John Osborne, born in Scunthorpe in 1981, discovered rum and The Smiths 16 years later. Author of Radio Head and The Newsagent's Window, both published by Simon&Schuster. My new pamphlet, 'The New Blur Album' is published by Nasty Little Press.
http://www.nastylittlepress.org/books/the-new-blur-album/
My Stories
The Cannes Film Festival Submitted on November 16, 2011 - 14:16 | 55 reads
Let's buy a pier Submitted on November 13, 2011 - 20:59 | 48 reads
Living by the seaside Submitted on November 13, 2011 - 20:30 | 81 reads
Milkshakes on Wednesdays Submitted on November 10, 2011 - 22:06 | 46 reads
I wish I believed in aliens Submitted on November 10, 2011 - 14:20 | 103 reads
The Apocalypse Submitted on November 10, 2011 - 14:16 | 75 reads
There is something astonishing within you Submitted on November 6, 2011 - 22:01 | 129 reads
Sharing a Jägerbomb Submitted on October 13, 2011 - 18:03 | 102 reads
Holding a pair of last year's trousers Submitted on September 19, 2011 - 01:04 | 157 reads
Some chips and a pint Submitted on September 18, 2011 - 23:51 | 204 reads
She'll break your heart Submitted on September 17, 2011 - 23:20 | 218 reads
Buying dishwasher tablets Submitted on September 15, 2011 - 22:08 | 176 reads
The funk Submitted on September 15, 2011 - 20:50 | 110 reads
I was an idiot at that party Submitted on July 12, 2011 - 08:10 | 300 reads
Nothing compares to you Submitted on June 9, 2011 - 10:57 | 113 reads
Moving out Submitted on May 20, 2011 - 12:36 | 132 reads
A go home moment Submitted on March 21, 2011 - 14:58 | 446 reads
Flames Submitted on March 21, 2011 - 14:56 | 184 reads
No, no, no. Submitted on March 18, 2011 - 15:34 | 201 reads
Missing Trains Submitted on March 7, 2011 - 17:43 | 332 reads
A hipflask Submitted on March 5, 2011 - 13:52 | 135 reads
I have fallen in love with someone beautiful Submitted on February 22, 2011 - 15:17 | 182 reads
Orbital, Aphex Twin and Squarepusher. Submitted on February 10, 2011 - 23:41 | 174 reads
Lily Allen Dream Submitted on February 10, 2011 - 23:25 | 349 reads
That money would have turned you into a bastard Submitted on February 6, 2011 - 01:30 | 178 reads
Most people aren't that happy anyway Submitted on January 30, 2011 - 19:30 | 560 reads
I donated money anonymously Submitted on January 22, 2011 - 20:13 | 294 reads
Remix Submitted on January 16, 2011 - 23:02 | 166 reads
The unlucky shop Submitted on December 14, 2010 - 23:51 | 243 reads
Tomorrow's World Submitted on December 4, 2010 - 00:46 | 224 reads
Used to be a Woolworths Submitted on November 29, 2010 - 19:19 | 164 reads
Pages from Ceefax Submitted on November 23, 2010 - 13:22 | 211 reads
Your children are fast asleep upstairs Submitted on November 23, 2010 - 13:13 | 264 reads
Talking to Camera Submitted on November 16, 2010 - 13:40 | 183 reads
Frozen Submitted on November 9, 2010 - 12:47 | 286 reads
Ambition Submitted on November 7, 2010 - 23:31 | 292 reads
I like to watch the fire engines Submitted on October 13, 2010 - 09:36 | 209 reads
Cicatrice Submitted on October 13, 2010 - 09:24 | 212 reads
The first date Submitted on October 7, 2010 - 22:37 | 289 reads
The Japanese Restaurant Submitted on September 9, 2010 - 13:24 | 264 reads
They couldn't stop tickling each other Submitted on August 15, 2010 - 22:30 | 339 reads
Post Submitted on August 13, 2010 - 20:52 | 199 reads
Cleaning Submitted on August 13, 2010 - 20:40 | 257 reads
Cloaks Submitted on August 6, 2010 - 18:32 | 263 reads
Lawnmowers Submitted on July 31, 2010 - 15:32 | 231 reads
The sestina sestina Submitted on July 27, 2010 - 21:08 | 288 reads
Punch up in the Rovers Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 16:25 | 428 reads
There's a dog in the playground! Submitted on July 12, 2010 - 22:31 | 684 reads
I'm telling everyone I want Germany to win Submitted on June 14, 2010 - 20:47 | 235 reads
A Hymn for the Cigarettes Submitted on May 23, 2010 - 14:55 | 287 reads
Soya milk Submitted on May 8, 2010 - 19:03 | 314 reads
Don't flake out on me Submitted on April 28, 2010 - 13:27 | 401 reads
May God protect your home Submitted on April 28, 2010 - 12:58 | 292 reads
I wish I believed in aliens Submitted on April 24, 2010 - 21:53 | 376 reads
Michael Owen's cheeky accumalator Submitted on April 24, 2010 - 20:35 | 260 reads
I never used to like whisky Submitted on March 28, 2010 - 18:53 | 286 reads
Chain of Hurt Submitted on March 23, 2010 - 01:25 | 286 reads
A boy called Michael Jackson Submitted on March 14, 2010 - 17:56 | 305 reads
I saw my dead nan on the ghost train Submitted on February 26, 2010 - 19:33 | 307 reads
My night out Submitted on February 23, 2010 - 21:24 | 310 reads
Red wine stains Submitted on February 6, 2010 - 13:08 | 368 reads
I don't want to share Amanda Palmer Submitted on December 31, 2009 - 02:19 | 329 reads
A baker falls over Submitted on November 30, 2009 - 22:56 | 334 reads
There's something about the railway Submitted on November 19, 2009 - 18:34 | 296 reads
Knock-a-door-run Submitted on November 19, 2009 - 18:25 | 308 reads
When we die our souls become cuddly toys Submitted on October 24, 2009 - 23:20 | 322 reads
Orchestras Submitted on October 24, 2009 - 22:28 | 288 reads
