spack

I live in East London.

Right now, I have 341 stories in 18 collections on the site. My stories have been read 302925 times and 134 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Eldridge Tiffin is...

Submitted on October 24, 2009 - 12:03 | 206 reads

Hitchcockian

Submitted on December 8, 2008 - 22:28 | 347 reads

Large Collider

Submitted on December 1, 2008 - 13:36 | 382 reads

Another interesting way to die that I'll never experience

Submitted on November 26, 2008 - 10:09 | 364 reads

Dear under-neighbours, I live on the top floor

Submitted on September 22, 2008 - 08:24 | 428 reads

Bid for a readership

Submitted on September 19, 2008 - 09:44 | 430 reads

Susan makes me think of something

Submitted on September 2, 2008 - 15:45 | 453 reads

Distances in distances

Submitted on August 29, 2008 - 09:29 | 407 reads

Breakfast

Submitted on August 12, 2008 - 09:13 | 423 reads

The Gambler

Submitted on August 11, 2008 - 10:49 | 478 reads

The First Date Vs. The Drunk

Submitted on August 7, 2008 - 16:18 | 425 reads

Self-discovery

Submitted on July 24, 2008 - 09:59 | 400 reads

Cave dive

Submitted on July 23, 2008 - 13:07 | 350 reads

Colophon

Submitted on July 16, 2008 - 13:59 | 429 reads

Richard Hanover: Private Dick, Part Three

Submitted on July 3, 2008 - 17:06 | 337 reads

Richard Hanover: Private Dick. Part Two

Submitted on July 3, 2008 - 13:46 | 508 reads

Richard Hanover: Private Dick

Submitted on July 3, 2008 - 10:41 | 386 reads

Test

Submitted on July 2, 2008 - 10:37 | 407 reads

Hawaii

Submitted on June 24, 2008 - 09:28 | 412 reads

My conception marks the end of progressive rock

Submitted on June 20, 2008 - 16:34 | 451 reads

Friends, I come to you today with the most wonderful opportunity

Submitted on June 16, 2008 - 14:52 | 579 reads

I still remember her name

Submitted on June 16, 2008 - 11:14 | 393 reads

Most people don't realise

Submitted on June 10, 2008 - 15:22 | 436 reads

He is watching you

Submitted on May 20, 2008 - 19:07 | 1054 reads

Formations: 4-3-3

Submitted on May 14, 2008 - 13:59 | 372 reads

Formations: 4-4-2

Submitted on May 14, 2008 - 13:54 | 403 reads

Five Short-lived Kings of the House

Submitted on April 23, 2008 - 15:51 | 391 reads

Carpentry for beginners

Submitted on April 23, 2008 - 11:52 | 688 reads

Dream

Submitted on April 22, 2008 - 14:39 | 477 reads

Dead Rails: Five Shows

Submitted on April 10, 2008 - 12:16 | 515 reads

The New Honesty

Submitted on April 9, 2008 - 09:11 | 420 reads

A disastrous campaign in bohemia

Submitted on April 7, 2008 - 17:26 | 438 reads

It is sometimes useful to imagine your housemates are dead

Submitted on March 6, 2008 - 11:47 | 466 reads

Sublimation

Submitted on March 5, 2008 - 11:39 | 1204 reads

It’s simple and natural

Submitted on March 4, 2008 - 15:14 | 409 reads

We dragged her ashore

Submitted on March 4, 2008 - 11:52 | 431 reads

Salute to the sun

Submitted on February 28, 2008 - 10:14 | 579 reads

The Salon At The Pinnacle Of Man

Submitted on February 26, 2008 - 13:06 | 453 reads

Page 200 from a novel you have not read

Submitted on February 26, 2008 - 09:55 | 461 reads

Urbanagrarian

Submitted on February 21, 2008 - 14:41 | 388 reads

If it's for me, it's for everyone

Submitted on February 6, 2008 - 17:46 | 466 reads

To the Matterhorn

Submitted on January 26, 2008 - 12:58 | 468 reads

Seven paternity claimants

Submitted on January 10, 2008 - 11:18 | 506 reads

Stockings

Submitted on December 18, 2007 - 10:30 | 527 reads

Never Crouch, Peter

Submitted on December 17, 2007 - 15:14 | 525 reads

Local Networks

Submitted on December 17, 2007 - 14:49 | 488 reads

Instant Fires

Submitted on December 12, 2007 - 11:59 | 1151 reads

Confection

Submitted on December 11, 2007 - 12:20 | 466 reads

Gulling

Submitted on December 5, 2007 - 14:55 | 521 reads

Catastrophes

Submitted on December 5, 2007 - 11:41 | 474 reads

Harboil: Part VI.

