pepsoid

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Right now, I have 197 stories in 19 collections on the site. My stories have been read 179340 times and 14 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

The Haddock Who Was a Pillock

Submitted on July 29, 2009 - 11:31 | 105 reads

The Jester and the Purple Toad (a tale of friendship, beans and carpetlove)

Submitted on June 11, 2009 - 12:22 | 204 reads

Larry and Mick and the Consequences of Having a Rubber Thing Fall off One's End

Submitted on February 23, 2009 - 12:02 | 139 reads

Cars

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:26 | 168 reads

Trains

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:23 | 179 reads

Returning

Submitted on July 31, 2008 - 20:36 | 211 reads

A Feathery Whisp

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:19 | 181 reads

Cuddles pt2: Holding in the Wee

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:17 | 185 reads

Cuddles

Submitted on July 28, 2008 - 17:17 | 206 reads

Talise (b. 16-Jul-08)

Submitted on July 27, 2008 - 13:00 | 230 reads

One Tonne World

Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 434 reads

The Doer of Things

Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 20:34 | 336 reads

Book

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 18:12 | 379 reads

Ten Utterly Pointless Questions That Are Asked in Offices

Submitted on September 27, 2007 - 20:37 | 483 reads

The Five Stages of the Process of Seeking Proof of the Existence of Speed Pigeons

Submitted on September 25, 2007 - 21:17 | 507 reads

Perilous Pond

Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 19:00 | 373 reads

Tales of the Unplanned

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:00 | 358 reads

Larry and Mick Discuss the Relative Health and Safety Merits of Post-Its and Pins

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 19:48 | 352 reads

The Lord our Blog

Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 21:44 | 406 reads

Larry and Mick Save Their Saliva for a Rainy Day

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 19:15 | 706 reads

Johnny and the Caffeine Shaman

Submitted on May 27, 2007 - 19:49 | 408 reads

Larry and Mick Engage in a Bout of Public Silliness

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 16:49 | 580 reads

lry+mk g txtng

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 11:54 | 588 reads

Larry and Mick Find Themselves in a Town Overrun by Hordes of Slavering Zombies

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:49 | 532 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 634 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 613 reads

Recipe for a Good Night in

Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 21:06 | 652 reads

Transport

Submitted on November 18, 2006 - 20:41 | 758 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Visit From Ned, Mick's Long Lost Cousin From the Hills

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 10:04 | 981 reads

Wonder

Submitted on September 6, 2006 - 18:52 | 709 reads

"Sanger" & "Books"

Submitted on September 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 678 reads

Curves

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 18:34 | 691 reads

Mexican Stand-Off

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 17:48 | 694 reads

The Seven Theories of 'Pear Shaped'

Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 13:46 | 806 reads

Inky and the Sea Squirt

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 14:12 | 741 reads

Larry and Mick do Yoga to Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:46 | 666 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Defect...

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:44 | 895 reads

Larry and Mick Wander Unwittingly Onto an Online Forum

Submitted on August 14, 2006 - 08:33 | 730 reads

BATTERY/LIFE V2.0

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:22 | 663 reads

BATTERY/LIFE

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:18 | 657 reads

Larry and Mick Build an Ark in Preparation for the Impending Global Deluge

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:15 | 695 reads

Larry and Mick Moan About Stuff

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:51 | 659 reads

Larry and Mick Eat Some Cheese

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:29 | 625 reads

Larry and Mick Have Tea With Gloria Estefan

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:21 | 687 reads

Larry and Mick Have a 'Sticky Bun Moment'

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:54 | 627 reads

Larry and Mick Become Newsreaders for the Day

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:53 | 651 reads

Larry and Mick go to Drama Class

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:50 | 651 reads

Filth (a Sonnet)

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 662 reads

Larry and Mick Get Waxed

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:56 | 673 reads

GT012: Exhibition

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 10:02 | 745 reads

GT011: ManTalk

Submitted on July 22, 2006 - 13:36 | 709 reads

GT010: Revolution

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 12:11 | 721 reads

GT009: Shove

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 10:39 | 735 reads

Pepsoid's Book of Quotes (an ongoing project)

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:23 | 678 reads

GT008: Marmalade

Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 08:40 | 687 reads

GT006: Rubbish

Submitted on July 8, 2006 - 14:54 | 723 reads

The Sandwich

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:57 | 724 reads

Stormtrooper Love

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 807 reads

The Interview

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 703 reads

The Magician

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:52 | 725 reads

Convention

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:49 | 720 reads

Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 731 reads

GT007: Carpetlove

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 13:40 | 695 reads

One Year On!

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 08:32 | 742 reads

GT005: Tree

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 700 reads

GT004: Platform

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 708 reads

GT003: Bad Day

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 14:49 | 680 reads

GT002: Football

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 13:58 | 674 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 9: inside the enormous spaceship

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:54 | 757 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 8: the anti-Arnie

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:51 | 737 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 7: the big, misshapen, purple rock

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:50 | 687 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 6: clink! clonk! b'donk!

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:49 | 728 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 5: duped

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:47 | 682 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 4: the moon?

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:46 | 733 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 3: cramped

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:59 | 677 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 2: tuna sandwich

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:42 | 859 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 1: iguana

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:27 | 799 reads

"'That's an Odd Courgette" - Postings 31-40 (20 May 06 - 2 June 06)

Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 14:00 | 767 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 21-30 (1 May 06 - 19 May 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:04 | 748 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 11-20 (19 Apr 06 - 30 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:01 | 768 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - the first ten postings (7 Apr 06 - 17 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 09:56 | 743 reads

A Door (a play)

Submitted on May 21, 2006 - 14:46 | 758 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 5. Sand

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:26 | 701 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 4. Karate

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:24 | 729 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 3. Crumpets

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 18:19 | 720 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 2. Origins

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:36 | 766 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 1. Mystical

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:35 | 779 reads

Ears

Submitted on April 7, 2006 - 16:05 | 844 reads

Pentop

Submitted on March 29, 2006 - 14:19 | 857 reads

Snarl!

