My Stories
'These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For' Submitted on January 8, 2012 - 08:35 | 37 reads
No Bunjee Jumps For Me Submitted on December 24, 2011 - 13:28 | 50 reads
Beneath the Smile Submitted on October 13, 2011 - 05:31 | 70 reads
The Haddock Who Was a Pillock Submitted on July 29, 2009 - 11:31 | 293 reads
Cars Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:26 | 330 reads
Trains Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:23 | 333 reads
Returning Submitted on July 31, 2008 - 20:36 | 375 reads
A Feathery Whisp Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:19 | 339 reads
Cuddles pt2: Holding in the Wee Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:17 | 357 reads
Cuddles Submitted on July 28, 2008 - 17:17 | 366 reads
Talise (b. 16-Jul-08) Submitted on July 27, 2008 - 13:00 | 384 reads
One Tonne World Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 573 reads
The Doer of Things Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 20:34 | 564 reads
Book Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 18:12 | 538 reads
Perilous Pond Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 19:00 | 615 reads
Tales of the Unplanned Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:00 | 495 reads
The Lord our Blog Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 21:44 | 558 reads
Johnny and the Caffeine Shaman Submitted on May 27, 2007 - 19:49 | 555 reads
lry+mk g txtng Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 11:54 | 741 reads
If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0 Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 790 reads
If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0 Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 799 reads
Recipe for a Good Night in Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 21:06 | 833 reads
Transport Submitted on November 18, 2006 - 20:41 | 930 reads
Wonder Submitted on September 6, 2006 - 18:52 | 861 reads
"Sanger" & "Books" Submitted on September 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 849 reads
Curves Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 18:34 | 842 reads
Mexican Stand-Off Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 17:48 | 868 reads
The Seven Theories of 'Pear Shaped' Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 13:46 | 1062 reads
Inky and the Sea Squirt Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 14:12 | 933 reads
Larry and Mick do Yoga to Nine Inch Nails Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:46 | 905 reads
Larry and Mick Decide to Defect... Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:44 | 1146 reads
BATTERY/LIFE V2.0 Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:22 | 813 reads
BATTERY/LIFE Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:18 | 837 reads
Larry and Mick Moan About Stuff Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:51 | 827 reads
Larry and Mick Eat Some Cheese Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:29 | 767 reads
Larry and Mick Have Tea With Gloria Estefan Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:21 | 900 reads
Larry and Mick Have a 'Sticky Bun Moment' Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:54 | 782 reads
Larry and Mick Become Newsreaders for the Day Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:53 | 788 reads
Larry and Mick go to Drama Class Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:50 | 824 reads
Filth (a Sonnet) Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 841 reads
Larry and Mick Get Waxed Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:56 | 816 reads
GT012: Exhibition Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 10:02 | 909 reads
GT011: ManTalk Submitted on July 22, 2006 - 13:36 | 859 reads
GT010: Revolution Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 12:11 | 930 reads
GT009: Shove Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 10:39 | 924 reads
Pepsoid's Book of Quotes (an ongoing project) Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:23 | 852 reads
GT008: Marmalade Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 08:40 | 852 reads
GT006: Rubbish Submitted on July 8, 2006 - 14:54 | 894 reads
The Sandwich Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:57 | 929 reads
Stormtrooper Love Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 972 reads
The Interview Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 861 reads
The Magician Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:52 | 891 reads
Convention Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:49 | 876 reads
Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 872 reads
GT007: Carpetlove Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 13:40 | 860 reads
One Year On! Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 08:32 | 918 reads
GT005: Tree Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 883 reads
GT004: Platform Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 897 reads
GT003: Bad Day Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 14:49 | 830 reads
GT002: Football Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 13:58 | 828 reads
Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 5: duped Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:47 | 814 reads
Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 4: the moon? Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:46 | 869 reads
Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 3: cramped Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:59 | 797 reads
Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 1: iguana Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:27 | 931 reads
A Door (a play) Submitted on May 21, 2006 - 14:46 | 940 reads
The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 5. Sand Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:26 | 857 reads
The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 4. Karate Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:24 | 844 reads
The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 3. Crumpets Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 18:19 | 861 reads
The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 2. Origins Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:36 | 906 reads
The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 1. Mystical Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:35 | 939 reads
Ears Submitted on April 7, 2006 - 16:05 | 1007 reads
Pentop Submitted on March 29, 2006 - 14:19 | 999 reads
Snarl! Submitted on March 28, 2006 - 18:52 | 1369 reads
Names Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:22 | 1015 reads
Witness Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:21 | 1012 reads