Submitted on December 3, 2007 - 16:07 | 441 reads

Cabaret de Self-reflexivity

Submitted on November 13, 2007 - 16:33 | 476 reads

Oh I am hungry

Submitted on November 2, 2007 - 14:12 | 977 reads

Gland V. Galway

Submitted on November 1, 2007 - 17:20 | 456 reads

Gland IV. Edinburgh

Submitted on October 31, 2007 - 13:01 | 448 reads

Rat King

Submitted on October 26, 2007 - 11:37 | 606 reads

Harboil: Part V

Submitted on October 24, 2007 - 16:52 | 577 reads

Gland III. West Wales

Submitted on October 23, 2007 - 10:08 | 665 reads

Gland II. London

Submitted on October 23, 2007 - 09:46 | 510 reads

Review #3: “Gretel’s Biscuits” by Spack

Submitted on October 22, 2007 - 11:31 | 540 reads

Monster

Submitted on October 22, 2007 - 11:11 | 527 reads

Fire

Submitted on October 22, 2007 - 10:43 | 494 reads

Harboil: Part IV

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 16:29 | 465 reads

All my friends regardless

Submitted on October 14, 2007 - 21:10 | 606 reads

We Have Birth

Submitted on October 14, 2007 - 15:00 | 496 reads

Intelligent animals

Submitted on October 10, 2007 - 17:54 | 612 reads

Sanguinaccio

Submitted on October 8, 2007 - 16:33 | 632 reads

Nineteen First Lines

Submitted on October 4, 2007 - 18:21 | 542 reads

Harboil: Part III

Submitted on October 1, 2007 - 15:04 | 508 reads

Abergavenny

Submitted on October 1, 2007 - 14:34 | 2385 reads

Harboil: Part II

Submitted on September 27, 2007 - 09:03 | 547 reads

Expansion Pack

Submitted on September 26, 2007 - 14:36 | 629 reads

G

Submitted on September 21, 2007 - 12:28 | 512 reads

Bully Myths: “Chunk vs Kung Fu Hugh”

Submitted on September 10, 2007 - 15:40 | 674 reads

I am not a worm

Submitted on August 2, 2007 - 23:56 | 574 reads

The Warmest Room

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 13:17 | 565 reads

Review #1

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 13:00 | 522 reads

Theology

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 12:00 | 530 reads

Future Dating

Submitted on June 14, 2007 - 10:34 | 812 reads

We do our own stunts

Submitted on June 11, 2007 - 15:18 | 780 reads

Harboil: Part I.

