pepsoid

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Right now, I have 191 stories in 19 collections on the site. My stories have been read 133322 times and 12 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Returning

Submitted on July 31, 2008 - 20:36 | 21 reads

A Feathery Whisp

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:19 | 25 reads

Cuddles pt2: Holding in the Wee

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:17 | 21 reads

Cuddles

Submitted on July 28, 2008 - 17:17 | 25 reads

Talise (b. 16-Jul-08)

Submitted on July 27, 2008 - 13:00 | 59 reads

One Tonne World

Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 107 reads

The Doer of Things

Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 20:34 | 165 reads

Book

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 18:12 | 190 reads

Ten Utterly Pointless Questions That Are Asked in Offices

Submitted on September 27, 2007 - 20:37 | 272 reads

The Five Stages of the Process of Seeking Proof of the Existence of Speed Pigeons

Submitted on September 25, 2007 - 21:17 | 244 reads

Perilous Pond

Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 19:00 | 211 reads

Tales of the Unplanned

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:00 | 194 reads

Larry and Mick Discuss the Relative Health and Safety Merits of Post-Its and Pins

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 19:48 | 199 reads

The Lord our Blog

Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 21:44 | 262 reads

Larry and Mick Save Their Saliva for a Rainy Day

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 19:15 | 316 reads

Johnny and the Caffeine Shaman

Submitted on May 27, 2007 - 19:49 | 262 reads

Larry and Mick Engage in a Bout of Public Silliness

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 16:49 | 399 reads

lry+mk g txtng

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 11:54 | 386 reads

Larry and Mick Find Themselves in a Town Overrun by Hordes of Slavering Zombies

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:49 | 368 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 450 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 435 reads

Recipe for a Good Night in

Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 21:06 | 436 reads

Transport

Submitted on November 18, 2006 - 20:41 | 558 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Visit From Ned, Mick's Long Lost Cousin From the Hills

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 10:04 | 709 reads

Wonder

Submitted on September 6, 2006 - 18:52 | 484 reads

"Sanger" & "Books"

Submitted on September 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 477 reads

Curves

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 18:34 | 496 reads

Mexican Stand-Off

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 17:48 | 502 reads

The Seven Theories of 'Pear Shaped'

Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 13:46 | 539 reads

Inky and the Sea Squirt

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 14:12 | 519 reads

Larry and Mick do Yoga to Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:46 | 463 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Defect...

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:44 | 618 reads

Larry and Mick Wander Unwittingly Onto an Online Forum

Submitted on August 14, 2006 - 08:33 | 538 reads

BATTERY/LIFE V2.0

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:22 | 471 reads

BATTERY/LIFE

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:18 | 474 reads

Larry and Mick Build an Ark in Preparation for the Impending Global Deluge

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:15 | 536 reads

Larry and Mick Moan About Stuff

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:51 | 461 reads

Larry and Mick Eat Some Cheese

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:29 | 439 reads

Larry and Mick Have Tea With Gloria Estefan

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:21 | 490 reads

Larry and Mick Have a 'Sticky Bun Moment'

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:54 | 454 reads

Larry and Mick Become Newsreaders for the Day

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:53 | 474 reads

Larry and Mick go to Drama Class

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:50 | 456 reads

Filth (a Sonnet)

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 483 reads

Larry and Mick Get Waxed

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:56 | 491 reads

GT012: Exhibition

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 10:02 | 522 reads

GT011: ManTalk

Submitted on July 22, 2006 - 13:36 | 509 reads

GT010: Revolution

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 12:11 | 520 reads

GT009: Shove

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 10:39 | 514 reads

Pepsoid's Book of Quotes (an ongoing project)

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:23 | 454 reads

GT008: Marmalade

Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 08:40 | 481 reads

GT006: Rubbish

Submitted on July 8, 2006 - 14:54 | 530 reads

The Sandwich

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:57 | 532 reads

Stormtrooper Love

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 556 reads

The Interview

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 523 reads

The Magician

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:52 | 524 reads

Convention

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:49 | 512 reads

Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 535 reads

GT007: Carpetlove

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 13:40 | 494 reads

One Year On!

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 08:32 | 525 reads

GT005: Tree

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 497 reads

GT004: Platform

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 488 reads

GT003: Bad Day

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 14:49 | 501 reads

GT002: Football

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 13:58 | 498 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 9: inside the enormous spaceship

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:54 | 546 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 8: the anti-Arnie

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:51 | 559 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 7: the big, misshapen, purple rock

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:50 | 514 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 6: clink! clonk! b'donk!

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:49 | 542 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 5: duped

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:47 | 508 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 4: the moon?

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:46 | 522 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 3: cramped

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:59 | 515 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 2: tuna sandwich

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:42 | 623 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 1: iguana

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:27 | 620 reads

"'That's an Odd Courgette" - Postings 31-40 (20 May 06 - 2 June 06)

Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 14:00 | 558 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 21-30 (1 May 06 - 19 May 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:04 | 554 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 11-20 (19 Apr 06 - 30 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:01 | 585 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - the first ten postings (7 Apr 06 - 17 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 09:56 | 560 reads

A Door (a play)

Submitted on May 21, 2006 - 14:46 | 579 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 5. Sand

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:26 | 532 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 4. Karate

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:24 | 544 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 3. Crumpets

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 18:19 | 558 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 2. Origins

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:36 | 577 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 1. Mystical

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:35 | 594 reads

Ears

Submitted on April 7, 2006 - 16:05 | 635 reads

Pentop

Submitted on March 29, 2006 - 14:19 | 663 reads

Snarl!

