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Salvador,s Sleeping

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The Electric Assassins

A romantic thriller about the one that got away

Life, time and a woman

Life, time and a woman She gave me everything She took it all away Should I thank her? I can't hate her She'd never say Why She gives while she takes...
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Bill's Wolf Burt

It was evening, and the moon shone on the ice at London Bridge. The River Thames was frozen over and London was celebrating its Frost Fair. Tomorrow...
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Ethnic Origin

Went in a fork in the road today. summer I think as the four way Salt I flung Was a prayer for a day in Brighton. Behind the pier Copper crust green...

Spanish Club

Spanish Club
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Dreamscape

The Lost World

Listen THIS is man

A male teacher talks about the gender attitudes he meets in education
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Wolf

A wolf went to eat in the city But the girls looked so lovely and pretty That it wouldn't be nice To eat them with his rice So he starved - oh poor...
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Unspotted Leopard

An unspotted-leopard in tights Once went to the ballet at night A dog said "You sissy! You're dressed like a missy!" And sadly the doggy was right.

Intruder

Wife, hubby...and the Intruder

Sheep

There once was an arrogant sheep Thought he'd beat everyone in his sleep But the others ganged up In the Sheep FA-Cup And they left him behind in a...

Queen Bee

A Queen Bee from Hive Number Four Got her stinger all jammed in a door It stuck in there fast But she got free at last And returned to the pollen...

Puma

I knew a small puma called Ray Who ate a small piglet each day He said it was best For small pigs are a pest And it's best if they're kept out the...

Owl

There once was an owl in a hovel Who thought that he might write an novel A passing young whelp Said "Oh please can I help?" And the owl said "...

Nutall

A nutall from down in the brambles Came back from an afternoon ramble Said "The ponds are all clotting The trees are all rotting This forest's an...
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Monkey

There was a young monkey from Leicester Got kicked on the nose by a jester Cried out with a shout "That wee chap hit my snout! That malicious mad...

Kangaroo

There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!

Football

The season is here again, oh God

Jackal

There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"

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