Lips dipped in sadistic irony state you feel fine. You cradle your backbone, bladder, and head, stumbling gracelessly towards exodus, platter in hand...

Chattering teeth

The carpet takes me razor fast into today: a removal. Then tommorow: howling, more of the same deliriousness (expect sweet post-partum depression...

Xerx's Bombshell

Like correcting a spelling error in Microsoft Word with a lightning fast click or removing money from one's own debit account, lies are really fast...

Didn't move

oh yeah, this patheticized injury is real. i feel sick. do not remind me of humidity or of entrapment; this shock cuts deeper than seventeen ugly...


you do see me thinking and thank me for actually returning that obligatory hug and being patient of my youth. I misspent my innocence on you. I'm...

Big Fight at Time's Square

I forgot briefly how awkward I am. I really am thin and round-shouldered, preen and impish. I am still egotistical, hinting in lecture at beautiful...

Napoleon was fat

Napoleon was fat. His fat, however fictional, saturated bath oils globally; trenches, ravines, bathhouses noted his elements. No one could get enough...

Ant revolution

learn how to storytell catch your train of thought before it catapults into the badlands take two aspirin a glass of juice and a Saint John's Wort...

I am one man

I almost choked down the sweet juice of the white freezie. I am priviledged.

The Cheap Opera Society

"la, la, la" "za!" ZING - this column of rows and blocks grows to nil this mathematical departure. i want to go away and not have to participate in...

Soap, jam, cars, paper....whatever

A joke or does it piss me off...&;#063;


We live with our choices....and our regrets

Wee Sammy

Wee Sammy Preparation for work was religiously thorough. It involved the consumption of one bottle of Buckie, two cans of Breaker Malt Liquor and a...

Dog Food

The author would like to stress that no animals were harmed during the writing of this story


The bitter realisation of life wasted

All Things Under The Sun

Love in a perfect world - If only.

The One She Loves

Love - pure and simple.

Spike,s In The Boot

S is for Spike,s In The Boot ------------------------ The late Peter Sellers was always worried about one thing or another.He also took cars "on...

Cabaret Of Angels

After a visit to a lap dancing club.

Where I'll Be

We're only passing through.