Certificate 15

Ages 15 and up

Presidential Precedence

Yeah Trump's Trump but before we get too bundled up in blues, booze and boos, let's take a quick look at earlier presidential precedents. Bill...

Hold The Chair

The heat in the flat is stifling. All the windows and doors are flung open but still there’s no breeze. Tempers are raised to match the heat. It’s...

Twine Time and Suzie

Shotgun Shoot 'em 'fore he run, now Do the jerk, baby Do the jerk, now Yeah! Put on yo' high-heel shoes I said, we goin' down here An listen to 'em...

Air Quotes in Lipstick Land (?!?)

We don't know where we came from. We don't know where we're going to. But in between, we think we know where we are and "we" try like hell to hold on...

After Inventing Poe

I almost made a mistake when I invented Edgar Allen Poe and everything that he wrote. I did want all the figments to get acquainted with horror,...

The Pine Trees Of Treblinka.

Birds don’t peep, peep Polish pines still weep, weep at Treblinka... Looking down on the souls in the clinker. To camouflage, cloak, keep secret a...

A Murder in the Pack

Last November a local narcissist named Timothy Wells decided to kill his wife because he was upset by a series of personal failures. He was ashamed...

Catcher 51

Q: How far can a bear go into the woods? A: Halfway and then if he/she continues, the bear is heading OUT of the woods. (Speaking of Bears and woods...

Bored Again Christian

It's simple really, if you are bored...you are thinking too much about yourself. Are you bored now at this very instant? Probably not because you are...
Cherry

Another Parody Of An Old Western Theme Song

When right was right and wrong was wrong, and chaps were first the rage. When the west was young, in terms of geologic age. He rode the trail with...