Submitted on March 28, 2006 - 18:52 | 798 reads

Names

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:22 | 662 reads

Witness

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:21 | 635 reads

Jerry

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 665 reads

Ashes

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 667 reads

Tom

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:19 | 630 reads

101#003: "Harpy"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:47 | 844 reads

101#002: "Goblins"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:44 | 796 reads

101#001: "Dragon"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:43 | 709 reads

GT001: Unlikely Hero

Submitted on March 7, 2006 - 19:43 | 737 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Run-in With the Sponge Police

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 13:23 | 722 reads

Larry and Mick Start a Boy Band

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 10:26 | 685 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Plank (of Wood)

Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 20:29 | 748 reads

Larry and Mick Reassess the Situation

Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 20:45 | 698 reads

The Journey

Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 13:40 | 689 reads

Larry and Mick and the Cuppa-Contraption

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:24 | 805 reads

Big Brother

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 761 reads

Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 678 reads

Papal Oration

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 697 reads

Hygiene

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 747 reads

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 805 reads

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 775 reads

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 716 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Mid-Life Crisis

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:19 | 767 reads

the giraffe

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 755 reads

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 841 reads

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 874 reads

Larry & Mick Find Inner Peace

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:28 | 868 reads

Larry and Mick Recite Poetry to Cats

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:23 | 826 reads

Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:10 | 905 reads

Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 22:06 | 767 reads

Elves - pt1

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 21:45 | 781 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 08:23 | 739 reads

Condiments

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 754 reads

Minor Annoyance

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 784 reads

Carpets/Love/Beans

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:03 | 801 reads

Larry and Mick Go Organic

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:01 | 730 reads

The Man on the Train

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 21:01 | 827 reads

Letters of Complaint

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:38 | 1914 reads

The Slibbery Flehg

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 806 reads

The Visitor

Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 15:28 | 796 reads

Help! There's a Frog in My Computer! (a play in three acts)

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 14:33 | 1023 reads

Squirrels

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 19:12 | 877 reads

arse dribble

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 1039 reads

shiny shoes

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 787 reads

Larry and Mick Adjust Their Ties

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:36 | 776 reads

"What's That You're Reading, Dear?"

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:25 | 1058 reads

Soppy Git

Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 1008 reads

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 19:10 | 1089 reads

Sudoku Salad

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 787 reads

Under or Over?

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 13:47 | 860 reads

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 19:20 | 918 reads

8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed'

Submitted on October 8, 2005 - 19:36 | 1035 reads

I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 13:13 | 934 reads

Saving Water

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 926 reads

Larry & Mick Meet Lairy & Mark and Get Terribly Confused

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 18:21 | 923 reads

Nurps'n'Burps

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 895 reads

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 858 reads

Sex

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 724 reads

Toast

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 905 reads

Happiness

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 889 reads

Chips

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 921 reads

My Ego

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 899 reads

Live Surgery!

Submitted on September 28, 2005 - 18:43 | 907 reads

Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 12:53 | 1127 reads

Larry & Mick Compliment Each Other on Their Hairstyles

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:42 | 882 reads

Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:31 | 1035 reads

Me and My Camel

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 918 reads

Cats, Toast and the Vengeful House Imp

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 11:47 | 1127 reads

Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 12:02 | 1226 reads

Larry & Mick Discover a New Planet

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 11:50 | 957 reads

Simon Says

Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 10:08 | 908 reads

Larry & Mick Go On an Archaeological Rampage - pt1: 'Doorstep'

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 12:30 | 793 reads

Larry & Mick Borrow a Time Machine and Take a Trip to the Old Wild West

Submitted on September 11, 2005 - 15:54 | 907 reads

Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:19 | 1340 reads

Larry & Mick Make a Profound Discovery

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:16 | 875 reads

Larry and Mick Donate all Their Furniture to Charity

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 16:07 | 1090 reads

Larry and Mick Get Caught Up in a Food Fight Between Pigeons

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:31 | 876 reads

Larry and Mick Become Addicted to Carpets

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:21 | 975 reads

Larry and Mick Lose Three Years of Their Lives to Playstation

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:24 | 848 reads

Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:22 | 1166 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Become Olympic Athletes, But Fall at the First Hurdle

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:19 | 860 reads

Dad Becomes Cheese

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:37 | 909 reads

Larry and Mick Paint Pebbles and Sell Them to Tourists

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:47 | 1070 reads

Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:42 | 1142 reads

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 987 reads

Chances

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 986 reads

Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:51 | 906 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Elastic Band Flicking Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:50 | 994 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:48 | 893 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon

Submitted on August 17, 2005 - 10:22 | 2120 reads

Larry and Mick Escape From a High Security State Correctional Facility

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:58 | 848 reads

Larry and Mick Discover the Delights of Sainsburys 3-Bean Soup

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:39 | 912 reads

Scenes

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:16 | 831 reads

Elephant & Aliens to Brighton

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:53 | 953 reads

Larry and Mick Go Skiing

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:27 | 876 reads

Larry and Mick Share an Apple

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 11:28 | 897 reads