mcmanaman

John Osborne, born in Scunthorpe in 1981, discovered rum and The Smiths 16 years later. Author of Radio Head and The Newsagent's Window, both published by Simon&Schuster. My new pamphlet, 'The New Blur Album' is published by Nasty Little Press. http://www.nastylittlepress.org/books/the-new-blur-album/

Right now, I have 333 stories in 16 collections on the site. My stories have been read 249914 times and 135 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

The Cannes Film Festival

Submitted on November 16, 2011 - 14:16 | 55 reads

Let's buy a pier

Submitted on November 13, 2011 - 20:59 | 48 reads

Living by the seaside

Submitted on November 13, 2011 - 20:30 | 81 reads

Milkshakes on Wednesdays

Submitted on November 10, 2011 - 22:06 | 46 reads

I wish I believed in aliens

Submitted on November 10, 2011 - 14:20 | 103 reads

The Apocalypse

Submitted on November 10, 2011 - 14:16 | 75 reads

There is something astonishing within you

Submitted on November 6, 2011 - 22:01 | 129 reads

Sharing a Jägerbomb

Submitted on October 13, 2011 - 18:03 | 102 reads

Things are okay right now and hopefully it will be like this for a while

Submitted on September 30, 2011 - 23:09 | 108 reads

Holding a pair of last year's trousers

Submitted on September 19, 2011 - 01:04 | 157 reads

Some chips and a pint

Submitted on September 18, 2011 - 23:51 | 204 reads

She'll break your heart

Submitted on September 17, 2011 - 23:20 | 218 reads

Buying dishwasher tablets

Submitted on September 15, 2011 - 22:08 | 176 reads

The funk

Submitted on September 15, 2011 - 20:50 | 110 reads

I was an idiot at that party

Submitted on July 12, 2011 - 08:10 | 300 reads

Nothing compares to you

Submitted on June 9, 2011 - 10:57 | 113 reads

Moving out

Submitted on May 20, 2011 - 12:36 | 132 reads

A go home moment

Submitted on March 21, 2011 - 14:58 | 446 reads

Flames

Submitted on March 21, 2011 - 14:56 | 184 reads

No, no, no.

Submitted on March 18, 2011 - 15:34 | 201 reads

Missing Trains

Submitted on March 7, 2011 - 17:43 | 332 reads

A hipflask

Submitted on March 5, 2011 - 13:52 | 135 reads

I have fallen in love with someone beautiful

Submitted on February 22, 2011 - 15:17 | 182 reads

Orbital, Aphex Twin and Squarepusher.