Where else, if not here Submitted on October 15, 2009 - 21:52 | 328 reads
When you were talking about your mum Submitted on October 7, 2009 - 18:40 | 377 reads
Both of us in baseball caps Submitted on October 3, 2009 - 22:32 | 351 reads
The city is different now Submitted on October 3, 2009 - 21:07 | 397 reads
Silent Disco Submitted on September 17, 2009 - 13:28 | 373 reads
Hoops Submitted on September 17, 2009 - 13:01 | 350 reads
Sunflowers Submitted on August 6, 2009 - 11:53 | 424 reads
The day everything was okay Submitted on July 10, 2009 - 13:37 | 373 reads
Are you happy? Submitted on June 11, 2009 - 20:39 | 368 reads
Good shoes Submitted on February 9, 2009 - 19:00 | 389 reads
Paperbacks Submitted on February 9, 2009 - 18:57 | 421 reads
The way your face lights up Submitted on January 30, 2009 - 23:10 | 448 reads
Slade and Wham at Christmas Submitted on December 6, 2008 - 02:54 | 487 reads
Let's not go to work this morning Submitted on November 27, 2008 - 11:29 | 517 reads
It's hard to imagine any of our friends will die Submitted on November 19, 2008 - 17:04 | 500 reads
We used to take drugs together Submitted on September 14, 2008 - 00:00 | 501 reads
Queen Exchange Submitted on June 15, 2008 - 11:07 | 471 reads
Teenage Rebellion Submitted on June 6, 2008 - 13:56 | 876 reads
In this square Submitted on June 1, 2008 - 23:06 | 581 reads
From his bed in the capital city Submitted on June 1, 2008 - 23:02 | 682 reads
Cheryl Tweedy Sex Pest Submitted on May 18, 2008 - 17:30 | 3738 reads
A disastrous campaign in Bohemia Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 21:20 | 505 reads
Something in me, I suppose, must be going blind Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 21:13 | 502 reads
His house has white brick balconies Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 21:09 | 501 reads
You have just become a character in my poem Submitted on March 31, 2008 - 21:16 | 526 reads
Hymn to a Broken Marriage Submitted on March 31, 2008 - 21:15 | 570 reads
I forgot to mention the moon Submitted on March 31, 2008 - 21:13 | 488 reads
What if men burst in wearing balaclavas? Submitted on March 7, 2008 - 15:25 | 597 reads
I'm not cool enough to be in your band Submitted on February 18, 2008 - 00:54 | 640 reads
Miss Tempest Thinks Submitted on February 18, 2008 - 00:39 | 500 reads
I've got a good game going on up here Submitted on February 18, 2008 - 00:32 | 500 reads
There's someone dead in the toilet Submitted on February 2, 2008 - 19:54 | 1123 reads
We should call a man Submitted on February 2, 2008 - 19:50 | 687 reads
George Aligayah Submitted on January 25, 2008 - 15:06 | 973 reads
Wrecking Ball Submitted on October 24, 2007 - 14:02 | 785 reads
Ordering Room Service Submitted on October 22, 2007 - 15:25 | 786 reads
The Seinfeld Chronicles Submitted on October 18, 2007 - 15:34 | 708 reads
I will never see these people again Submitted on October 17, 2007 - 15:15 | 598 reads
A day in the life Submitted on August 29, 2007 - 09:28 | 674 reads
A day in the life Submitted on August 29, 2007 - 09:27 | 565 reads
I don't want anything bad to ever happen to you Submitted on August 22, 2007 - 10:41 | 2446 reads
I've got a friend called Byron now Submitted on August 22, 2007 - 10:37 | 759 reads
She teaches Hannah Submitted on July 11, 2007 - 08:57 | 596 reads
Loads of pills and stuff Submitted on July 11, 2007 - 08:52 | 699 reads
People called Michael Jackson Submitted on May 17, 2007 - 08:52 | 760 reads
On Wensum Bridge Submitted on May 17, 2007 - 08:33 | 1052 reads
Water Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 11:10 | 813 reads
He explained why he would never buy her flowers Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 11:09 | 1090 reads
Cufflink Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 10:03 | 634 reads
Somewhere much, much quieter Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 09:20 | 861 reads
George Aligayah Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 09:02 | 820 reads
A film set on a staircase Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 08:57 | 638 reads
A fully grown man called Nobbsy Submitted on March 21, 2007 - 19:03 | 641 reads
Skiing Accident Submitted on March 17, 2007 - 11:00 | 680 reads
Stephen Hughes Submitted on March 17, 2007 - 10:57 | 706 reads
Very Bad with Money Submitted on March 17, 2007 - 10:35 | 1477 reads
Breathing Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 10:47 | 652 reads
Off Duty Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 10:44 | 679 reads
I hope it snows for Jermaine Jackson Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 10:40 | 678 reads
Tape Recordings Submitted on November 25, 2006 - 20:24 | 726 reads
We used to take drugs together Submitted on November 25, 2006 - 20:17 | 743 reads
Meeting Sigrid Submitted on October 28, 2006 - 09:44 | 663 reads
Springfield Rise Submitted on October 27, 2006 - 15:02 | 683 reads
We're going to own this bar Submitted on October 27, 2006 - 14:56 | 1753 reads
Bunting Submitted on October 15, 2006 - 18:52 | 794 reads
Paper Cuts Submitted on October 12, 2006 - 18:24 | 791 reads
Let's Close the Hotel Submitted on October 8, 2006 - 16:02 | 742 reads