Submitted on March 28, 2006 - 18:52 | 1143 reads

Names

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:22 | 845 reads

Witness

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:21 | 838 reads

Jerry

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 891 reads

Ashes

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 863 reads

Tom

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:19 | 837 reads

101#003: "Harpy"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:47 | 1150 reads

101#002: "Goblins"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:44 | 1079 reads

101#001: "Dragon"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:43 | 926 reads

GT001: Unlikely Hero

Submitted on March 7, 2006 - 19:43 | 942 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Run-in With the Sponge Police

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 13:23 | 895 reads

Larry and Mick Start a Boy Band

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 10:26 | 884 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Plank (of Wood)

Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 20:29 | 962 reads

Larry and Mick Reassess the Situation

Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 20:45 | 891 reads

The Journey

Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 13:40 | 861 reads

Larry and Mick and the Cuppa-Contraption

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:24 | 977 reads

Big Brother

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 933 reads

Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 879 reads

Papal Oration

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 887 reads

Hygiene

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 933 reads

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 1020 reads

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 971 reads

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 916 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Mid-Life Crisis

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:19 | 980 reads

the giraffe

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 924 reads

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 1046 reads

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 1048 reads

Larry & Mick Find Inner Peace

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:28 | 1157 reads

Larry and Mick Recite Poetry to Cats

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:23 | 1012 reads

Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:10 | 1197 reads

Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 22:06 | 960 reads

Elves - pt1

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 21:45 | 991 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 08:23 | 931 reads

Condiments

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 927 reads

Minor Annoyance

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 987 reads

Carpets/Love/Beans

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:03 | 1016 reads

Larry and Mick Go Organic

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:01 | 919 reads

The Man on the Train

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 21:01 | 991 reads

Letters of Complaint

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:38 | 2436 reads

The Slibbery Flehg

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 1072 reads

The Visitor

Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 15:28 | 989 reads

Help! There's a Frog in My Computer! (a play in three acts)

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 14:33 | 1308 reads

Squirrels

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 19:12 | 1070 reads

arse dribble

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 1873 reads

shiny shoes

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 960 reads

Larry and Mick Adjust Their Ties

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:36 | 944 reads

"What's That You're Reading, Dear?"

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:25 | 1384 reads

Soppy Git

Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 1451 reads

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 19:10 | 1456 reads

Sudoku Salad

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 962 reads

Under or Over?

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 13:47 | 1084 reads

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 19:20 | 1241 reads

8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed'

Submitted on October 8, 2005 - 19:36 | 1435 reads

I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 13:13 | 1274 reads

Saving Water

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1282 reads

Larry & Mick Meet Lairy & Mark and Get Terribly Confused

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 18:21 | 1276 reads

Nurps'n'Burps

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 1127 reads

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 1053 reads

Sex

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 925 reads

Toast

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1245 reads

Happiness

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1246 reads

Chips

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1266 reads

My Ego

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 1100 reads

Live Surgery!

Submitted on September 28, 2005 - 18:43 | 1224 reads

Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 12:53 | 1510 reads

Larry & Mick Compliment Each Other on Their Hairstyles

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:42 | 1059 reads

Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:31 | 1426 reads

Me and My Camel

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1293 reads

Cats, Toast and the Vengeful House Imp

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 11:47 | 1550 reads

Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 12:02 | 1563 reads

Larry & Mick Discover a New Planet

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 11:50 | 1275 reads

Simon Says

Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 10:08 | 1149 reads

Larry & Mick Go On an Archaeological Rampage - pt1: 'Doorstep'

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 12:30 | 980 reads

Larry & Mick Borrow a Time Machine and Take a Trip to the Old Wild West

Submitted on September 11, 2005 - 15:54 | 1236 reads

Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:19 | 1671 reads

Larry & Mick Make a Profound Discovery

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:16 | 1209 reads

Larry and Mick Donate all Their Furniture to Charity

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 16:07 | 1302 reads

Larry and Mick Get Caught Up in a Food Fight Between Pigeons

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:31 | 1063 reads

Larry and Mick Become Addicted to Carpets

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:21 | 1170 reads

Larry and Mick Lose Three Years of Their Lives to Playstation

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:24 | 1017 reads

Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:22 | 1431 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Become Olympic Athletes, But Fall at the First Hurdle

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:19 | 1035 reads

Dad Becomes Cheese

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:37 | 1102 reads

Larry and Mick Paint Pebbles and Sell Them to Tourists

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:47 | 1436 reads

Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:42 | 1298 reads

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1379 reads

Chances

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1344 reads

Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:51 | 1098 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Elastic Band Flicking Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:50 | 1337 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:48 | 1068 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon

Submitted on August 17, 2005 - 10:22 | 3049 reads

Larry and Mick Escape From a High Security State Correctional Facility

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:58 | 1020 reads

Larry and Mick Discover the Delights of Sainsburys 3-Bean Soup

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:39 | 1188 reads

Scenes

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:16 | 1034 reads

Pepsoid Maximum and the Hyperspace Machine (a story in haiku) - pt 1: The Aliens

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:05 | 1284 reads

Elephant & Aliens to Brighton

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:53 | 1183 reads

Larry and Mick Go Skiing

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:27 | 1071 reads

Larry and Mick Share an Apple

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 11:28 | 1095 reads