Submitted on February 10, 2011 - 23:41 | 174 reads

Lily Allen Dream

Submitted on February 10, 2011 - 23:25 | 349 reads

That money would have turned you into a bastard

Submitted on February 6, 2011 - 01:30 | 178 reads

Most people aren't that happy anyway

Submitted on January 30, 2011 - 19:30 | 560 reads

I donated money anonymously

Submitted on January 22, 2011 - 20:13 | 294 reads

Remix

Submitted on January 16, 2011 - 23:02 | 166 reads

The unlucky shop

Submitted on December 14, 2010 - 23:51 | 243 reads

Tomorrow's World

Submitted on December 4, 2010 - 00:46 | 224 reads

Used to be a Woolworths

Submitted on November 29, 2010 - 19:19 | 164 reads

Pages from Ceefax

Submitted on November 23, 2010 - 13:22 | 211 reads

Your children are fast asleep upstairs

Submitted on November 23, 2010 - 13:13 | 264 reads

Talking to Camera

Submitted on November 16, 2010 - 13:40 | 183 reads

Frozen

Submitted on November 9, 2010 - 12:47 | 286 reads

Ambition

Submitted on November 7, 2010 - 23:31 | 292 reads

I like to watch the fire engines

Submitted on October 13, 2010 - 09:36 | 209 reads

Cicatrice

Submitted on October 13, 2010 - 09:24 | 212 reads

The first date

Submitted on October 7, 2010 - 22:37 | 289 reads

The Japanese Restaurant

Submitted on September 9, 2010 - 13:24 | 264 reads

They couldn't stop tickling each other

Submitted on August 15, 2010 - 22:30 | 339 reads

Post

Submitted on August 13, 2010 - 20:52 | 199 reads

Cleaning

Submitted on August 13, 2010 - 20:40 | 257 reads

Cloaks

Submitted on August 6, 2010 - 18:32 | 263 reads

Lawnmowers

Submitted on July 31, 2010 - 15:32 | 231 reads

The sestina sestina

Submitted on July 27, 2010 - 21:08 | 288 reads

Punch up in the Rovers

Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 16:25 | 428 reads

There's a dog in the playground!

Submitted on July 12, 2010 - 22:31 | 684 reads

I'm telling everyone I want Germany to win

Submitted on June 14, 2010 - 20:47 | 235 reads

A Hymn for the Cigarettes

Submitted on May 23, 2010 - 14:55 | 287 reads

Soya milk

Submitted on May 8, 2010 - 19:03 | 314 reads

Don't flake out on me

Submitted on April 28, 2010 - 13:27 | 401 reads

May God protect your home

Submitted on April 28, 2010 - 12:58 | 292 reads

I wish I believed in aliens

Submitted on April 24, 2010 - 21:53 | 376 reads

Michael Owen's cheeky accumalator

Submitted on April 24, 2010 - 20:35 | 260 reads

I never used to like whisky

Submitted on March 28, 2010 - 18:53 | 286 reads

Chain of Hurt

Submitted on March 23, 2010 - 01:25 | 286 reads

A boy called Michael Jackson

Submitted on March 14, 2010 - 17:56 | 305 reads

I saw my dead nan on the ghost train

Submitted on February 26, 2010 - 19:33 | 307 reads

My night out

Submitted on February 23, 2010 - 21:24 | 310 reads

Red wine stains

Submitted on February 6, 2010 - 13:08 | 368 reads

I don't want to share Amanda Palmer

Submitted on December 31, 2009 - 02:19 | 329 reads

A baker falls over

Submitted on November 30, 2009 - 22:56 | 334 reads

There's something about the railway

Submitted on November 19, 2009 - 18:34 | 296 reads

Knock-a-door-run

Submitted on November 19, 2009 - 18:25 | 308 reads

When we die our souls become cuddly toys

Submitted on October 24, 2009 - 23:20 | 322 reads

Orchestras

Submitted on October 24, 2009 - 22:28 | 288 reads

Where else, if not here

Submitted on October 15, 2009 - 21:52 | 328 reads

When you were talking about your mum

Submitted on October 7, 2009 - 18:40 | 377 reads

Both of us in baseball caps

Submitted on October 3, 2009 - 22:32 | 351 reads

The city is different now

Submitted on October 3, 2009 - 21:07 | 397 reads

Silent Disco

Submitted on September 17, 2009 - 13:28 | 373 reads

Hoops

Submitted on September 17, 2009 - 13:01 | 350 reads

Sunflowers

Submitted on August 6, 2009 - 11:53 | 424 reads

The day everything was okay

Submitted on July 10, 2009 - 13:37 | 373 reads

Are you happy?

