Best Pick-Up Line Ever

"Jack."

     - - - - -

     "Jack . . . hey, I'm recording you."

     Looking up from my book, "Why?"

     "I'm going to ask you a couple of questions and I want proof of your reaction."

     "Ummm..."

     "One of them is kind of, uh, dirty - "

     "Yeah?  Alright, go ahead."

     "Would you rather have unlimited threesomes for a year or one night with the woman of your dreams?"

     "What do you mean? "

     "So, you have a choice of - "

     "No, I understand that.  I mean you said 'unlimited' and then limited the threesomes for a year."

     "No . . . so, you can have as many threesomes as you want for an entire year or one night with the woman of your dreams.  Which one would you choose?"

     "Me and two women, right?"

     "Yes."

     "What do they look like?"

     " . . . no, that's not the point.  It doesn't matter."

     "Uh, yes it does."

     "Okay, so, you can have unlimited threesomes, one every night, one every other night, all day, doesn't matter, whatever you want for an entire year with any two women you want or - "

     "Why wouldn't the woman of my dreams be one of them?"

     "Stop making this complicated!  Just listen.  For one year you can have as many threesomes with any two women you want or one night with the - "

     "The woman of my dreams, yeah, I get it.  What happens if I choose the threesomes?"

     "Nothing happens, I mean, then you get the threesomes and after one year your sex life goes back to the way it is now . . . however it is, doesn't matter."

     "And what if I choose the one night?"

     "Same thing.  After the one night everything goes back to the way it is now."

     "The one night.  I choose the one night with the woman of my dreams."

     "Really?"

     "Yeah."

     "Okay.  Ready for the second question?"

     "Go ahead."

     "What are you doing tonight?"