Lead singer of the band the Last Postman for the past 25,000 years, erstwhile lawyer, photographer of people who close their eyes just as I take their picture and painter of pictures that look like they might have been good had I known what I was doing when I started
My Stories
Ex - kissing without touching Submitted on May 27, 2012 - 08:15 | 52 reads
Ex - the story of the boating pond incident Submitted on May 11, 2012 - 12:49 | 134 reads
Ex chapter 20 - The Mermaid and the ex-dog Submitted on February 24, 2012 - 11:06 | 84 reads
Ex chapter 17 - a birthday party from hell Submitted on February 8, 2012 - 19:06 | 92 reads
Ex Chapter 13 - Befriending the un befriendable Submitted on January 5, 2012 - 17:39 | 77 reads
Ex Chapter 12 - Car accidents and lightsabers Submitted on January 1, 2012 - 19:32 | 123 reads
Ex Chapter 10 - The mermaid who could not swim Submitted on December 13, 2011 - 11:25 | 112 reads
You terrify me Submitted on December 11, 2011 - 08:31 | 150 reads
You are the last of them Submitted on November 25, 2011 - 13:29 | 146 reads
Ex Chapter 7 - She killed Batman Submitted on November 21, 2011 - 18:37 | 169 reads
Ex Chapter 6 - 138 miles for a macaroon Submitted on November 19, 2011 - 07:33 | 154 reads
The gods of violence Submitted on November 5, 2011 - 06:44 | 147 reads
Killing little England Submitted on October 29, 2011 - 06:59 | 302 reads
Dirty little footprints Submitted on October 22, 2011 - 08:20 | 171 reads
A year before I became a high wire trapeze artist Submitted on September 24, 2011 - 07:10 | 290 reads
On the night when you threw and I ducked Submitted on September 10, 2011 - 07:56 | 450 reads
Ex Chapter 5 - the mountains of Milton Keynes Submitted on September 4, 2011 - 17:06 | 297 reads
Korn Submitted on August 29, 2011 - 17:55 | 445 reads
Ex chapter 4 - Daniel's mother is a mermaid Submitted on August 14, 2011 - 16:33 | 474 reads
Love in a time of hope Submitted on August 14, 2011 - 14:47 | 177 reads
Love in a time of riots Submitted on August 13, 2011 - 10:35 | 325 reads
Our garden is full of pornography Submitted on August 10, 2011 - 18:08 | 215 reads
Ex chapter 3 - amended Submitted on August 5, 2011 - 18:09 | 284 reads
Ex chapter two Submitted on July 27, 2011 - 16:18 | 355 reads
Ex chapter 1 Submitted on July 24, 2011 - 14:21 | 368 reads