Submitted on June 11, 2009 - 20:39 | 368 reads

Good shoes

Submitted on February 9, 2009 - 19:00 | 389 reads

Paperbacks

Submitted on February 9, 2009 - 18:57 | 421 reads

The way your face lights up

Submitted on January 30, 2009 - 23:10 | 448 reads

Slade and Wham at Christmas

Submitted on December 6, 2008 - 02:54 | 487 reads

Let's not go to work this morning

Submitted on November 27, 2008 - 11:29 | 517 reads

It's hard to imagine any of our friends will die

Submitted on November 19, 2008 - 17:04 | 500 reads

We used to take drugs together

Submitted on September 14, 2008 - 00:00 | 501 reads

Sometimes when I think about you it makes me feel a bit sick

Submitted on September 13, 2008 - 23:45 | 1669 reads

Queen Exchange

Submitted on June 15, 2008 - 11:07 | 471 reads

Teenage Rebellion

Submitted on June 6, 2008 - 13:56 | 876 reads

In this square

Submitted on June 1, 2008 - 23:06 | 581 reads

From his bed in the capital city

Submitted on June 1, 2008 - 23:02 | 682 reads

Picturing myself in the mountains, 10,000 miles away

Submitted on June 1, 2008 - 12:20 | 567 reads

Cheryl Tweedy Sex Pest

Submitted on May 18, 2008 - 17:30 | 3738 reads

A disastrous campaign in Bohemia

Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 21:20 | 505 reads

Something in me, I suppose, must be going blind

Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 21:13 | 502 reads

His house has white brick balconies

Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 21:09 | 501 reads

You have just become a character in my poem

Submitted on March 31, 2008 - 21:16 | 526 reads

Hymn to a Broken Marriage

Submitted on March 31, 2008 - 21:15 | 570 reads

I forgot to mention the moon

Submitted on March 31, 2008 - 21:13 | 488 reads

What if men burst in wearing balaclavas?

Submitted on March 7, 2008 - 15:25 | 597 reads

I'm not cool enough to be in your band

Submitted on February 18, 2008 - 00:54 | 640 reads

Miss Tempest Thinks

Submitted on February 18, 2008 - 00:39 | 500 reads

I've got a good game going on up here

Submitted on February 18, 2008 - 00:32 | 500 reads

There's someone dead in the toilet

Submitted on February 2, 2008 - 19:54 | 1123 reads

We should call a man

Submitted on February 2, 2008 - 19:50 | 687 reads

George Aligayah

Submitted on January 25, 2008 - 15:06 | 973 reads

Wrecking Ball

Submitted on October 24, 2007 - 14:02 | 785 reads

Ordering Room Service

Submitted on October 22, 2007 - 15:25 | 786 reads

The Seinfeld Chronicles

Submitted on October 18, 2007 - 15:34 | 708 reads

I will never see these people again

Submitted on October 17, 2007 - 15:15 | 598 reads

A day in the life

Submitted on August 29, 2007 - 09:28 | 674 reads

A day in the life

Submitted on August 29, 2007 - 09:27 | 565 reads

I don't want anything bad to ever happen to you

Submitted on August 22, 2007 - 10:41 | 2446 reads

I've got a friend called Byron now

Submitted on August 22, 2007 - 10:37 | 759 reads

She teaches Hannah

Submitted on July 11, 2007 - 08:57 | 596 reads

Loads of pills and stuff

Submitted on July 11, 2007 - 08:52 | 699 reads

People called Michael Jackson

Submitted on May 17, 2007 - 08:52 | 760 reads

On Wensum Bridge

Submitted on May 17, 2007 - 08:33 | 1052 reads

Water

Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 11:10 | 813 reads

He explained why he would never buy her flowers

Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 11:09 | 1090 reads

Cufflink

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 10:03 | 634 reads

Somewhere much, much quieter

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 09:20 | 861 reads

Don't be afraid, you have just got your eyes closed

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 09:03 | 653 reads

George Aligayah

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 09:02 | 820 reads

A film set on a staircase

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 08:57 | 638 reads

A fully grown man called Nobbsy

Submitted on March 21, 2007 - 19:03 | 641 reads

Skiing Accident

Submitted on March 17, 2007 - 11:00 | 680 reads

Stephen Hughes

Submitted on March 17, 2007 - 10:57 | 706 reads

Very Bad with Money

Submitted on March 17, 2007 - 10:35 | 1477 reads

Breathing

Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 10:47 | 652 reads

Off Duty

Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 10:44 | 679 reads

I hope it snows for Jermaine Jackson

Submitted on January 22, 2007 - 10:40 | 678 reads

Apparently in Bury St Edmunds they switched the Christmas lights on in September.

