pepsoid

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Right now, I have 196 stories in 19 collections on the site. My stories have been read 164400 times and 14 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

The Jester and the Purple Toad (a tale of friendship, beans and carpetlove)

Submitted on June 11, 2009 - 12:22 | 77 reads

Larry and Mick and the Consequences of Having a Rubber Thing Fall off One's End

Submitted on February 23, 2009 - 12:02 | 87 reads

Cars

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:26 | 100 reads

Trains

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:23 | 106 reads

Returning

Submitted on July 31, 2008 - 20:36 | 147 reads

A Feathery Whisp

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:19 | 128 reads

Cuddles pt2: Holding in the Wee

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:17 | 138 reads

Cuddles

Submitted on July 28, 2008 - 17:17 | 144 reads

Talise (b. 16-Jul-08)

Submitted on July 27, 2008 - 13:00 | 172 reads

One Tonne World

Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 304 reads

The Doer of Things

Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 20:34 | 281 reads

Book

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 18:12 | 322 reads

Ten Utterly Pointless Questions That Are Asked in Offices

Submitted on September 27, 2007 - 20:37 | 437 reads

The Five Stages of the Process of Seeking Proof of the Existence of Speed Pigeons

Submitted on September 25, 2007 - 21:17 | 457 reads

Perilous Pond

Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 19:00 | 318 reads

Tales of the Unplanned

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:00 | 304 reads

Larry and Mick Discuss the Relative Health and Safety Merits of Post-Its and Pins

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 19:48 | 310 reads

The Lord our Blog

Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 21:44 | 360 reads

Larry and Mick Save Their Saliva for a Rainy Day

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 19:15 | 539 reads

Johnny and the Caffeine Shaman

Submitted on May 27, 2007 - 19:49 | 366 reads

Larry and Mick Engage in a Bout of Public Silliness

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 16:49 | 529 reads

lry+mk g txtng

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 11:54 | 527 reads

Larry and Mick Find Themselves in a Town Overrun by Hordes of Slavering Zombies

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:49 | 472 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 585 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 563 reads

Recipe for a Good Night in

Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 21:06 | 577 reads

Transport

Submitted on November 18, 2006 - 20:41 | 695 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Visit From Ned, Mick's Long Lost Cousin From the Hills

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 10:04 | 876 reads

Wonder

Submitted on September 6, 2006 - 18:52 | 635 reads

"Sanger" & "Books"

Submitted on September 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 609 reads

Curves

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 18:34 | 621 reads

Mexican Stand-Off

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 17:48 | 643 reads

The Seven Theories of 'Pear Shaped'

Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 13:46 | 752 reads

Inky and the Sea Squirt

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 14:12 | 681 reads

Larry and Mick do Yoga to Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:46 | 616 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Defect...

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:44 | 809 reads

Larry and Mick Wander Unwittingly Onto an Online Forum

Submitted on August 14, 2006 - 08:33 | 688 reads

BATTERY/LIFE V2.0

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:22 | 607 reads

BATTERY/LIFE

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:18 | 601 reads

Larry and Mick Build an Ark in Preparation for the Impending Global Deluge

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:15 | 643 reads

Larry and Mick Moan About Stuff

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:51 | 595 reads

Larry and Mick Eat Some Cheese

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:29 | 573 reads

Larry and Mick Have Tea With Gloria Estefan

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:21 | 631 reads

Larry and Mick Have a 'Sticky Bun Moment'

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:54 | 567 reads

Larry and Mick Become Newsreaders for the Day

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:53 | 603 reads

Larry and Mick go to Drama Class

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:50 | 598 reads

Filth (a Sonnet)

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 613 reads

Larry and Mick Get Waxed

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:56 | 622 reads

GT012: Exhibition

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 10:02 | 681 reads

GT011: ManTalk

Submitted on July 22, 2006 - 13:36 | 644 reads

GT010: Revolution

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 12:11 | 661 reads

GT009: Shove

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 10:39 | 660 reads

Pepsoid's Book of Quotes (an ongoing project)

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:23 | 588 reads

GT008: Marmalade

Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 08:40 | 616 reads

GT006: Rubbish

Submitted on July 8, 2006 - 14:54 | 665 reads

The Sandwich

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:57 | 665 reads

Stormtrooper Love

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 727 reads

The Interview

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 651 reads

The Magician

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:52 | 661 reads

Convention

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:49 | 637 reads

Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 675 reads

GT007: Carpetlove

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 13:40 | 624 reads

One Year On!

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 08:32 | 678 reads

GT005: Tree

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 627 reads

GT004: Platform

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 634 reads

GT003: Bad Day

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 14:49 | 626 reads

GT002: Football

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 13:58 | 619 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 9: inside the enormous spaceship

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:54 | 700 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 8: the anti-Arnie

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:51 | 686 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 7: the big, misshapen, purple rock

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:50 | 646 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 6: clink! clonk! b'donk!

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:49 | 671 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 5: duped

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:47 | 636 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 4: the moon?

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:46 | 655 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 3: cramped

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:59 | 634 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 2: tuna sandwich

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:42 | 810 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 1: iguana

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:27 | 757 reads

"'That's an Odd Courgette" - Postings 31-40 (20 May 06 - 2 June 06)

Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 14:00 | 713 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 21-30 (1 May 06 - 19 May 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:04 | 695 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 11-20 (19 Apr 06 - 30 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:01 | 719 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - the first ten postings (7 Apr 06 - 17 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 09:56 | 696 reads

A Door (a play)

Submitted on May 21, 2006 - 14:46 | 704 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 5. Sand

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:26 | 651 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 4. Karate

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:24 | 671 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 3. Crumpets

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 18:19 | 662 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 2. Origins

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:36 | 708 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 1. Mystical

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:35 | 718 reads

Ears

Submitted on April 7, 2006 - 16:05 | 776 reads

Pentop

Submitted on March 29, 2006 - 14:19 | 795 reads

Snarl!