On the train to Sheringham Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 18:06 | 691 reads
Drinking Water Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 18:03 | 680 reads
They dragged me into their car Submitted on August 13, 2006 - 18:40 | 649 reads
Everybody keeps ruffling each other's hair Submitted on August 13, 2006 - 17:42 | 829 reads
Googling your own name Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 18:15 | 757 reads
The fridge is full of Tropicana Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 18:12 | 700 reads
Everbody wants to swim in the river Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 17:41 | 769 reads
Browsing Russian Brides on the Internet Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 17:11 | 822 reads
I know you've been referred to your doctor Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 20:27 | 731 reads
I'd love to help Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 19:59 | 718 reads
Hannah's mum has never eaten strawberries Submitted on June 8, 2006 - 15:35 | 741 reads
Gut Submitted on May 14, 2006 - 15:27 | 719 reads
Muse Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 19:26 | 819 reads
Woodcutting Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 19:25 | 729 reads
Secret Machines Submitted on April 6, 2006 - 15:40 | 892 reads
Electric Submitted on April 6, 2006 - 15:39 | 883 reads
Remember to take your inhaler Submitted on March 23, 2006 - 14:03 | 866 reads
My father the King Submitted on March 22, 2006 - 14:54 | 876 reads
Uncle David Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 11:14 | 885 reads
Set Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:31 | 956 reads
Three Haikus about Spring Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:25 | 1022 reads
When we slept under palm trees Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:20 | 921 reads
Pasta Sauce Submitted on March 12, 2006 - 11:00 | 945 reads
Batman and Robin Submitted on March 12, 2006 - 10:58 | 851 reads
They couldn't stop tickling each other Submitted on March 11, 2006 - 16:58 | 1034 reads
I've managed to piece together Submitted on March 8, 2006 - 10:51 | 899 reads
Like Orlando Bloom Submitted on March 8, 2006 - 10:46 | 954 reads
We'll tour the coffee houses Submitted on March 8, 2006 - 10:38 | 956 reads
Mustard Submitted on February 28, 2006 - 13:16 | 903 reads
My bad toe Submitted on February 27, 2006 - 15:09 | 990 reads
Bamboo Submitted on February 27, 2006 - 14:55 | 977 reads
Someone licks yoghurt Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 14:57 | 868 reads
Aflutter Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 14:41 | 966 reads
Ransack Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 14:36 | 904 reads
Punching the air in euphoria Submitted on February 4, 2006 - 20:02 | 993 reads
Rich Pickins Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:22 | 1106 reads
Like George Best Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:13 | 985 reads
Cheeses Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:08 | 1038 reads
My Uncle's One Night Stands Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:03 | 1019 reads
Meanwhile at the bar a drunkard muses Submitted on January 27, 2006 - 10:47 | 1086 reads
Rogue Submitted on January 27, 2006 - 10:41 | 1050 reads
She read to me Submitted on January 4, 2006 - 11:57 | 1024 reads
Love Hearts Submitted on December 20, 2005 - 10:14 | 958 reads
The English Accent Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 13:34 | 967 reads
Your Suitcase Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 13:26 | 929 reads
Shots Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 13:22 | 994 reads
Mrs Corner's Window Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:21 | 936 reads
01603 406006 Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:14 | 1048 reads
House of Frasier Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:08 | 2953 reads
Like a Hero in the Movies Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:03 | 962 reads
Smyth Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 14:25 | 1043 reads
Doodle Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 14:16 | 985 reads
A Month of Sunsets Submitted on September 7, 2005 - 14:42 | 1045 reads
Your Portrait Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 11:27 | 1090 reads
I guessed your Yahoo Password Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 23:44 | 1030 reads
C and G Submitted on September 3, 2005 - 13:33 | 1096 reads
Before the Dentists Submitted on September 3, 2005 - 13:23 | 1004 reads
Sparrow Submitted on August 29, 2005 - 18:45 | 1175 reads
Somersaults Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 16:51 | 1032 reads
Alphabetti Spaghetti Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 13:54 | 1080 reads
Teabags Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 13:42 | 1096 reads
Polar Bear Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:24 | 938 reads
Like Eric Morecambe Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:22 | 1068 reads
The Spinal Tap Video needed rewinding Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:20 | 1068 reads
