DEDICATED FOLLOWERS OF FASHION

FASHION TALES

ARE THESE KNICKERS SATIN?

A woman asked “Are these knickers Satin?”

ARE YOU WEARING A BOOB TUBE?

Are you wearing a boob tube?

ARE YOU WEARING A DOILY?

Are you wearing a doily?

ARE YOU WEARING A ROSEBUD?

Are you wearing a rosebud? All delicate and pink

ARE YOU WEARING A TARTAN SKIRT?

Are you wearing a Tartan skirt?

ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER EYE LASHES?

Are you wearing glitter eye lashes?

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR FUN?

Are you wearing it for fun?

ARE YOU WEARING OXFORD BAGS?

Are you wearing Oxford bags?

ARE YOU WEARING SATIN KNICKERS?

Are you wearing satin knickers?

ARE YOU WEARING SPANX AGAIN?

Are you wearing spanx again?

ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR FUN?

Are you wearing that for fun?

I WENT TO A POSH JEWELLER

I went to a posh jeweller to buy a new watch,

SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 1

She chose to wear Beige

SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 2

She chose to wear beige

YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 2

You have a really dazzling smile

ALTHOUGH I’M CLEARLY NOT A GIRL

Although I’m clearly not a girl I do

YOU HAVE THIRTY PAIRS

You have thirty pairs Of shoes, more or less

ARE YOU WEARING A DENIM SKIRT?

Are you wearing a denim skirt?

ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR SUIT?

Are you wearing a sailor suit?

ARE YOU WEARING SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR?

Are you wearing Sensible Footwear?

ARE YOU WEARING A SNOOD?

Are you wearing a snood?

ARE YOU WEARING A SWEATER VEST?

Are you wearing a sweater vest?

ARE YOU WEARING A TANK TOP?

Are you wearing a tank top?

ARE YOU WEARING A TIN HAT?

Are you wearing a tin hat?

ARE YOU WEARING A TUXEDO?

Are you wearing a tuxedo?

MY SISTER HAS A TANNING SALON

My sister has a tanning salon

ARE YOU WEARING CONVERSE?

Are you wearing Converse?

ARE YOU WEARING GOGGLES?

Are you wearing goggles?

ARE YOU WEARING A TUX?

Are you wearing a tux?

ARE YOU WEARING EXTENSIONS?

Are you wearing extensions?
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ARE YOU WEARING BRAZILIANS?

Are you wearing Brazilians? It’s very bold of you to mention

ARE YOU WEARING DENIM SHORTS?

Are you wearing denim shorts?

ARE YOU WEARING BUBBLE WRAP?

Are you wearing bubble wrap?

ARE YOU WEARING A BLACK BODY STOCKING?

Are you wearing a black body stocking?

ARE YOU WEARING CHIFFON?

Are you wearing chiffon?

ARE YOU WEARING A BOILER SUIT?

Are you wearing a boiler suit?

I DON’T MIND YOU NOT BEING GLAMMED UP

I don’t mind you not being glammed up

THERE WAS ONCE A DUTCHMAN

There was once a Dutchman

I HAD A FITTING WITH MY TAILOR

I had a fitting with my tailor and

ELEVATED SHOE

My latest girlfriend

THE GIRL IN THE CRINOLINE GOWN

The girl in the crinoline gown

ARE YOU WEARING LEGGINGS?

Are you wearing leggings?

COULD I TRY ON THAT PRETTY DRESS

"Could I try on that pretty dress

I WAS THROWN OUT OF A CLOTHING SHOP

I was thrown out of a clothing shop

ARE YOU WEARING SPATS?

Are you wearing spats?

MY NEIGHBOUR STOLE MY SHOES

My neighbour stole my shoes, though

ARE YOU WEARING CAPRI PANTS?

Are you wearing Capri Pants?

GALLIC SANDALS

A Frenchman, wearing sandals,

THE LIFE STORY OF A DRESS

10 years before its time a dress will be considered indecent