Submitted on March 28, 2006 - 18:52 | 1025 reads

Names

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:22 | 788 reads

Witness

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:21 | 782 reads

Jerry

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 811 reads

Ashes

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 804 reads

Tom

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:19 | 777 reads

101#003: "Harpy"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:47 | 1037 reads

101#002: "Goblins"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:44 | 958 reads

101#001: "Dragon"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:43 | 852 reads

GT001: Unlikely Hero

Submitted on March 7, 2006 - 19:43 | 890 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Run-in With the Sponge Police

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 13:23 | 839 reads

Larry and Mick Start a Boy Band

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 10:26 | 835 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Plank (of Wood)

Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 20:29 | 910 reads

Larry and Mick Reassess the Situation

Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 20:45 | 838 reads

The Journey

Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 13:40 | 809 reads

Larry and Mick and the Cuppa-Contraption

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:24 | 930 reads

Big Brother

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 883 reads

Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 820 reads

Papal Oration

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 825 reads

Hygiene

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 879 reads

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 952 reads

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 903 reads

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 854 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Mid-Life Crisis

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:19 | 929 reads

the giraffe

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 873 reads

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 972 reads

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 995 reads

Larry & Mick Find Inner Peace

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:28 | 1055 reads

Larry and Mick Recite Poetry to Cats

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:23 | 964 reads

Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:10 | 1088 reads

Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 22:06 | 906 reads

Elves - pt1

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 21:45 | 924 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 08:23 | 869 reads

Condiments

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 879 reads

Minor Annoyance

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 924 reads

Carpets/Love/Beans

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:03 | 948 reads

Larry and Mick Go Organic

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:01 | 873 reads

The Man on the Train

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 21:01 | 939 reads

Letters of Complaint

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:38 | 2277 reads

The Slibbery Flehg

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 950 reads

The Visitor

Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 15:28 | 937 reads

Help! There's a Frog in My Computer! (a play in three acts)

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 14:33 | 1220 reads

Squirrels

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 19:12 | 1021 reads

arse dribble

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 1508 reads

shiny shoes

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 910 reads

Larry and Mick Adjust Their Ties

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:36 | 891 reads

"What's That You're Reading, Dear?"

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:25 | 1268 reads

Soppy Git

Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 1257 reads

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 19:10 | 1342 reads

Sudoku Salad

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 911 reads

Under or Over?

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 13:47 | 1012 reads

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 19:20 | 1121 reads

8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed'

Submitted on October 8, 2005 - 19:36 | 1279 reads

I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 13:13 | 1152 reads

Saving Water

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1148 reads

Larry & Mick Meet Lairy & Mark and Get Terribly Confused

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 18:21 | 1155 reads

Nurps'n'Burps

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 1050 reads

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 994 reads

Sex

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 860 reads

Toast

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1123 reads

Happiness

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1124 reads

Chips

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1140 reads

My Ego

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 1043 reads

Live Surgery!

Submitted on September 28, 2005 - 18:43 | 1108 reads

Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 12:53 | 1388 reads

Larry & Mick Compliment Each Other on Their Hairstyles

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:42 | 1007 reads

Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:31 | 1309 reads

Me and My Camel

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1149 reads

Cats, Toast and the Vengeful House Imp

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 11:47 | 1383 reads

Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 12:02 | 1453 reads

Larry & Mick Discover a New Planet

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 11:50 | 1153 reads

Simon Says

Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 10:08 | 1052 reads

Larry & Mick Go On an Archaeological Rampage - pt1: 'Doorstep'

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 12:30 | 924 reads

Larry & Mick Borrow a Time Machine and Take a Trip to the Old Wild West

Submitted on September 11, 2005 - 15:54 | 1121 reads

Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:19 | 1571 reads

Larry & Mick Make a Profound Discovery

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:16 | 1088 reads

Larry and Mick Donate all Their Furniture to Charity

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 16:07 | 1239 reads

Larry and Mick Get Caught Up in a Food Fight Between Pigeons

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:31 | 1015 reads

Larry and Mick Become Addicted to Carpets

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:21 | 1119 reads

Larry and Mick Lose Three Years of Their Lives to Playstation

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:24 | 971 reads

Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:22 | 1382 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Become Olympic Athletes, But Fall at the First Hurdle

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:19 | 983 reads

Dad Becomes Cheese

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:37 | 1052 reads

Larry and Mick Paint Pebbles and Sell Them to Tourists

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:47 | 1320 reads

Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:42 | 1244 reads

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1245 reads

Chances

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1208 reads

Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:51 | 1048 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Elastic Band Flicking Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:50 | 1192 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:48 | 1016 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon

Submitted on August 17, 2005 - 10:22 | 2718 reads

Larry and Mick Escape From a High Security State Correctional Facility

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:58 | 976 reads

Larry and Mick Discover the Delights of Sainsburys 3-Bean Soup

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:39 | 1102 reads

Scenes

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:16 | 974 reads

Pepsoid Maximum and the Hyperspace Machine (a story in haiku) - pt 1: The Aliens

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:05 | 1165 reads

Elephant & Aliens to Brighton

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:53 | 1108 reads

Larry and Mick Go Skiing

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:27 | 1013 reads

Larry and Mick Share an Apple

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 11:28 | 1041 reads