pepsoid

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Right now, I have 197 stories in 19 collections on the site. My stories have been read 177666 times and 14 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

The Haddock Who Was a Pillock

Submitted on July 29, 2009 - 11:31 | 99 reads

The Jester and the Purple Toad (a tale of friendship, beans and carpetlove)

Submitted on June 11, 2009 - 12:22 | 198 reads

Larry and Mick and the Consequences of Having a Rubber Thing Fall off One's End

Submitted on February 23, 2009 - 12:02 | 133 reads

Cars

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:26 | 161 reads

Trains

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:23 | 172 reads

Returning

Submitted on July 31, 2008 - 20:36 | 204 reads

A Feathery Whisp

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:19 | 175 reads

Cuddles pt2: Holding in the Wee

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:17 | 180 reads

Cuddles

Submitted on July 28, 2008 - 17:17 | 201 reads

Talise (b. 16-Jul-08)

Submitted on July 27, 2008 - 13:00 | 227 reads

One Tonne World

Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 416 reads

The Doer of Things

Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 20:34 | 329 reads

Book

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 18:12 | 370 reads

Ten Utterly Pointless Questions That Are Asked in Offices

Submitted on September 27, 2007 - 20:37 | 477 reads

The Five Stages of the Process of Seeking Proof of the Existence of Speed Pigeons

Submitted on September 25, 2007 - 21:17 | 500 reads

Perilous Pond

Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 19:00 | 370 reads

Tales of the Unplanned

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:00 | 352 reads

Larry and Mick Discuss the Relative Health and Safety Merits of Post-Its and Pins

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 19:48 | 348 reads

The Lord our Blog

Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 21:44 | 399 reads

Larry and Mick Save Their Saliva for a Rainy Day

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 19:15 | 681 reads

Johnny and the Caffeine Shaman

Submitted on May 27, 2007 - 19:49 | 404 reads

Larry and Mick Engage in a Bout of Public Silliness

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 16:49 | 572 reads

lry+mk g txtng

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 11:54 | 581 reads

Larry and Mick Find Themselves in a Town Overrun by Hordes of Slavering Zombies

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:49 | 524 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 629 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 607 reads

Recipe for a Good Night in

Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 21:06 | 645 reads

Transport

Submitted on November 18, 2006 - 20:41 | 748 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Visit From Ned, Mick's Long Lost Cousin From the Hills

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 10:04 | 956 reads

Wonder

Submitted on September 6, 2006 - 18:52 | 704 reads

"Sanger" & "Books"

Submitted on September 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 671 reads

Curves

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 18:34 | 683 reads

Mexican Stand-Off

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 17:48 | 688 reads

The Seven Theories of 'Pear Shaped'

Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 13:46 | 798 reads

Inky and the Sea Squirt

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 14:12 | 735 reads

Larry and Mick do Yoga to Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:46 | 658 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Defect...

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:44 | 878 reads

Larry and Mick Wander Unwittingly Onto an Online Forum

Submitted on August 14, 2006 - 08:33 | 724 reads

BATTERY/LIFE V2.0

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:22 | 658 reads

BATTERY/LIFE

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:18 | 648 reads

Larry and Mick Build an Ark in Preparation for the Impending Global Deluge

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:15 | 692 reads

Larry and Mick Moan About Stuff

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:51 | 653 reads

Larry and Mick Eat Some Cheese

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:29 | 620 reads

Larry and Mick Have Tea With Gloria Estefan

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:21 | 683 reads

Larry and Mick Have a 'Sticky Bun Moment'

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:54 | 619 reads

Larry and Mick Become Newsreaders for the Day

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:53 | 645 reads

Larry and Mick go to Drama Class

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:50 | 644 reads

Filth (a Sonnet)

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 655 reads

Larry and Mick Get Waxed

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:56 | 666 reads

GT012: Exhibition

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 10:02 | 738 reads

GT011: ManTalk

Submitted on July 22, 2006 - 13:36 | 702 reads

GT010: Revolution

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 12:11 | 712 reads

GT009: Shove

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 10:39 | 728 reads

Pepsoid's Book of Quotes (an ongoing project)

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:23 | 672 reads

GT008: Marmalade

Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 08:40 | 681 reads

GT006: Rubbish

Submitted on July 8, 2006 - 14:54 | 716 reads

The Sandwich

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:57 | 718 reads

Stormtrooper Love

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 799 reads

The Interview

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 697 reads

The Magician

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:52 | 718 reads

Convention

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:49 | 708 reads

Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 724 reads

GT007: Carpetlove

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 13:40 | 684 reads

One Year On!

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 08:32 | 737 reads

GT005: Tree

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 693 reads

GT004: Platform

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 701 reads

GT003: Bad Day

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 14:49 | 671 reads

GT002: Football

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 13:58 | 665 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 9: inside the enormous spaceship

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:54 | 752 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 8: the anti-Arnie

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:51 | 732 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 7: the big, misshapen, purple rock

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:50 | 680 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 6: clink! clonk! b'donk!

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:49 | 724 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 5: duped

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:47 | 679 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 4: the moon?

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:46 | 721 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 3: cramped

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:59 | 673 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 2: tuna sandwich

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:42 | 852 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 1: iguana

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:27 | 795 reads

"'That's an Odd Courgette" - Postings 31-40 (20 May 06 - 2 June 06)

Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 14:00 | 761 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 21-30 (1 May 06 - 19 May 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:04 | 736 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 11-20 (19 Apr 06 - 30 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:01 | 761 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - the first ten postings (7 Apr 06 - 17 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 09:56 | 737 reads

A Door (a play)

Submitted on May 21, 2006 - 14:46 | 752 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 5. Sand

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:26 | 695 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 4. Karate

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:24 | 725 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 3. Crumpets

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 18:19 | 714 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 2. Origins

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:36 | 757 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 1. Mystical

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:35 | 775 reads

Ears

Submitted on April 7, 2006 - 16:05 | 839 reads

Pentop

Submitted on March 29, 2006 - 14:19 | 849 reads

Snarl!