Submitted on December 30, 2006 - 10:49 | 754 reads

Tape Recordings

Submitted on November 25, 2006 - 20:24 | 726 reads

We used to take drugs together

Submitted on November 25, 2006 - 20:17 | 743 reads

Meeting Sigrid

Submitted on October 28, 2006 - 09:44 | 663 reads

Springfield Rise

Submitted on October 27, 2006 - 15:02 | 683 reads

We're going to own this bar

Submitted on October 27, 2006 - 14:56 | 1753 reads

Bunting

Submitted on October 15, 2006 - 18:52 | 794 reads

Paper Cuts

Submitted on October 12, 2006 - 18:24 | 791 reads

She looks like the girl who presents Brainteaser on Channel 5

Submitted on October 8, 2006 - 18:32 | 768 reads

Let's Close the Hotel

Submitted on October 8, 2006 - 16:02 | 742 reads

On the train to Sheringham

Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 18:06 | 691 reads

Drinking Water

Submitted on August 17, 2006 - 18:03 | 680 reads

They dragged me into their car

Submitted on August 13, 2006 - 18:40 | 649 reads

Everybody keeps ruffling each other's hair

Submitted on August 13, 2006 - 17:42 | 829 reads

Googling your own name

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 18:15 | 757 reads

The fridge is full of Tropicana

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 18:12 | 700 reads

Everbody wants to swim in the river

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 17:41 | 769 reads

Browsing Russian Brides on the Internet

Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 17:11 | 822 reads

I know you've been referred to your doctor

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 20:27 | 731 reads

I'd love to help

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 19:59 | 718 reads

Hannah's mum has never eaten strawberries

Submitted on June 8, 2006 - 15:35 | 741 reads

Gut

Submitted on May 14, 2006 - 15:27 | 719 reads

Muse

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 19:26 | 819 reads

Woodcutting

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 19:25 | 729 reads

Secret Machines

Submitted on April 6, 2006 - 15:40 | 892 reads

Electric

Submitted on April 6, 2006 - 15:39 | 883 reads

Remember to take your inhaler

Submitted on March 23, 2006 - 14:03 | 866 reads

My father the King

Submitted on March 22, 2006 - 14:54 | 876 reads

Uncle David

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 11:14 | 885 reads

Set

Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:31 | 956 reads

Three Haikus about Spring

Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:25 | 1022 reads

When we slept under palm trees

Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:20 | 921 reads

Pasta Sauce

Submitted on March 12, 2006 - 11:00 | 945 reads

Batman and Robin

Submitted on March 12, 2006 - 10:58 | 851 reads

They couldn't stop tickling each other

Submitted on March 11, 2006 - 16:58 | 1034 reads

I've managed to piece together

Submitted on March 8, 2006 - 10:51 | 899 reads

Like Orlando Bloom

Submitted on March 8, 2006 - 10:46 | 954 reads

We'll tour the coffee houses

Submitted on March 8, 2006 - 10:38 | 956 reads

Mustard

Submitted on February 28, 2006 - 13:16 | 903 reads

My bad toe

Submitted on February 27, 2006 - 15:09 | 990 reads

Bamboo

Submitted on February 27, 2006 - 14:55 | 977 reads

Someone licks yoghurt

Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 14:57 | 868 reads

Aflutter

Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 14:41 | 966 reads

Ransack

Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 14:36 | 904 reads

Punching the air in euphoria

Submitted on February 4, 2006 - 20:02 | 993 reads

Rich Pickins

Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:22 | 1106 reads

Like George Best

Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:13 | 985 reads

Cheeses

Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:08 | 1038 reads

My Uncle's One Night Stands

Submitted on February 3, 2006 - 16:03 | 1019 reads

Meanwhile at the bar a drunkard muses

Submitted on January 27, 2006 - 10:47 | 1086 reads

Rogue

Submitted on January 27, 2006 - 10:41 | 1050 reads

She read to me

Submitted on January 4, 2006 - 11:57 | 1024 reads

Love Hearts

Submitted on December 20, 2005 - 10:14 | 958 reads

The English Accent

Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 13:34 | 967 reads

Your Suitcase

Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 13:26 | 929 reads

Shots

Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 13:22 | 994 reads

Mrs Corner's Window

Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:21 | 936 reads

01603 406006

Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:14 | 1048 reads

House of Frasier

Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:08 | 2953 reads

Like a Hero in the Movies

Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 20:03 | 962 reads

Smyth

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 14:25 | 1043 reads

Doodle

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 14:16 | 985 reads

A Month of Sunsets

Submitted on September 7, 2005 - 14:42 | 1045 reads

Your Portrait

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 11:27 | 1090 reads

I guessed your Yahoo Password

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 23:44 | 1030 reads

C and G

Submitted on September 3, 2005 - 13:33 | 1096 reads

Before the Dentists

Submitted on September 3, 2005 - 13:23 | 1004 reads

Sparrow

Submitted on August 29, 2005 - 18:45 | 1175 reads

Somersaults

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 16:51 | 1032 reads

