Lose 20 pounds

Posted by ice rivers on Sat, 22 Oct 2022

Like everybody else, I'd like to lose twenty pounds. I got an idea! I'll get some of my colon removed. I'll go on a liquid diet. I'll spend a couple weeks in bed. I'm gonna start soon but in the meantime, I'm gonna swear off cookies and candy and lose some of my gut so that they won't have to burrow so deep. It's gonna be great. Can't wait.

Comments

Submitted by TJW on

Ice, don't be rash. The nurse might be sexy and like her patients on the heavier side. 

Chin up, man 

 

Submitted by ice rivers on

Not only is my chin up, I'm leading with it.

 

Submitted by TJW on

That's my man. 

Remember your nurse's measurements, just for shits and giggles. Will keep you on my mind, buddy. 

Jack

 

Submitted by celticman on

yeh, saw a leg off. One leg at a time. You don't want to lose too much weight right away. 

 

Submitted by ice rivers on

of a good news bad news situation. The doctor comes in after the surgery and says, we've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we amputated the wrong leg. Whoops. The good news is the leg we were supposewd to amputate, there's nothing wrong with it.

 

 

Submitted by celticman on

ah, the old jokes. Hope things work out.