Submitted on March 28, 2006 - 18:52 | 1125 reads

Names

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:22 | 841 reads

Witness

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:21 | 830 reads

Jerry

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 882 reads

Ashes

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 856 reads

Tom

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:19 | 831 reads

101#003: "Harpy"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:47 | 1141 reads

101#002: "Goblins"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:44 | 1063 reads

101#001: "Dragon"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:43 | 916 reads

GT001: Unlikely Hero

Submitted on March 7, 2006 - 19:43 | 938 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Run-in With the Sponge Police

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 13:23 | 889 reads

Larry and Mick Start a Boy Band

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 10:26 | 880 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Plank (of Wood)

Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 20:29 | 957 reads

Larry and Mick Reassess the Situation

Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 20:45 | 885 reads

The Journey

Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 13:40 | 856 reads

Larry and Mick and the Cuppa-Contraption

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:24 | 971 reads

Big Brother

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 927 reads

Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 875 reads

Papal Oration

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 879 reads

Hygiene

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 927 reads

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 1015 reads

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 966 reads

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 910 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Mid-Life Crisis

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:19 | 974 reads

the giraffe

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 917 reads

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 1042 reads

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 1040 reads

Larry & Mick Find Inner Peace

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:28 | 1145 reads

Larry and Mick Recite Poetry to Cats

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:23 | 1008 reads

Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:10 | 1181 reads

Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 22:06 | 953 reads

Elves - pt1

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 21:45 | 986 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 08:23 | 926 reads

Condiments

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 922 reads

Minor Annoyance

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 983 reads

Carpets/Love/Beans

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:03 | 1009 reads

Larry and Mick Go Organic

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:01 | 916 reads

The Man on the Train

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 21:01 | 981 reads

Letters of Complaint

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:38 | 2412 reads

The Slibbery Flehg

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 1057 reads

The Visitor

Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 15:28 | 982 reads

Help! There's a Frog in My Computer! (a play in three acts)

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 14:33 | 1296 reads

Squirrels

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 19:12 | 1063 reads

arse dribble

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 1826 reads

shiny shoes

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 954 reads

Larry and Mick Adjust Their Ties

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:36 | 938 reads

"What's That You're Reading, Dear?"

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:25 | 1375 reads

Soppy Git

Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 1433 reads

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 19:10 | 1445 reads

Sudoku Salad

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 957 reads

Under or Over?

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 13:47 | 1076 reads

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 19:20 | 1227 reads

8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed'

Submitted on October 8, 2005 - 19:36 | 1418 reads

I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 13:13 | 1261 reads

Saving Water

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1266 reads

Larry & Mick Meet Lairy & Mark and Get Terribly Confused

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 18:21 | 1265 reads

Nurps'n'Burps

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 1116 reads

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 1047 reads

Sex

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 920 reads

Toast

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1232 reads

Happiness

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1234 reads

Chips

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1254 reads

My Ego

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 1094 reads

Live Surgery!

Submitted on September 28, 2005 - 18:43 | 1212 reads

Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 12:53 | 1498 reads

Larry & Mick Compliment Each Other on Their Hairstyles

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:42 | 1054 reads

Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:31 | 1413 reads

Me and My Camel

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1276 reads

Cats, Toast and the Vengeful House Imp

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 11:47 | 1532 reads

Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 12:02 | 1555 reads

Larry & Mick Discover a New Planet

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 11:50 | 1263 reads

Simon Says

Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 10:08 | 1138 reads

Larry & Mick Go On an Archaeological Rampage - pt1: 'Doorstep'

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 12:30 | 975 reads

Larry & Mick Borrow a Time Machine and Take a Trip to the Old Wild West

Submitted on September 11, 2005 - 15:54 | 1223 reads

Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:19 | 1661 reads

Larry & Mick Make a Profound Discovery

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:16 | 1199 reads

Larry and Mick Donate all Their Furniture to Charity

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 16:07 | 1289 reads

Larry and Mick Get Caught Up in a Food Fight Between Pigeons

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:31 | 1057 reads

Larry and Mick Become Addicted to Carpets

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:21 | 1163 reads

Larry and Mick Lose Three Years of Their Lives to Playstation

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:24 | 1014 reads

Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:22 | 1425 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Become Olympic Athletes, But Fall at the First Hurdle

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:19 | 1031 reads

Dad Becomes Cheese

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:37 | 1097 reads

Larry and Mick Paint Pebbles and Sell Them to Tourists

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:47 | 1432 reads

Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:42 | 1293 reads

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1365 reads

Chances

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1327 reads

Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:51 | 1095 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Elastic Band Flicking Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:50 | 1327 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:48 | 1061 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon

Submitted on August 17, 2005 - 10:22 | 2998 reads

Larry and Mick Escape From a High Security State Correctional Facility

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:58 | 1014 reads

Larry and Mick Discover the Delights of Sainsburys 3-Bean Soup

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:39 | 1182 reads

Scenes

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:16 | 1028 reads

Pepsoid Maximum and the Hyperspace Machine (a story in haiku) - pt 1: The Aliens

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:05 | 1269 reads

Elephant & Aliens to Brighton

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:53 | 1173 reads

Larry and Mick Go Skiing

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:27 | 1064 reads

Larry and Mick Share an Apple

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 11:28 | 1088 reads