Listening to David Bowie Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:13 | 1066 reads
Tandem Submitted on August 18, 2005 - 15:32 | 1028 reads
Fish Sestina Submitted on August 18, 2005 - 15:23 | 1071 reads
My Milkmaid Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 23:25 | 1054 reads
Omelettes Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 23:16 | 1000 reads
Watching Columbo Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 23:09 | 1052 reads
The Danube Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 13:06 | 1004 reads
List Your Friends Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 13:02 | 1071 reads
Pennies Submitted on August 5, 2005 - 15:57 | 1136 reads
Milly Submitted on July 26, 2005 - 08:29 | 851 reads
Sobriety Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 16:01 | 857 reads
The Sick Man Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 15:45 | 873 reads
Ranked Submitted on March 28, 2005 - 16:56 | 909 reads
The Cut Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 09:14 | 956 reads
Fish out of Water Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:12 | 791 reads
Bedsheets Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 15:54 | 869 reads
When you were a Milkmaid Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 14:56 | 1147 reads
The Taxi Driver's Eyes Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 09:18 | 865 reads
Fish Night Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 09:13 | 922 reads
Mutter G?ttinger Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 11:02 | 904 reads
A New England Submitted on November 2, 2004 - 16:05 | 806 reads
The Farm on the Bottom Bunk Submitted on June 6, 2005 - 23:16 | 843 reads
Two Glasses Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 830 reads
Records from Helsinki Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 862 reads
Spiders Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 834 reads
My Life in Pencils Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:19 | 842 reads
Helen Drew Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:14 | 936 reads
Floating Images of Youth Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:14 | 826 reads
Guardian Angel Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:04 | 827 reads
Balloons Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 914 reads
A thousand violins Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 872 reads
We don't make each other laugh anymore Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 1812 reads
Thieves Go to Hell Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 884 reads
Unconscious Dreaming Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:14 | 792 reads
Richard Beckinsale Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 935 reads
Something is Sacred Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 844 reads
Piano Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:23 | 840 reads
Queen Exchange Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 812 reads
My Art College Days are Over Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 777 reads
I want to show I'm Sorry Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 894 reads
Fate Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:16 | 843 reads
Except Alabama Song Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 844 reads
Betty Made a Blanket Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:34 | 858 reads
Carribean Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:39 | 900 reads
X - The Ting of the Bell Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:19 | 833 reads
Venredi, Mecredi, Samedi Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:34 | 1538 reads
We Were on the Swings Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 831 reads
Travel writing Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 858 reads
Rhine Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 845 reads
Sylvia's Bottom Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:07 | 992 reads
Mister Yehumi Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:43 | 829 reads
Kris Akabusi Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:44 | 1097 reads
I Need to go to Europe Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 882 reads
Falling Down Stairs Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:01 | 874 reads
Drinking Diet Pepsi Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:39 | 1007 reads
Calais to Dover Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:09 | 849 reads
Z-Brittle Bones Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 833 reads
X- Young and Lovely Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 974 reads
You can't Whistle Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:08 | 842 reads
Van Basten Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 823 reads
Watching Fireworks Fly Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 821 reads
This be the Curse Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 831 reads
U R Horrible Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 889 reads
Rainbow Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 879 reads