Submitted on June 11, 2007 - 14:19 | 741 reads

I used to hate my sister

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 10:11 | 596 reads

Porno Moon: a brief synopsis

Submitted on June 7, 2007 - 17:40 | 2024 reads

This Is Crispin

Submitted on June 4, 2007 - 14:57 | 1376 reads

Cherry

Submitted on May 23, 2007 - 12:09 | 607 reads

Funereal

Submitted on May 23, 2007 - 11:43 | 563 reads

Paedophile Teacher Exposé

Submitted on May 23, 2007 - 11:34 | 717 reads

The Eye Likes To Watch

Submitted on May 22, 2007 - 13:37 | 1335 reads

The Actual Queen

Submitted on May 21, 2007 - 12:17 | 981 reads

Flint

Submitted on May 21, 2007 - 12:12 | 1129 reads

Everyone's got a spotlight

Submitted on May 21, 2007 - 12:09 | 586 reads

Alternative Ending

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 15:32 | 799 reads

Brief thoughts on humanity

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 15:31 | 546 reads

Racing game

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 15:27 | 572 reads

Explanation

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 17:39 | 635 reads

COMPREHENSION EXERCISE: Forgotten Lessons by Spack

Submitted on April 27, 2007 - 15:05 | 855 reads

Hard To Get

Submitted on April 7, 2007 - 08:57 | 783 reads

It's not time to make a change

Submitted on March 28, 2007 - 10:42 | 3550 reads

Gland I. Ely

Submitted on March 26, 2007 - 17:05 | 776 reads

5:32

Submitted on March 22, 2007 - 17:34 | 717 reads

Filters

Submitted on March 20, 2007 - 18:58 | 689 reads

The Show

Submitted on February 28, 2007 - 15:15 | 707 reads

The Dead No Story

Submitted on February 28, 2007 - 15:00 | 698 reads

Still bad whale song

Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 11:06 | 695 reads

The Outage

Submitted on January 23, 2007 - 12:47 | 694 reads

Basement

Submitted on January 14, 2007 - 17:17 | 645 reads

The Toddler

Submitted on January 11, 2007 - 00:21 | 692 reads

Gower

Submitted on January 9, 2007 - 10:08 | 643 reads

Patterns

Submitted on January 8, 2007 - 17:13 | 719 reads

A gentle novel in twelve paragraphs

Submitted on December 21, 2006 - 01:06 | 731 reads

Ghazal 13

Submitted on December 13, 2006 - 00:02 | 701 reads

Seen from above

Submitted on December 12, 2006 - 12:39 | 668 reads

Black Diamond Heavies

Submitted on November 21, 2006 - 14:44 | 653 reads

The Little Venice, Lebanese restaurant

Submitted on November 1, 2006 - 20:35 | 775 reads

Alchemy

Submitted on October 24, 2006 - 10:27 | 865 reads

Tiny burgers at the Penguin bash

Submitted on October 18, 2006 - 10:10 | 958 reads

Nine One One

Submitted on September 19, 2006 - 11:22 | 770 reads

Hey man in rabbit suit

Submitted on July 31, 2006 - 15:04 | 940 reads

We're mostly scared and lonely

Submitted on July 31, 2006 - 10:40 | 783 reads

Eating Out

Submitted on July 10, 2006 - 15:30 | 870 reads

Please work hard and be remarkably happy

Submitted on July 10, 2006 - 11:30 | 830 reads

Violence, sex, pornography

Submitted on July 10, 2006 - 09:54 | 858 reads

The Child-Catcher

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 10:23 | 933 reads

Choconana sandwiches at Southwold

Submitted on June 26, 2006 - 09:11 | 878 reads

Advice for balloons #3

Submitted on June 22, 2006 - 16:17 | 1111 reads

Advice for balloons #2

Submitted on June 22, 2006 - 16:15 | 874 reads

New Things

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 11:10 | 766 reads

Advice for balloons

Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 11:04 | 920 reads

It's all blowing up in the discuss writing forum - a poem

Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 16:19 | 874 reads

Sorry I make you lush

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:55 | 1817 reads

What can we expect of our partners?

Submitted on June 4, 2006 - 14:09 | 855 reads

Blowtorch and ramekins

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 16:17 | 924 reads

Quite Intelligent Pigs (mark 2)

