21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
NURSERY RHYMES FOR THE 21st CENTURY
Yan, tan, tethera, pethera, pimp. They’ll not miss the one with a limp
Baa, baa black sheep, have you any wool? No sir, No sir, we don’t have any wool!
Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns! One a penny two a penny - Hot cross buns
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat,
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John, Went to bed with his trousers on;
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out, They crawled in thin and crawl out stout
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee Won’t my Mommy be so proud of me
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall The people behind could see nothing at all
Little Tommy Tucker sings for his supper, What shall we do for him? He’s a bit of a nutter
The Grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men He marched them up to the top of the hill
Horsey, horsey don't you stop Just let your feet go clippetty clop
Here's the church, and here's the steeple Open the door and see all the people.
Little Bobby Snooks was fond of his books, And loved by his mother and father; But the kind of books, read by Bobby Snooks, Were pornographic in nature
Boys and girls come out to play, The moon does shine as bright as day;
There once was a lady named Paddy Rabbitt Who had a flat in Tower Bridge she did inhabit
My little old man and I fell out I'll tell you what it was all about
Robin and Richard were two pretty men, They laid in bed till the clock struck ten;
Eeper Weeper, Chimney sweeper, Had a skinny wife but couldn’t keep her
There was a little girl who had a little curl A pretty woman with a smile to dazzle
Old King Cole was a merry old soul, And a merry old soul was he, He called for his pipe In the middle of the night And he called for his basins three...