Spin the bottle Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 1157 reads
Pretty girl Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:32 | 832 reads
Q - Window Shopping Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:37 | 809 reads
Now and Then Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:07 | 858 reads
Outside the toilets in McDonalds Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 862 reads
Love Poetry In Age Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:55 | 877 reads
My Scruffy Hair Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:54 | 2592 reads
January Snow Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:59 | 837 reads
Kupid Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 928 reads
Honeydew Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:56 | 840 reads
I Stole a Book Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:07 | 802 reads
Fruit Machines Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:34 | 1090 reads
Guilty Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 873 reads
Don't go without him Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 865 reads
Emily's Plasticine Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 886 reads
Bring me Sunshine Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:18 | 920 reads
Childrens Pop Up Books Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:13 | 954 reads
A - Miss Scunthorpe 2000 (runner up) Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:19 | 1752 reads
Z - Fish out of Water Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:23 | 852 reads
Y- Dear Son in Law Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 896 reads
Watching David Gower Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:39 | 839 reads
The girl at Glastonbury Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:51 | 856 reads
Robin Hoods Bay Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:52 | 854 reads
Stowmarket Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 875 reads
New Boy Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:19 | 900 reads
One Thousand Violins Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:49 | 874 reads
Leonard Cohen read you my poem Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:44 | 877 reads
Just Outside the Moshpit Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 835 reads
Kurt and Courtney Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:54 | 843 reads
Inside Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 862 reads
Gonads Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:36 | 892 reads
Don't Run Away Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:14 | 842 reads
Conceived at Glastonbury Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:16 | 898 reads
And behind us Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 873 reads
Dear Sir Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 16:09 | 895 reads
Tracks Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 16:07 | 864 reads
Factory Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 16:05 | 880 reads
Sparrow Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 15:59 | 884 reads
The English News Submitted on June 6, 2005 - 23:22 | 892 reads
Strauss Submitted on March 29, 2005 - 15:09 | 853 reads
Fame Submitted on March 29, 2005 - 14:56 | 852 reads
When the Rain Came Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 795 reads
Trampled Popodoms Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 1098 reads
Postcard Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 855 reads
Watching Fireworks Fly Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 835 reads
I don't want to hate Scunthorpe Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 17:37 | 975 reads
Ladybirds Submitted on April 1, 2005 - 08:03 | 1096 reads
How to lose weight Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:28 | 982 reads
Factory Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:28 | 931 reads
How to make friends with effluence, people Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 889 reads
Meal for One Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 893 reads
Roulette Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:21 | 788 reads
Like they did in Antigua Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:16 | 825 reads
Jimmy Jones Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:41 | 846 reads
Grain Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:41 | 901 reads
Furniture Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 764 reads
Friends and Enemies Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:19 | 914 reads
The bit before the end of the middle Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 903 reads
Carpet Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 804 reads
Rubbish Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:53 | 834 reads
Fleece Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:53 | 863 reads
whether Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:39 | 865 reads
The Tale of the Magic River Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:33 | 831 reads