Submitted on May 24, 2006 - 11:19 | 722 reads

I will not write anything bad

Submitted on May 23, 2006 - 19:50 | 757 reads

Some thumb

Submitted on May 23, 2006 - 12:47 | 789 reads

Taking a photo of workmen in Chapelfield gardens

Submitted on May 12, 2006 - 08:41 | 846 reads

Things we looked at with the satellite spy cam

Submitted on May 11, 2006 - 08:37 | 1204 reads

Lummy good, tum-tum and garbles

Submitted on May 9, 2006 - 13:43 | 871 reads

His parents always knew he would become a chef

Submitted on May 8, 2006 - 14:45 | 767 reads

Niall's perspective

Submitted on May 4, 2006 - 09:45 | 802 reads

Grid-love

Submitted on May 3, 2006 - 15:19 | 780 reads

The Hot Water Ran Out When We Were Having A Sexy Shower

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 12:09 | 1752 reads

Oh lucky man

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 11:41 | 805 reads

Two Poems

Submitted on April 27, 2006 - 20:16 | 943 reads

Brixton stinks

Submitted on April 27, 2006 - 10:45 | 850 reads

The Ditto Machines

Submitted on April 27, 2006 - 10:06 | 1934 reads

Pi

Submitted on April 25, 2006 - 11:00 | 836 reads

The world is getting darker

Submitted on April 24, 2006 - 12:17 | 715 reads

If my house backed on to a sportspark

Submitted on April 11, 2006 - 10:17 | 816 reads

Two hundred and six bones

Submitted on April 5, 2006 - 10:46 | 1010 reads

Secret Machines

Submitted on April 5, 2006 - 09:28 | 824 reads

Abecedary for London

Submitted on April 5, 2006 - 09:15 | 2715 reads

The strangeness gland

Submitted on April 4, 2006 - 09:30 | 944 reads

The Day-Star

Submitted on April 3, 2006 - 08:58 | 945 reads

Snag

Submitted on March 21, 2006 - 14:07 | 875 reads

The Clodhoppers

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 09:55 | 1209 reads

Anemones are coy

Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:17 | 913 reads

An abecedary of our sex life

Submitted on March 15, 2006 - 11:01 | 1065 reads

Aurora Borealis, explained

Submitted on March 11, 2006 - 15:58 | 1015 reads

Jellyfish gurgle through the watercooler

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 10:37 | 1073 reads

My brain would empty the discos

Submitted on March 2, 2006 - 12:52 | 910 reads

Neg

Submitted on February 16, 2006 - 09:04 | 928 reads

If the death of James Wilks had been turned into a short film

Submitted on February 14, 2006 - 10:24 | 924 reads

Revelations

Submitted on February 13, 2006 - 17:12 | 988 reads

One hundred ghosts in the loft extension

Submitted on February 13, 2006 - 11:32 | 998 reads

Hilda makes money

Submitted on February 8, 2006 - 09:19 | 926 reads

It was clear

Submitted on February 8, 2006 - 09:07 | 956 reads

Worldly

Submitted on January 31, 2006 - 09:53 | 924 reads

The Glass Collector

Submitted on January 31, 2006 - 09:50 | 963 reads

Conk

Submitted on January 31, 2006 - 09:48 | 938 reads

Today is your birthday

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:54 | 1079 reads

Upstairs, downstairs

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:45 | 1026 reads

I made a grown woman cry tonight

Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 14:57 | 1105 reads

Star-struck

Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 11:51 | 961 reads

Avalanche

Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 11:41 | 1004 reads

I've seen your dreams

Submitted on January 25, 2006 - 12:39 | 926 reads

Road

Submitted on January 24, 2006 - 16:34 | 865 reads

Kolkata

Submitted on January 19, 2006 - 19:39 | 989 reads

Very well travelled

Submitted on January 13, 2006 - 09:42 | 993 reads

Coma

Submitted on January 10, 2006 - 22:01 | 993 reads

Hello symbolism!

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 14:09 | 1076 reads

December in Puri

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 14:04 | 941 reads

Song for the sleeping classes

Submitted on December 8, 2005 - 10:16 | 947 reads

Chewed Up

Submitted on December 7, 2005 - 10:22 | 993 reads

Hickling Broad

Submitted on December 6, 2005 - 18:59 | 993 reads

Nut

Submitted on December 6, 2005 - 15:26 | 1026 reads

Anyone ever told you that your leg folded on the story mat looks like a vagina?

Submitted on December 6, 2005 - 15:13 | 1089 reads

All my uncles

Submitted on December 6, 2005 - 14:51 | 1026 reads

Fable

Submitted on December 6, 2005 - 14:36 | 1004 reads

Portrait of an art historian

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 18:16 | 917 reads

Sh-blam-oh

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 10:57 | 904 reads

I cannot remember your name

Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 12:20 | 1015 reads

11.36am, Sunday

Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 12:13 | 995 reads

His penis is so many things...

Submitted on November 28, 2005 - 12:40 | 1049 reads

Tenderising

Submitted on November 28, 2005 - 11:47 | 1085 reads

Illusions (a cinquain)

Submitted on November 23, 2005 - 16:06 | 964 reads

Metre Rule

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 15:13 | 1110 reads

You are wearing a T-shirt that says "Happy to help"

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 15:09 | 985 reads

Skull Music

Submitted on November 21, 2005 - 11:23 | 1012 reads

Cheffing

Submitted on November 15, 2005 - 12:46 | 1035 reads

Western

Submitted on November 10, 2005 - 09:14 | 986 reads

Ali! Bom By Ay!

