cinema

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:10 | 677 reads

Ladies of the shingle

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:08 | 688 reads

R - Odi et Amo

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:07 | 688 reads

The dust cellar

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:08 | 763 reads

Q - The limpet and the hermit crab

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:07 | 713 reads

N - Another blue nursery rhyme.

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:06 | 863 reads

O - The turtle's song

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:06 | 726 reads

L - Giungla, a very short notion

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:04 | 668 reads

M - Whores, or Fricatrices

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:06 | 1231 reads

J - An Emperor's second-hand rag

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:04 | 625 reads

The sleeper (for dad on Father's Day)

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:04 | 680 reads

H - Backhander to Sympathy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:59 | 694 reads

I - This man is suffering the raging pleasure

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:59 | 670 reads

F - Sir, your mouth is a potent stimulant

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:57 | 675 reads

G - You are my politician

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:59 | 685 reads

D - Performing in the absence of light

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:57 | 653 reads

E - The Villain

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:57 | 667 reads

C - Elucidating Eliot

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:55 | 681 reads

Hats Off, Gentlemen

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:55 | 826 reads

Ukulele (Part One)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:19 | 668 reads

Revelation (Part Six)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:20 | 676 reads

Sabotage (Part Three)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:19 | 681 reads

Octopodfodder (Part Five)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:20 | 592 reads

Fatality (Part Two)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:19 | 627 reads

Digitalis (Part Four)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:20 | 803 reads

A Night at the Opera House (Part 7)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:20 | 626 reads

Beware of Bandits

Submitted on May 23, 2005 - 23:04 | 689 reads

Shooting Nudes

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 941 reads

Rallying

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:34 | 654 reads