CHRISTMAS TALES - FOOD AND DRINK

CHRISTMAS FOOD AND DRINK

A VEGETARIAN CHRISTMAS

Do you want to celebrate? A vegetarian Christmas

AFTER A LONG FLIGHT ON THE SLEIGH

After a long flight on the sleigh Listening to Sleigh bells jingle

ARE YOU WEARING REINDEER ANTLERS?

Are you wearing Reindeer antlers? Well not the most original twist

AT THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BINGE

Well at the end of the year Its managements’ biggest fear

CELEBRATING CRIMBO

Some drunken bimbo With legs akimbo

CHRISTMAS (ACROSTIC) # 2

Cinnamon Hot Chocolate

CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE HOSTELRY

The local hostelries are full As they approach the brink

CHRISTMAS FARE

There has never been a good time to be poor

CHRISTMAS FOOD AND DRINK

CINNAMON Cinnamon is a popular spice used in many Christmas favorites but it isn't just a simple flavoring spice.

CHRISTMAS GÂTEAU

It is time for me to make My most special Christmas cake

CHRISTMAS INDULGENCE

We spend the day Eating more than we should

CHRISTMAS KEBAB

I love a Kebab at Christmas More than any other time of year

CHRISTMAS OVER INDULGENCE

There isn’t any doubt or question What caused this awful indigestion

CHRISTMAS PUDDING

Christmas pudding Boiling in the pot

EGGNOG

Eggnog is a tradition that arrived in America from Europe although not in its current form.

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - FROSTY

Every year without fail On Christmas Eve It would appear And we children

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - SANTA

Every year without fail On Christmas Eve It would appear

EVERYONE IS SO HAPPY

Everyone is so happy Damn them all to hell

GOOD KING WENCESLAS ORDERED OUT

Good King Wenceslas ordered out

HER WASSAIL

She would sing for her supper

I AM BLESSED WITH FRIENDS AT CHRISTMAS

I am blessed with Friends Some of them are fruity Some are soaked in alcohol

I EAT EVERYTHING

I love Christmas The naughty and nice

IF DECEMBER ICE

If December ice will bear a duck

IF YOU PUT CANDY CANES ON THE TREE

If you put Candy canes on the tree And Popcorn on strings

INGERA AND DORO WAT

Injera is a traditional Ethiopian Christmas dish

I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS # 1

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,

I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS # 2

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,

JAPANESE MANDARINS

In Canada Japanese oranges have a special meaning to the people who live on the Canadian Prairies.

LAST NIGHT I HAD FOR MY TEA

Last night I had for my tea

MEDIEVAL CHRISTMAS PIE

For the wealthy landowners In medieval times

MINCE PIES FULL

Mince pies full

MY KIDS ARE MAD AT ME

I put Ginger in the Curry

PERSISTENT AND DISRUPTIVE WINDS

Persistent and disruptive winds,

ROSEMARY

Rosemary has long been associated with Christmas and was often used during the middle Ages by the

RUSH AND SCURRY

Hurry, hurry shopping in Surrey

THE BRUSSELS SPROUTS

To some people They can cause distress

THE CANDY CANE

The humble candy cane has been around for nearly four hundred years.

THE CHRISTMAS PUDDING

The pudding is in the basin The cloth is tied in a knot

THE LAST REINDEER

A reindeer walked into a pub, And ordered a pint of beer.

THE STARVING OF SYRACUSE

A terrible famine struck Sicily and hunger had weakened the people greatly.

WALNUTS IN WINTER

Walnuts in winter

WE HAD ANOTHER TRIVIA QUIZ

We had a Trivia quiz at the pub last night And I got most of the questions right

WE HAVE THE SAME CHRISTMAS WINE

We have the same Christmas wine

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 1

Why did the turkey cross the road?

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF NATIVITY

The Great British Bake-Off nativity

FOR OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER

For our Christmas dinner

INSTEAD OF THE TRADITIONAL TURKEY

Instead of the traditional Turkey

VICTORIOUS CHRISTMAS PIE

In the nineteenth century At Christmas time

WE HAD TO CUT THE LEGS OFF

We had to cut the legs off

CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”

MY WIFE WAS IN THE KITCHEN

My wife was in the kitchen

SHOOTING A PRIZE TURKEY

Shooting a prize Turkey, with bullets