Submitted on November 10, 2005 - 00:33 | 951 reads

A Revelatory Ghazal

Submitted on November 7, 2005 - 12:47 | 1045 reads

I will never grow old

Submitted on October 29, 2005 - 08:30 | 1118 reads

Two Rubens' Paintings at the National Gallery

Submitted on October 27, 2005 - 17:07 | 1228 reads

What my friends are thinking

Submitted on October 27, 2005 - 17:04 | 1108 reads

The Pick Up

Submitted on October 23, 2005 - 15:04 | 972 reads

I am brown

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 06:40 | 1082 reads

Only parentheses

Submitted on October 7, 2005 - 15:26 | 1124 reads

While they cuddle under the duvet, their neighbours suffer from tinnitus

Submitted on October 4, 2005 - 15:43 | 1040 reads

Careful, love, I'm thinking of Morrissey

Submitted on September 29, 2005 - 11:00 | 1213 reads

What you're doing to your body

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 16:53 | 1004 reads

Raver

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 16:50 | 1125 reads

Guide to bravado for the first time smuggler

Submitted on September 1, 2005 - 17:19 | 1158 reads

Calling out

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 18:29 | 1108 reads

Echo

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 18:28 | 1145 reads

A sure thing

Submitted on August 28, 2005 - 22:55 | 1101 reads

You don't know what she wants

Submitted on August 23, 2005 - 11:22 | 1112 reads

You discover something wonderful

Submitted on August 21, 2005 - 23:30 | 1041 reads

On our way to the fairground

Submitted on August 15, 2005 - 15:02 | 1174 reads

Three decent bombs, one excellent

Submitted on August 10, 2005 - 17:43 | 1068 reads

Heart. By. Off.

Submitted on August 10, 2005 - 17:34 | 1097 reads

Loved-up Villanelle

Submitted on April 7, 2005 - 16:31 | 920 reads

Minifesto

Submitted on December 18, 2004 - 19:37 | 919 reads

Convalesecence

Submitted on April 1, 2005 - 15:22 | 979 reads

Two Triolets

Submitted on April 1, 2005 - 11:33 | 926 reads

We suspected our neighbours

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 12:24 | 838 reads

O

Submitted on April 1, 2005 - 11:36 | 1114 reads

Warsaw 1941

Submitted on June 13, 2005 - 11:33 | 992 reads

Some things to dream of...