Alphabetti Spaghetti

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 13:54 | 1080 reads

Teabags

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 13:42 | 1096 reads

Polar Bear

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:24 | 938 reads

Like Eric Morecambe

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:22 | 1068 reads

The Spinal Tap Video needed rewinding

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:20 | 1068 reads

Listening to David Bowie

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 12:13 | 1066 reads

Tandem

Submitted on August 18, 2005 - 15:32 | 1028 reads

Fish Sestina

Submitted on August 18, 2005 - 15:23 | 1071 reads

My Milkmaid

Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 23:25 | 1054 reads

Omelettes

Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 23:16 | 1000 reads

Watching Columbo

Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 23:09 | 1052 reads

The Danube

Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 13:06 | 1004 reads

List Your Friends

Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 13:02 | 1071 reads

Pennies

Submitted on August 5, 2005 - 15:57 | 1136 reads

Milly

Submitted on July 26, 2005 - 08:29 | 851 reads

Sobriety

Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 16:01 | 857 reads

The Sick Man

Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 15:45 | 873 reads

Ranked

Submitted on March 28, 2005 - 16:56 | 909 reads

The Cut

Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 09:14 | 956 reads

Fish out of Water

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:12 | 791 reads

Bedsheets

Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 15:54 | 869 reads

When you were a Milkmaid

Submitted on May 1, 2005 - 14:56 | 1147 reads

The Taxi Driver's Eyes

Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 09:18 | 865 reads

Fish Night

Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 09:13 | 922 reads

Mutter G?ttinger

Submitted on March 11, 2005 - 11:02 | 904 reads

A New England

Submitted on November 2, 2004 - 16:05 | 806 reads

The Farm on the Bottom Bunk

Submitted on June 6, 2005 - 23:16 | 843 reads

Two Glasses

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 830 reads

Records from Helsinki

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 862 reads

Spiders

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 834 reads

My Life in Pencils

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:19 | 842 reads

Helen Drew

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:14 | 936 reads

Floating Images of Youth

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:14 | 826 reads

Guardian Angel

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:04 | 827 reads

Balloons

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 914 reads

A thousand violins

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 872 reads

We don't make each other laugh anymore

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 1812 reads

Thieves Go to Hell

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 884 reads

Unconscious Dreaming

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:14 | 792 reads

Richard Beckinsale

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 935 reads

Something is Sacred

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 844 reads

Piano

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:23 | 840 reads

Queen Exchange

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 812 reads

My Art College Days are Over

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 777 reads

I want to show I'm Sorry

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 894 reads

Fate

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:16 | 843 reads

Except Alabama Song

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 844 reads

Betty Made a Blanket

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:34 | 858 reads

Carribean

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:39 | 900 reads

X - The Ting of the Bell

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:19 | 833 reads

Venredi, Mecredi, Samedi

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:34 | 1538 reads

We Were on the Swings

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 831 reads

Travel writing

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 858 reads

Rhine

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 845 reads

Sylvia's Bottom

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:07 | 992 reads

Mister Yehumi

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:43 | 829 reads

Kris Akabusi

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:44 | 1097 reads

I Need to go to Europe

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 882 reads

Falling Down Stairs

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:01 | 874 reads

Drinking Diet Pepsi

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:39 | 1007 reads

Calais to Dover

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:09 | 849 reads

Z-Brittle Bones

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 833 reads

X- Young and Lovely

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 974 reads

You can't Whistle

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:08 | 842 reads

Van Basten

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 823 reads

Watching Fireworks Fly

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 821 reads

This be the Curse

