BALLADS AND TALES

TALES OF OLD

DOWN PATCH

Bruno was a young slavering Boxer And quite an ugly looking brute While Ginger was a Yorkshire terrier And so by definition rather cute

LONG AGO IN THE OLD WILD WEST

Long ago in the Old Wild West With empty pockets In his vest Into the frontier Town of Conroy Rode a ragged Looking cowboy He tied up by The towns hotel And found a man A tale to tell

RAISED TO THE GROUND

His house caught fire he called for aid Please someone call the fire brigade As the poor man stood on his wooden legs The brigade arrive "save my home” he begs

SIR CUMFERENCE OF CAMELOT

Sir Cumference of Camelot Could eclipse the sun in the sky

SIR LANCELOT A’BOILS

Sir Lancelot A’Boils On the battle field

SNOW WHITE AND THE EIGHT DWARFS

Snow Whites wicked step mother Was the Queen and a bit of a vamp

WHO MADE MARIAN

In old Nottingham Shire in days of yore There comes a tale Of old folk lore A tale of outlaws And an evil prince A well known story Told often since About outlaws living In the Greenwood