Submitted on June 13, 2005 - 11:39 | 938 reads

Bee

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 14:39 | 925 reads

Moon bath

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 12:26 | 915 reads

Make believe and the mega love

Submitted on May 9, 2005 - 14:10 | 987 reads

Consequences of falling

Submitted on November 23, 2004 - 17:51 | 850 reads

Four Letters

Submitted on June 21, 2005 - 16:17 | 984 reads

Blue Peter

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:58 | 958 reads

Bitten and painted

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:31 | 1087 reads

In love; falling

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:27 | 969 reads

My Doctor is Indian

Submitted on April 22, 2005 - 18:35 | 955 reads

Quite Intelligent Pigs

Submitted on May 20, 2005 - 17:41 | 1007 reads

After Auschwitz

Submitted on March 13, 2005 - 20:33 | 1081 reads

Trick

Submitted on January 28, 2005 - 17:31 | 887 reads

Siren

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:11 | 881 reads

Whisky

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:14 | 967 reads

November

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:09 | 928 reads

Kilo, please

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:41 | 932 reads

India

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:41 | 941 reads

I dance at nothing

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:41 | 1095 reads

Epidemic

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:52 | 939 reads

Charlie

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:16 | 968 reads

Alpha

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:07 | 962 reads

Twenty-eight lengths

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 849 reads

New Money

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:39 | 841 reads

Family

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:25 | 924 reads

After the first night

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:37 | 918 reads

Tiger

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:35 | 934 reads

Counter cheese

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:24 | 882 reads

Vogue

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 946 reads

Sonnet of the half-time lover

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 1046 reads

Triplets

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:27 | 904 reads

Station

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:27 | 894 reads

Playing through powercuts

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:04 | 818 reads

Monologophobia

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:27 | 992 reads

Hacking

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:24 | 880 reads

Cutting her fringe

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:05 | 1132 reads

A short history of the microphone

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:09 | 1459 reads

Z: Math's Problem

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:56 | 1003 reads

X: Special

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 907 reads

Y: Satin

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 908 reads

V: Portent

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:32 | 964 reads

W: Rescue

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:27 | 988 reads

The Gladiator

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:24 | 922 reads

U: Concentrate

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:27 | 860 reads

Revolt

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 1041 reads

Scrabble

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 978 reads

Pillow Case

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:12 | 1562 reads

Q: Avoid

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 899 reads

Olive

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:20 | 971 reads

Launderette

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:25 | 895 reads

Miracle

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 932 reads

J: Tide

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:48 | 952 reads

K: Outburst

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:24 | 914 reads

H: Sexuality

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:27 | 1011 reads

Festival

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:32 | 986 reads

Gifts

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:21 | 913 reads

D: Unhappy

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:25 | 966 reads

E: Performing

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:35 | 976 reads

Banana

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:19 | 960 reads

Complicated

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 969 reads

A letter to my Grandfather

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:11 | 1037 reads

Z: Ma Chere (translated into French then back)

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:51 | 1421 reads

X: Stand in sun-bed

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:21 | 883 reads

Y: Wedding

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:53 | 904 reads

V: Three poems

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:52 | 931 reads

Wisdom Teeth

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:58 | 977 reads

The death of the 'The Death of the Author' author

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:29 | 964 reads

U: Spokes

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:25 | 1025 reads

Sexually Transmitted Disease Song

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:56 | 2399 reads

Q: Wicked Games

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:08 | 1129 reads

Oh dysseus, won'cha come to see us&;#063;

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:58 | 1028 reads

La Restaurant

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:04 | 972 reads

Miss World

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:39 | 955 reads

K: Assembling

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:51 | 911 reads

Heirarchy of Nibbles

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:56 | 884 reads

Inner harmony of a bike shop owner

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:52 | 945 reads

Group Therapy

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:31 | 987 reads

Education

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:57 | 949 reads

Communication

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:16 | 1081 reads

A row of tankas

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 16:19 | 977 reads

Z: Wails

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:56 | 853 reads

X: Walking with Homo Sapiens

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 01:04 | 900 reads

Y: OO

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:00 | 924 reads

Vineity

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:38 | 913 reads

Why the revolution was lost...

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:20 | 921 reads

The life and times of the pumpkin and the penguin

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:23 | 846 reads

U: Autobiography in 60 words

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:03 | 941 reads

Redrum : Wodniw

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:38 | 904 reads

Stutter

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:22 | 934 reads

Partners in crime

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:51 | 814 reads

Q: Seoul Searching

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:45 | 910 reads

Or she is nothing at all

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:39 | 872 reads

Limerick

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:55 | 951 reads

Making Mao

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:52 | 987 reads

J: This poem has got nothing new to tell

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:03 | 1052 reads

K: Bumping into my conscience in a net chatroom

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:12 | 982 reads

How Bronwyn and Neptune got married

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:25 | 993 reads

I have never had Snickers

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:36 | 1103 reads

Finding a name for my, as yet, unconceived babyboy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:40 | 948 reads

G: Title is far too long to fit on here...

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:35 | 961 reads

Duvet cover

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:25 | 1612 reads

E: Tumour humour

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:35 | 1114 reads

Bernadine and her new, best-selling, novel

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:38 | 981 reads

Crossing

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:23 | 855 reads

And its Swan-sea city, Swansea city F.C...

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:56 | 4302 reads

Lending Holy Island

Submitted on April 11, 2005 - 11:18 | 948 reads

Insurrects

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:09 | 1054 reads

A three-sided coin

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:40 | 1129 reads

The Arts

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:37 | 981 reads

All being well

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 1007 reads

A: Think of Breakfast

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:16 | 1016 reads

M: Answers and questions

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:11 | 1075 reads