CHRISTMAS TALES - FAMILY

Family realated

A SNOWMANS TALE

When I was very little My dad and his brother Built a huge snowman Bigger than any other

A WINTER BLUNDERLAND

Door bells ring, are you listening,

AS KIDS EVERY CHRISTMAS TIME

As kids, every Christmas time

AT CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD

At Christmas when I was a child I always used to resent

BY CAR, BY PLANE, BY TRAIN

They make the journey each year

CHRISTMAS ACROSS THE SEA

I am of occidental origin And I should make it clear

CHRISTMAS AGAIN

The advent candle is lit again The Christmas cards are writ again

CHRISTMAS ARRIVAL

So what should we name you? On such an auspicious day

CHRISTMAS BABY

Oh how fondly we both remember

CHRISTMAS IS A FUNNY TIME OF YEAR

Christmas is a funny time of year

CHRISTMAS IS OUR FAVOURITE CELEBRATION

Christmas is our favourite celebration In fact it is the most special occasion

CHRISTMAS MANIA

Uncle John has mental health issues

CHRISTMAS MEMORIES

Of all the Christmas’s I can remember My best Christmas’s were the ones

CHRISTMAS NEW BORN

You came into our lives A fighter and a screamer

CHRISTMAS PARADOX

One of the paradoxes of family life

CHRISTMAS PASSED

I miss my dad, I miss my mum And my brother now he’s gone

CHRISTMAS SPOILERS

The Christmas spoilers

CHRISTMAS SWEATER

My sister in law Fills a sweater well I think she’s rather hot The truth to tell

CHRISTMAS TIP

If you want next Christmas To be happy and merry

CHRISTMAS WISH

I’m not looking forward to Christmas Not since we lost Mum this year
Cherry

CHUCKLING WITH DELIGHT

Chuckling with delight At the twinkling tree lights

CRACKERS, FRUITCAKE AND NUTS

Crackers, fruitcake and nuts
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DON’T LOOK BACKWARDS, MERELY

Don’t look backwards, merely

DON’T THINK WE HAVEN’T NOTICED

Don’t think we haven’t noticed Just because we haven’t said

ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT

I have no need of Christmas I have no need of memories

FAMILIES ARE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE

Families are an absolute nightmare

FAMILY CHRISTMASES

When I think back to those Christmases I and my brothers and sisters shared

GRANMA JOY

I have happy memories to cherish At my Grans when I was a boy

HAND KNITTED GLOVES

Hand knitted gloves Scarves and hats Novelty slippers

HANDLE MUM WITH CARE

Mum gets really stressed out at Christmas

HAPPY CHRISTMAS AUNTIE PEGGY

For Christmas I bought my Auntie A brand new wooden leg

IT WARMS MY REMINISCENT HEART

It warms my reminiscent heart When Christmas preparations start

IT WAS CHRISTMAS DAY IN MY MUMS HOUSE

It was Christmas day in Mum’s house

IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE IN DAD’S HOUSE

It was Christmas Eve in Dad’s house,

ITS CHRISTMAS WHEN

Its Christmas when Outside its cold and snowing

IT’S ALL DOWN TO YOU

It’s all down to you You are the number one

JUST LIKE JACOB MARLEY

Peter was taken on Christmas Eve Just like Jacob Marley

LET’S RAISE A GLASS TO MUM # 1

Let’s raise a glass to Mum And I speak for us all when I say

LET’S RAISE A GLASS TO MUM # 2

Let’s raise a glass to Mum For yet another job well done

LITTLE CHILD, LONELY CHILD

Little child, Lonely child, Face pressed

LONG RED SOCKS

Long red socks hanging from the chimney

LUCY WANTED TO BUY HER GRANNY

Lucy wanted to buy her Granny

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Memories of Christmas past

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN

“Merry Christmas And goodwill to all men” Does that irritate you?

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

The presents look wonderful Beneath the Christmas tree

MISSING YOU

We want you home at Christmas We want you to spend it with us

MOTHER CHRISTMAS, THANKS (Acrostic)

Mums make Christmas Only they can That is a fact of life

MY BROTHER WAS FIVE YEARS MY SENIOR

My brother was five years my senior So he always led me astray

MY WIFE LOVES EXCHANGING PRESENTS

My wife loves exchanging presents

NOT JUST ANOTHER CHRISTMAS

Christmas has come around It’s another Christmas dear

NOVELTY TREE CHOCOLATES

When we were kids, Before we went to bed,

NOW THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS # 1

Now that it's Christmas It makes me kind of sad

NOW THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS # 2

Now that it's Christmas It makes me kind of glum

RED BIKE

One Christmas I got a big Red Bike

REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT

Remember, Christmas isn't about

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

You better watch out You better not cry

SCROOGE LIKE

They say the perfect Christmas

THE DOORBELL RINGS

The doorbell rings to announce

THE LITTLE CHRISTINGLE GIRL

Oh sweet little Christingle girl Your daddy is so very far away

THE MAN IN RED

Christmas Eve It’s time for bed Listen for the sleigh bells Of the man in red

THE THING THAT I ENJOY THE MOST

The thing that I enjoy the most When Christmas descends Isn’t giving and receiving gifts It’s seeing my family and friends Because when it comes down to it That’s what counts in the end

WE ALL PLAYED CHARADES

We all played Charades At the in laws on Boxing Day

WHATEVER FUTURE GIFTS

Whatever future gifts That might make me glad

WITH EXPECTANT FACES FULL OF SMILES

With expectant faces full of smiles The children sit around the tree

YOU LOOK UPON CHRISTMAS

You look upon Christmas As just another of your duties

YULETIDE GATHERING

On the oak and iron studded door There hung a wreath of yuletide

BOXING DAY SPORT

Boxing Day is very popular

WHILE THE FAMILY SLUMBER

Myriad snowflakes fall Flakes, infinite in number