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Gavin Gomerty

Gavin Gomerty My friend Gavin Gomerty Lives inside a sausage roll. Is he a human sausage? Or a pastry loving mole?

A 4 A.M.

INSOMNIA

Mutant Story

Love, deception and betrayal (but is hard to see that yet - lol)

Love in the Afternoon

Mmmm ... turkey.

Mayfly, Man, Madness

A walk into madness

Betrayal

from the set "Are We Having Fun Yet&;#063; Selected Fiction"

Notions of

for Trois Gymniopedies and sweet sweet smoke

All that she wants is another baby

Do you love me? she whispers - into his sleepy ear He rolls over and pretends not to hear. Do you lov mee? she asks (this time) I don't know if I...

R) Kaolin

From where I perch, in the willow-pattern, afternoon blue, you could be bone-china; the dip in your back like the slope of a porcelain spoon...

Kwai-tzse

You eat with your fingers, (stripping pith from orange hide dismembering chocolate then sucking clean), and say they are stubby, and spread them wide...

Tom &; the Donkey

this really happened at school today

Let's forgive the coffeeshops

A Palestinian suicide bomber has to decide whether to blow himself up in a Jerusalem coffeehouse.

A) Sad Faces On A Lonely Street

Drugs are bad for you. Really ...

Salt and Pepper&;#063;

And you think you've had a bad day&;#063;

Summer Is A Belgian Beer

One to read once Spring has sprung.

From Beyond The Stars ...

Extra-terestrial space-kittens need your sperm to populate their planet&;#063; Careful what you wish

Not Tonight Thanks Honey, I've Got A Headache

A horrifying glimpse at the not-too-distant future!

Seles Strikes Back (Godfrey the Goat III)

Seles Strikes Back is the thrilling end to the Godfrey the Goat Trilogy

The Day I Grew A Cunt

True story. Happened to a friend of mine.

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