I had a rather ridiculous profile once, all giraffes and tea - with a splattering of very impressive authors names "I read this...." but today I change all that.
I had shingles, not so long ago, it hurt like hell.
My Stories
The Gravy Boat Moustache. Submitted on July 15, 2008 - 20:17 | 50 reads
When the River Comes Submitted on June 4, 2007 - 17:26 | 195 reads
Icarus and the Oriole Perihelion Submitted on March 15, 2007 - 16:46 | 199 reads
The Ghost of Gil'gal Submitted on January 6, 2007 - 16:48 | 216 reads
The Granite Gods Submitted on January 6, 2007 - 15:15 | 212 reads
The Quiet Garret Submitted on December 11, 2006 - 18:03 | 229 reads
The Witch of Cat Smoke Wood Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 14:37 | 282 reads
Citizen Gavel Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 14:03 | 327 reads
Rhythm of Night Circles Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 18:52 | 230 reads
Lammack Road Crag Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 15:51 | 265 reads
Dry Tarmac Tongue Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 14:07 | 271 reads
Green Ocean Eye Submitted on November 10, 2006 - 20:57 | 300 reads
My Wan Azure Victoria Submitted on November 9, 2006 - 20:14 | 225 reads
Purple Victorian Duvet Submitted on October 28, 2006 - 12:02 | 452 reads
A Night at the Weather Theatre. Submitted on October 25, 2006 - 15:58 | 287 reads
The Rue Morgue Affair Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 22:59 | 281 reads
A Circle of Reading Ink Submitted on September 11, 2006 - 16:57 | 855 reads
Lieutenant Molten Euphoria Submitted on September 10, 2006 - 14:51 | 300 reads
The Battle of Milk Cannon Moor Submitted on September 9, 2006 - 21:02 | 315 reads
Pig Killing at Fosdyke Bridge Submitted on September 9, 2006 - 15:48 | 351 reads
A Touch In the Dark Submitted on September 8, 2006 - 20:31 | 242 reads
Don't Call Him Edna Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 16:54 | 321 reads
Eagles Echo Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 14:29 | 263 reads
Falcon Lake Submitted on September 7, 2006 - 14:12 | 253 reads
The Tunnel of Love Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 15:38 | 288 reads
Authentic Recipes Submitted on September 3, 2006 - 14:13 | 312 reads
Through the Kitchen Window Submitted on September 1, 2006 - 13:43 | 391 reads
Autumns Wanton Hour Submitted on August 31, 2006 - 17:47 | 314 reads
Brushing the Cats Teeth Submitted on August 29, 2006 - 18:59 | 424 reads
The Deleting Machine (Part Two) Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 18:52 | 299 reads
Nights of the Full Moon Swann Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:00 | 329 reads
The Grauballe Man Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 10:21 | 365 reads
Autumn Stones Submitted on July 11, 2006 - 11:21 | 294 reads
Phantoms in Night Fog Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 13:15 | 308 reads
WUB WUB SAID GLUB GLUB SADLY Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 12:48 | 362 reads
Wyrd in a Circle of Sun Ink Submitted on June 21, 2006 - 16:06 | 295 reads
The Impossible Walking Theory Submitted on June 18, 2006 - 13:11 | 337 reads
The Old Pigeon Woman Submitted on June 16, 2006 - 12:40 | 544 reads
Wild Olive Eyes no More Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 12:10 | 357 reads
The Warm Tea Comedowns Submitted on June 14, 2006 - 14:04 | 392 reads
When We Dead Deliver Submitted on June 12, 2006 - 11:31 | 1015 reads
Way Gone Down Blues Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 14:19 | 364 reads
I am Dancing this Morning Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 357 reads
A Space For Shadows Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:06 | 315 reads
A Butterfly Swooning into the Grave Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 16:50 | 339 reads
Jehovah, Chess, and Knee Cancer! Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 12:06 | 606 reads
The Long Walks of Arises MacLiad Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 20:01 | 339 reads
