Tired, always exhausted. Drinking too hot tea, whilst listening to Cat Stevens. Eating jam on toast. Jesus I hate the mornings, if I smoked, I would be enjoying a reminiscent cigarette right now reading the Times, agreeing, disagreeing passionately with it all.
My Stories
Homage to Kindliness Submitted on October 18, 2011 - 10:40 | 82 reads
De Omnibus Dubitandum Est! Submitted on October 16, 2011 - 20:38 | 163 reads
The Wyrd of Scarlet Meadow Submitted on October 16, 2011 - 14:43 | 86 reads
Noir City Cigarette Diaries Submitted on October 15, 2011 - 12:26 | 206 reads
Between the Sky and the Sea. Submitted on October 13, 2011 - 15:23 | 89 reads
Only a Matter of Time Submitted on October 12, 2011 - 18:02 | 94 reads
An Ode to HMS Foudroyant Submitted on October 8, 2011 - 19:11 | 97 reads
God's Vision Treatise Submitted on October 8, 2011 - 15:02 | 112 reads
Texaco Brooch Birthdays. Submitted on October 3, 2011 - 17:15 | 167 reads
The Emollient Nights Anomaly! Submitted on October 2, 2011 - 17:09 | 114 reads
The Antediluvian Shibboleth Submitted on October 2, 2011 - 14:37 | 121 reads
Harry Stottle's Onion Submitted on October 2, 2011 - 10:13 | 148 reads
Standing In Night Grass Submitted on September 30, 2011 - 20:18 | 114 reads
The Wood Won't Burn Submitted on September 30, 2011 - 13:12 | 110 reads
Charcoal Salt Amusements Submitted on September 27, 2011 - 10:13 | 117 reads
The Herodotus of Halcyon Submitted on July 20, 2011 - 10:11 | 92 reads
Inside the Maggots Gut Submitted on July 19, 2011 - 17:49 | 99 reads
Outside the Orange Balloon! Submitted on January 10, 2010 - 19:23 | 233 reads
Cimmerian in Gloom Submitted on December 31, 2009 - 15:40 | 287 reads
Cheap Decorative Candles. Submitted on December 29, 2009 - 00:35 | 367 reads
A Cow Chewing Cud Submitted on August 12, 2009 - 13:52 | 685 reads
The Ad Hoc Apocolypse Submitted on July 31, 2009 - 13:51 | 334 reads
The Gravy Boat Moustache. Submitted on July 15, 2008 - 20:17 | 284 reads
When the River Comes Submitted on June 4, 2007 - 17:26 | 408 reads
Icarus and the Oriole Perihelion Submitted on March 15, 2007 - 16:46 | 495 reads
The Ghost of Gil'gal Submitted on January 6, 2007 - 16:48 | 484 reads
The Granite Gods Submitted on January 6, 2007 - 15:15 | 425 reads
The Quiet Garret Submitted on December 11, 2006 - 18:03 | 462 reads
The Witch of Cat Smoke Wood Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 14:37 | 506 reads
Citizen Gavel Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 14:03 | 550 reads
Rhythm of Night Circles Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 18:52 | 428 reads
Lammack Road Crag Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 15:51 | 619 reads
Wind Shaken Branches Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 14:07 | 497 reads
Green Ocean Eye Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 20:57 | 550 reads
My Wan Azure Victoria Submitted on November 9, 2006 - 20:14 | 474 reads
Purple Victorian Duvet Submitted on October 28, 2006 - 12:02 | 962 reads
A Night at the Weather Theatre. Submitted on October 25, 2006 - 15:58 | 519 reads
The Rue Morgue Affair Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 22:59 | 492 reads
A Circle of Reading Ink Submitted on September 11, 2006 - 16:57 | 1869 reads
Lieutenant Molten Euphoria Submitted on September 10, 2006 - 14:51 | 535 reads
The Battle of Milk Cannon Moor Submitted on September 9, 2006 - 21:02 | 551 reads
Pig Killing at Fosdyke Bridge Submitted on September 9, 2006 - 15:48 | 599 reads
A Touch In the Dark Submitted on September 8, 2006 - 20:31 | 478 reads
Eagles Echo Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 14:29 | 538 reads
Falcon Lake Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 14:12 | 504 reads
The Tunnel of Love Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 15:38 | 474 reads
Authentic Recipes Submitted on September 3, 2006 - 14:13 | 537 reads
Through the Kitchen Window Submitted on September 1, 2006 - 13:43 | 585 reads
Autumns Wanton Hour Submitted on August 31, 2006 - 17:47 | 536 reads
Brushing the Cats Teeth Submitted on August 29, 2006 - 18:59 | 630 reads
The Deleting Machine (Part Two) Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 18:52 | 526 reads
Nights of the Full Moon Swann Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:00 | 529 reads
The Grauballe Man Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 10:21 | 592 reads
Autumn Stones Submitted on July 11, 2006 - 11:21 | 508 reads
Phantoms in Night Fog Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 13:15 | 567 reads
WUB WUB SAID GLUB GLUB SADLY Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 12:48 | 600 reads
Wyrd in a Circle of Sun Ink Submitted on June 21, 2006 - 16:06 | 512 reads
The Impossible Walking Theory Submitted on June 18, 2006 - 13:11 | 582 reads
The Old Pigeon Woman Submitted on June 16, 2006 - 12:40 | 965 reads
Wild Olive Eyes no More Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 12:10 | 563 reads
The Warm Tea Comedowns Submitted on June 14, 2006 - 14:04 | 606 reads
When We Dead Deliver Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 11:31 | 1661 reads
Way Gone Down Blues Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 14:19 | 579 reads
I am Dancing this Morning Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 584 reads
A Space For Shadows Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:06 | 510 reads
A Butterfly Swooning into the Grave Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 16:50 | 599 reads
Jehovah, Chess, and Knee Cancer! Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 12:06 | 832 reads
The Long Walks of Arises MacLiad Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 20:01 | 562 reads
