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My Stories
The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump Submitted on October 9, 2011 - 14:57 | 138 reads
Scrimp’s Magical Face Submitted on March 17, 2011 - 19:18 | 114 reads
The Red Rose Submitted on February 13, 2011 - 15:36 | 224 reads
Candy from the dandy Submitted on November 24, 2010 - 11:16 | 140 reads
What rhymes with Fep? Submitted on November 24, 2010 - 11:12 | 139 reads
Clark Submitted on November 17, 2010 - 12:51 | 176 reads
Big Filthy Harry Submitted on October 5, 2010 - 10:53 | 220 reads
If dis danne gi Submitted on August 17, 2010 - 21:40 | 191 reads
Cacti fwacky diddle do dackty Submitted on July 22, 2010 - 11:38 | 215 reads
The story of a Bill with a magnetic face Submitted on July 22, 2010 - 11:31 | 191 reads
The Story of the Spider Submitted on July 19, 2010 - 12:08 | 214 reads
Maple Leaf 2 Submitted on July 14, 2010 - 10:09 | 157 reads
How do you lick a dartboard? Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 12:53 | 182 reads
Minimilism Submitted on July 13, 2010 - 12:20 | 222 reads
How to get yourself cherrypicked Submitted on July 6, 2010 - 13:38 | 502 reads
The Maple Leaf Rag Submitted on July 6, 2010 - 13:36 | 171 reads
Island lover Submitted on July 2, 2010 - 13:09 | 213 reads
Way down Submitted on May 3, 2010 - 23:09 | 204 reads
Me and My Little Brown Jug Submitted on April 12, 2010 - 21:33 | 203 reads
Dreaming Submitted on April 11, 2010 - 22:18 | 210 reads
I'm a Ragtime Millionare Submitted on April 1, 2010 - 09:31 | 300 reads
I've got fangilie dangilies Submitted on April 1, 2010 - 09:20 | 320 reads
Candy Submitted on March 4, 2010 - 10:32 | 257 reads
25c for the Morphine Submitted on March 4, 2010 - 10:27 | 231 reads
Take me to the chariots in the morn Submitted on February 11, 2010 - 18:11 | 234 reads
Graphic story of child abuse Submitted on February 10, 2010 - 13:13 | 415 reads
Love Submitted on February 10, 2010 - 12:56 | 242 reads
The Crematorium Submitted on February 3, 2010 - 13:03 | 283 reads
The Cremetorium Submitted on December 16, 2009 - 13:57 | 279 reads
City Life Submitted on October 21, 2009 - 09:00 | 224 reads
Splendour Submitted on October 2, 2009 - 11:31 | 246 reads
Freaks Submitted on July 14, 2009 - 09:47 | 297 reads
This is not a stroy Submitted on June 2, 2009 - 14:57 | 285 reads
My son Submitted on May 21, 2009 - 12:56 | 287 reads
Clawhammer Submitted on May 21, 2009 - 12:44 | 282 reads
A Frightful Display of Anarchy in London Submitted on March 10, 2009 - 15:51 | 241 reads
Doug Funk Was Staring At Me Submitted on March 3, 2009 - 15:20 | 315 reads
Be do pa Submitted on January 13, 2009 - 16:07 | 297 reads
Doubt Submitted on January 13, 2009 - 15:56 | 361 reads
The Sacred Scaffolding Writings Submitted on January 8, 2009 - 20:08 | 307 reads
Why Did The Aliens Eat Me And My Family? Submitted on January 7, 2009 - 21:08 | 353 reads
I've The Time Submitted on January 7, 2009 - 20:44 | 408 reads