CHRISTMAS TALES - VARIOUS

A collection of Christmas Poetry

A MOTHER'S GRATITUDE

It was Christmas Eve almost twenty years ago

A SIMPLE GIFT

I’m hoping that this Christmas I will get what I desire

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS HAT?

Are you wearing a Christmas Hat?

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS TIE?

Are you wearing a Christmas Tie?

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SLIPPERS?

Are you wearing Christmas slippers?

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN VELVET?

Are you wearing green velvet?

ARE YOU WEARING RED SHOES?

Are you wearing red shoes?

BELLS

On Christmas morning since medieval times Church bells are rung on Christmas morning to announce to

BRIGHTEST TIME

At Christmas time There is only one thing

CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS

Throughout this seasonal time

CHRISTMAS DAY IS ALMOST HERE

Christmas day is almost here The time of year I hold so dear

CHRISTMAS DREAM # 1

I dream of Christmas

CHRISTMAS DREAM # 2

I dream of Christmas

CHRISTMAS DREAM # 4

I dream of Christmas

CHRISTMAS FELICITATIONS

Merry Christmas, Good will to all men,

CHRISTMAS HAS COME

The window sill is piled with snow The ingle nook is all aglow

CHRISTMAS IS NIGH

The snow lays deep and crisp And though the frost is keen

CHRISTMAS IS PAINLESS

There is a perception that more suicides

CHRISTMAS IS SPECIAL

Christmas is special

CHRISTMAS IS THE PERFECT TIME

Christmas is the perfect time

CHRISTMAS STUFF # 1

WHAT WOULD SANTA LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS? The Hollywood child star Shirley Temple stopped believing in Santa Claus when she was six because the Department store Santa asked for her autograph in a shopping center.

CHRISTMAS STUFF # 2

DEVON SUPERSTITION If, on Christmas Eve, in the county of Devon, a girl knocks on the henhouse door and a rooster

CHRISTMAS STUFF # 3

CHRISTMAS IS PAINLESS There is a perception that more suicides occur at Christmas time than at any other time of the year. However recent studies seem to indicate that the opposite is true. It would seem the gathering of friends and relatives at Christmas combined with the greater availability of community resources for those in need, may serve to protect people vulnerable to suicide

CHRISTMAS STUFF # 4

PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK In Russia Nicholas is greatly revered as the protector of the weak from the strong, the oppressed from the oppressor, and the poor from the rich. He is regarded as the Christian champion of the disadvantaged and In the Orthodox tradition he is the known as the Wonder or Miracle Worker.

CRIMBLETIDE

I really love Crimbletide

DECEMBER HAS COME ROUND AGAIN

December has come round again

DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA?

Do you believe in Santa? It’s a yes or no answer

EVERYBODY LOVES IT

Everybody loves it Even if they won’t admit it From the newly bred

FOR STRESS FREE SHOPPING

For stress free shopping

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN DIVORCED HIS WIFE

Frosty the snowman divorced his wife

HEART FELT THANKS

About ten years ago an Ambulance responded

I DON'T WANT MUCH FOR CHRISTMAS

I don't want much for Christmas What I want is quite naïve

I DON’T WANT TO WISH YOU

I don’t want to wish you A happy holiday No that I will not say

I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK

I wish you Good luck I wish you Good cheer

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 1

I've always loved my Santa In his Red Velvet suit

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 2

I've always loved my Santa In his red Santa hat

IFS AND BUTS

If ifs, and buts and maybes

IN TRUE DICKENSIAN TRADITION

In true Dickensian tradition Amidst the Christmas mayhem

IT HAPPENED ONE CHRISTMAS

Sometimes when you least expect it life can really slap you in the face and then it kicks you when your on the ground. The slap came when Jackie Melville was taken ill in January last year and needed surgery.

IT LIFTS THE HEART AND SOUL

It lifts the heart and soul

ITS NOT JUST PRESENTS

Its not just presents That must be opened

IT’S CHRISTMAS BY GOLLY

It’s Christmas by golly Let’s hang up the holly

IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN

It’s Christmas time again

IT’S SUCH A MILD CHRISTMAS

It’s such a mild Christmas

JW ADVENT CALENDAR # 1

You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness Advent calendar

KEEP THE SPIRIT

Try to keep the spirit

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONES’S

It can only be Christmas When the sane start acting funny

LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS DAY

Leading up to Christmas day

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, I hear the bell chimes

MR GLISTEN COMES TO TOWN

The snow has come its falling fast Its time to dance about and cheer

MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS GIFT

My favorite Christmas gift

NOT A THRIFT GIVER

Not a thrift giver

OLIVE THE 10TH REINDEER

Olive the other reindeer, Used to laugh and call him names

ON THE EVE

A hearty Christmas greeting Merry Christmas to one and all

RUDOLPH WAS SO OBNOXIOUS

Rudolph was so obnoxious that the

SANTA

Santa comes but once a year Riding on his sleigh

SANTA ANA AND HIS REINDEER

"Now Vortex! Now Bluster! Now, Twister and Mizzle!

SANTA ASKED ABIGAIL

Santa asked as a little girl climbed onto his lap,

SANTA CLAUS REALLY LOVES HIS JOB

Santa Claus really loves his job He doesn’t do it for the money

SANTA SHOWS THE WAY

Several years ago in a small town in Pennsylvania

SANTA’S TOYS

When Santa was a boy No bigger than an elf

SPARE A THOUGHT

We live in a selfish world We all think of “me and mine”

THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 1

T hat's political correctness that is In one of its insidious ways That stops us saying Merry Christmas And makes us say happy holidays

THE COLOR OF CHRISTMAS

We automatically associate colors with Christmas festivities such as the red of the berries on the holly bush or in Santa's outfit. Red in its many uses is definitely the color of December and as a religious symbol it stands for fire, blood and charity.

THE CROWDS ARE BUSTLING

The crowds are bustling On the busy Christmas streets

THE FESTIVE INTERVAL

When celebrating

THE GIFT GIVER

The Christmas trees are trimmed And all the halls are decked

THE GLAD THE MAD AND THE BAD

Well it’s that time of year again The time when we feign gladness

THE GOOD HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE

The good husband and his wife Are happy partners in their life

THE JINGLE OF SLEIGH BELLS

The Jingle of sleigh bells, herald His coming on Christmas Eve

THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE

Sending signals And reading

THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS

The magic of Christmas

THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS TIME

The magic of Christmas time

THE MAGICAL SEASON

Christmas cards come from absentees Bringing so many Christmas wishes

THE NIGHT IS CLEAR

The night is clear Here! Here!

THE SANTA BLUES

Santa Claus works really hard Dawn till dusk all the year long

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

In many cities arround the world on Christmas Day

THE SPIRIT OF SCROOGE

Every year as a token of there gratitude the people of Norway present Britain with a 70 foot christmas tree which stands in Trafalgar square.

THE YULE TIDE ROBIN

The Robin although synonymous with Christmas in most people's minds has in fact no connection to the Christmas story what so ever.

TRANSVESTITE CHRISTMAS

Do you think that cross dressers Find Christmas is merry?
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TREE OF LIFE

Proudly standing there In the town’s main square

ARE YOU A CHRISTMAS FAIRY?

Are you a Christmas Fairy?

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE CHRISTMAS ALPHABET

Do you know why the Christmas alphabet?

SANTA CAME EARLY

It’s a Merry Christmas If you didn’t know