Jerry Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 1065 reads
Ashes Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 1052 reads
Tom Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:19 | 1014 reads
101#003: "Harpy" Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:47 | 1386 reads
101#002: "Goblins" Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:44 | 1291 reads
101#001: "Dragon" Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:43 | 1124 reads
GT001: Unlikely Hero Submitted on March 7, 2006 - 19:43 | 1104 reads
Larry and Mick Start a Boy Band Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 10:26 | 1058 reads
Larry and Mick Buy a Plank (of Wood) Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 20:29 | 1113 reads
Larry and Mick Reassess the Situation Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 20:45 | 1147 reads
The Journey Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 13:40 | 987 reads
Larry and Mick and the Cuppa-Contraption Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:24 | 1101 reads
Big Brother Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 1095 reads
Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 1063 reads
Papal Oration Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 1072 reads
Hygiene Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 1091 reads
Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 1198 reads
Clerihew#3: Gandalf Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 1166 reads
Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 1101 reads
Larry and Mick Have a Mid-Life Crisis Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:19 | 1125 reads
the giraffe Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 1086 reads
Lard (a Luc Bat lament) Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 1297 reads
Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 1245 reads
Larry & Mick Find Inner Peace Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:28 | 1374 reads
Larry and Mick Recite Poetry to Cats Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:23 | 1194 reads
Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:10 | 1479 reads
Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 22:06 | 1087 reads
Elves - pt1 Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 21:45 | 1131 reads
Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 08:23 | 1072 reads
Condiments Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 1120 reads
Minor Annoyance Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 1153 reads
Carpets/Love/Beans Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:03 | 1175 reads
Larry and Mick Go Organic Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:01 | 1051 reads
The Man on the Train Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 21:01 | 1110 reads
Letters of Complaint Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:38 | 3553 reads
The Slibbery Flehg Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 1458 reads
The Visitor Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 15:28 | 1151 reads
Squirrels Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 19:12 | 1290 reads
arse dribble Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 2411 reads
shiny shoes Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 1148 reads
Larry and Mick Adjust Their Ties Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:36 | 1114 reads
"What's That You're Reading, Dear?" Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:25 | 1598 reads
Soppy Git Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 2074 reads
The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 19:10 | 1684 reads
Sudoku Salad Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 1149 reads
Under or Over? Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 13:47 | 1287 reads
Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 19:20 | 1379 reads
8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed' Submitted on October 8, 2005 - 19:36 | 1600 reads
Saving Water Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1456 reads
Nurps'n'Burps Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 1288 reads
My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster! Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 1235 reads
Sex Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 1085 reads
Toast Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1445 reads
Happiness Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1433 reads
Chips Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1421 reads
My Ego Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 1276 reads
Live Surgery! Submitted on September 28, 2005 - 18:43 | 1403 reads
Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 12:53 | 1640 reads
Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:31 | 1602 reads
Me and My Camel Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1554 reads
Cats, Toast and the Vengeful House Imp Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 11:47 | 1763 reads
Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 12:02 | 1763 reads
Larry & Mick Discover a New Planet Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 11:50 | 1441 reads
Simon Says Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 10:08 | 1338 reads
Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:19 | 1897 reads
Larry & Mick Make a Profound Discovery Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:16 | 1362 reads
Larry and Mick Donate all Their Furniture to Charity Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 16:07 | 1600 reads
Larry and Mick Become Addicted to Carpets Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:21 | 1375 reads
Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:22 | 1637 reads
Dad Becomes Cheese Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:37 | 1253 reads
Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:42 | 1409 reads
Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1544 reads
Chances Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1548 reads
Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:51 | 1285 reads
Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:48 | 1231 reads
Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon Submitted on August 17, 2005 - 10:22 | 3577 reads
Scenes Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:16 | 1207 reads
Elephant & Aliens to Brighton Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:53 | 1430 reads
Larry and Mick Go Skiing Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:27 | 1207 reads
Larry and Mick Share an Apple Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 11:28 | 1293 reads
