Thebighand5

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I'm Fantastic. You're particularly good.

Right now, I have 48 stories in 2 collections on the site. My stories have been read 11921 times and one story has been cherrypicked

My Stories

The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump

Submitted on October 9, 2011 - 14:57 | 138 reads

Scrimp’s Magical Face

Submitted on March 17, 2011 - 19:18 | 114 reads

The Red Rose

Submitted on February 13, 2011 - 15:36 | 224 reads

Candy from the dandy

Submitted on November 24, 2010 - 11:16 | 140 reads

What rhymes with Fep?

Submitted on November 24, 2010 - 11:12 | 139 reads

Clark

Submitted on November 17, 2010 - 12:51 | 176 reads

Big Filthy Harry

Submitted on October 5, 2010 - 10:53 | 220 reads

Back in Nagasaki where the Fellas Chew Tabbachi and the Women Wicki Wacki Woo

Submitted on August 18, 2010 - 23:19 | 222 reads

If dis danne gi

Submitted on August 17, 2010 - 21:40 | 191 reads

Cacti fwacky diddle do dackty

Submitted on July 22, 2010 - 11:38 | 215 reads

The story of a Bill with a magnetic face

Submitted on July 22, 2010 - 11:31 | 191 reads

The Story of the Spider

Submitted on July 19, 2010 - 12:08 | 214 reads

Maple Leaf 2

Submitted on July 14, 2010 - 10:09 | 157 reads

How do you lick a dartboard?

Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 12:53 | 182 reads

How to get yourself cherrypicked 2 (A nice tribute to blighters rock)

Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 12:48 | 211 reads

Minimilism

Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 12:20 | 222 reads

How to get yourself cherrypicked

Submitted on July 6, 2010 - 13:38 | 502 reads

The Maple Leaf Rag

Submitted on July 6, 2010 - 13:36 | 171 reads

Island lover

Submitted on July 2, 2010 - 13:09 | 213 reads

The euphoria I associate with carefree caressing

Submitted on June 13, 2010 - 20:57 | 181 reads

Allen Ginsberg has eaten my heart out, but I responded with this...

Submitted on May 12, 2010 - 20:39 | 207 reads

Way down

Submitted on May 3, 2010 - 23:09 | 204 reads

Me and My Little Brown Jug

Submitted on April 12, 2010 - 21:33 | 203 reads

Dreaming

Submitted on April 11, 2010 - 22:18 | 210 reads

I'm a Ragtime Millionare

Submitted on April 1, 2010 - 09:31 | 300 reads

I've got fangilie dangilies

Submitted on April 1, 2010 - 09:20 | 320 reads

Candy

Submitted on March 4, 2010 - 10:32 | 257 reads

25c for the Morphine

Submitted on March 4, 2010 - 10:27 | 231 reads

Take me to the chariots in the morn

Submitted on February 11, 2010 - 18:11 | 234 reads

Graphic story of child abuse

Submitted on February 10, 2010 - 13:13 | 415 reads

Love

Submitted on February 10, 2010 - 12:56 | 242 reads

The Crematorium

Submitted on February 3, 2010 - 13:03 | 283 reads

The Cremetorium

Submitted on December 16, 2009 - 13:57 | 279 reads

City Life

Submitted on October 21, 2009 - 09:00 | 224 reads

Splendour

Submitted on October 2, 2009 - 11:31 | 246 reads

Freaks

Submitted on July 14, 2009 - 09:47 | 297 reads

Early choices of steadily portrayed nautical objects

Submitted on June 4, 2009 - 12:53 | 284 reads

This is not a stroy

Submitted on June 2, 2009 - 14:57 | 285 reads

My son

Submitted on May 21, 2009 - 12:56 | 287 reads

Clawhammer

Submitted on May 21, 2009 - 12:44 | 282 reads

A Frightful Display of Anarchy in London

Submitted on March 10, 2009 - 15:51 | 241 reads

Doug Funk Was Staring At Me

Submitted on March 3, 2009 - 15:20 | 315 reads

Be do pa

Submitted on January 13, 2009 - 16:07 | 297 reads

Doubt

Submitted on January 13, 2009 - 15:56 | 361 reads

The Sacred Scaffolding Writings

Submitted on January 8, 2009 - 20:08 | 307 reads

Why Did The Aliens Eat Me And My Family?

Submitted on January 7, 2009 - 21:08 | 353 reads

A Second Passes or Why Clocks are Sold so Frequently

Submitted on January 7, 2009 - 20:51 | 326 reads

I've The Time

Submitted on January 7, 2009 - 20:44 | 408 reads