My Stories
Grenwegian Blues Submitted on February 19, 2009 - 20:38 | 399 reads
Seven-Seven Submitted on February 12, 2009 - 14:54 | 343 reads
59,000% say keep smoking Submitted on January 28, 2009 - 21:23 | 444 reads
Silence is as painless as suicide is golden Submitted on January 22, 2009 - 22:24 | 358 reads
Ovi to a flying cockroach, June 2007 Submitted on January 16, 2009 - 16:29 | 309 reads
Indian train Submitted on January 12, 2009 - 21:10 | 422 reads
Kathmandu’s like Walthamstow Submitted on January 5, 2009 - 23:26 | 357 reads
It’s not dead, it’s reincarnated Submitted on January 2, 2009 - 20:06 | 401 reads
Clogyrnachs to Youth Submitted on December 17, 2008 - 21:48 | 356 reads
Free England Submitted on December 12, 2008 - 10:19 | 4942 reads
This season I have been mostly wearing… Submitted on November 28, 2008 - 10:59 | 341 reads
Satellite Vagination System Submitted on November 25, 2008 - 14:46 | 792 reads
Canine glares Submitted on October 10, 2008 - 11:43 | 400 reads
Clerihew for Helen Duncan Submitted on October 7, 2008 - 13:38 | 411 reads
Dalriada Submitted on October 2, 2008 - 13:16 | 443 reads
I’m a geezer (chav anthem #1) Submitted on September 29, 2008 - 14:40 | 2331 reads
My heart is only for my virgin girl Submitted on September 27, 2008 - 16:43 | 985 reads
The morning I woke up and realised that I was Welsh Submitted on September 26, 2008 - 09:04 | 423 reads
Sexy Marlene (has massive tits) Submitted on September 24, 2008 - 10:14 | 941 reads
Opsimath, January 2007 Submitted on September 8, 2008 - 23:02 | 405 reads
Christmas Aunties Submitted on September 7, 2008 - 14:54 | 516 reads
Sharp Cockneys Submitted on September 3, 2008 - 13:46 | 518 reads
Apathy in the UK Submitted on September 1, 2008 - 10:38 | 1065 reads
Page Three Manifesto (has massive tits) Submitted on August 27, 2008 - 17:53 | 555 reads
Britain in 2006 Submitted on August 22, 2008 - 17:46 | 427 reads
Kicked the habit Submitted on August 21, 2008 - 18:22 | 402 reads
Stanley Submitted on August 20, 2008 - 17:32 | 457 reads
Wash the streets Submitted on August 18, 2008 - 17:09 | 477 reads
Chicken Caesar Submitted on August 16, 2008 - 23:18 | 423 reads
South-Central Walthamstow Submitted on August 14, 2008 - 16:42 | 528 reads
Miss Willoughby (has massive tits) Submitted on August 12, 2008 - 22:13 | 4966 reads