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 831 reads

U R Horrible

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 889 reads

Rainbow

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 879 reads

Spin the bottle

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 1157 reads

Pretty girl

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:32 | 832 reads

Q - Window Shopping

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:37 | 809 reads

Now and Then

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:07 | 858 reads

Outside the toilets in McDonalds

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:50 | 862 reads

Love Poetry In Age

Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:55 | 877 reads

My Scruffy Hair

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:54 | 2592 reads

January Snow

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:59 | 837 reads

Kupid

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 928 reads

Honeydew

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:56 | 840 reads

I Stole a Book

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:07 | 802 reads

Fruit Machines

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:34 | 1090 reads

Guilty

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 873 reads

Don't go without him

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:55 | 865 reads

Emily's Plasticine

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:51 | 886 reads

Bring me Sunshine

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:18 | 920 reads

Childrens Pop Up Books

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:13 | 954 reads

A - Miss Scunthorpe 2000 (runner up)

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:19 | 1752 reads

Z - Fish out of Water

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:23 | 852 reads

Y- Dear Son in Law

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 896 reads

Watching David Gower

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:39 | 839 reads

The girl at Glastonbury

Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:51 | 856 reads

Robin Hoods Bay

Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:52 | 854 reads

Stowmarket

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 875 reads

New Boy

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:19 | 900 reads

One Thousand Violins

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:49 | 874 reads

Leonard Cohen read you my poem

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:44 | 877 reads

Just Outside the Moshpit

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 835 reads

Kurt and Courtney

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:54 | 843 reads

Inside

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 862 reads

Gonads

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:36 | 892 reads

Don't Run Away

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:14 | 842 reads

Conceived at Glastonbury

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:16 | 898 reads

And behind us

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 873 reads

Dear Sir

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 16:09 | 895 reads

Tracks

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 16:07 | 864 reads

Factory

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 16:05 | 880 reads

Sparrow

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 15:59 | 884 reads

The English News

Submitted on June 6, 2005 - 23:22 | 892 reads

Strauss

Submitted on March 29, 2005 - 15:09 | 853 reads

Fame

Submitted on March 29, 2005 - 14:56 | 852 reads

When the Rain Came

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 795 reads

Trampled Popodoms

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 1098 reads

Postcard

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:00 | 855 reads

Watching Fireworks Fly

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:57 | 835 reads

I don't want to hate Scunthorpe

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 17:37 | 975 reads

Ladybirds

Submitted on April 1, 2005 - 08:03 | 1096 reads

How to lose weight

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:28 | 982 reads

Factory

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:28 | 931 reads

How to make friends with effluence, people

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 889 reads

Meal for One

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 893 reads

Roulette

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:21 | 788 reads

Like they did in Antigua

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:16 | 825 reads

Jimmy Jones

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:41 | 846 reads

Grain

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:41 | 901 reads

Furniture

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 764 reads

Friends and Enemies

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:19 | 914 reads

The bit before the end of the middle

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 903 reads

Carpet

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:02 | 804 reads

Rubbish

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:53 | 834 reads

Fleece

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:53 | 863 reads

whether

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:39 | 865 reads

The Tale of the Magic River

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:33 | 831 reads