IN A DIFFERENT CATEGORY

Odds

A MELLOW FELLOW

A mellow fellow A fellow in yellow

A THOUGHT

A thought, incomplete Almost at its conception

ABBREVIATED IRONY

I have often thought it ironic

ARE YOU WEARING WINGS?

Are you wearing wings?

BANANA IS AN ACRONYM

BANANA is an acronym for

COCKNEY SPARROW

BORN WITHIN THE SOUND OF BOW BELLS (acrostics) Butcher's Hook Oily Rag Rub A Dub Nervo And Knox Weasel And Stoat Irish Jig Tilbury Docks Half Inch Inky Smudge Near And Far

CORNERING THE MARKET

The corner shop has reopened It’s been closed for a bit

DEFINING AGAIN

Have you ever heard of a conductor getting disconcerted? Can a doctor be patient? Or can teachers be detested? If it’s at all possible for you too ever delight an electrician

DILF IS AN ACRONYM

DILF is an acronym for

DINKY IS AN ACRONYM

DINKY is an acronym for

ERIC THE CLERIC

Atmospheric Eric An evangelical cleric

FLOCKS AND FLARES

Clocks and chairs Locks and hairs Fox and lairs Gloks and spears Socks and flares Docks and wares Lox and pears Knocks and tares Shocks and scares Stocks and shares

FONETIC IRONIE

I have often thought it ironic

FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

English is a funny language some would say it’s quite bizarre Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are The feminine of “Thingy” is any part under the bonnet of a car

I DON’T THINK IMMANUEL CAN

Does anyone know if Stephanie Tise? What a stupid question is Dennis Wise? Will anyone watch while Peter Bowles? Is it really safe to watch as Henry Rolls?

I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE BIG WORDS

I hate people who use big words

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED

I have always believed

I LOOK AHEAD OF ME

I look ahead of me, Across the unknown years

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 01

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are funny Some light the gloom For example Dormitory = dirty room

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 02

I love anagrams Anagrams are great

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 03

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are strange

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 04

I love anagrams Anagrams are great

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 05

I love anagrams Anagrams are great

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 06

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some amuse a little

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 07

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are strange

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 08

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are strange

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 09

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are serious

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 10

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 11

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 12

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are funny

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 13

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 14

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 15

I love anagrams Anagrams are great They are fun By varying degrees

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 16

I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are droll

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 17

I love anagrams Anagrams are fun

I ONCE WROTE A NOTE

I once wrote a note

I WAS ASKED THE OTHER DAY

I was asked the other day

I WOULD IF I COULD

I would if I could

IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 2

I f Lawyers can be disbarred

IF THE SINGULAR IS THIS

If the singular is this

JIM PANSY

A nonsense poem

MAXIMS INCOMPLETE

Women, you can’t live with them All's well that ends A penny saved is a penny. Don't leave things unfinishe What goes up If it aint broke don’t A bird in the hand is Never do today

NEW SPEAK

I hate made up words that infest Our language, here are some Trichologists, Choclotiers And Bifidus Digestivum

NEWSY, NEWSY

Newsy, newsy Suzy the Floozy

NIMBY IS AN ACRONYM

NIMBY is an acronym for

OK STEVE

He said “it’s Stephen with a PH”

PALINDROME

Go deliver a dare, vile dog! Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog! God to Hanoi on a hot dog God saw I was a dog "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod Do geese see God? Don't nod

PALINDROME THE SEQUEL

Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna A Toyota! Race fast... safe car... a Toyota Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Ah, Satan sees Natasha Lisa Bonet ate no basil.

PARADOXICALLY ENGLISH

English is a very peculiar language that I will grant E.g. there's no ham in hamburger or egg in the eggplant

PEARLS OF WISDOM

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes. Even he who expects nothing is blessed, for he shall not be disappointed A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

POSTMAN LOSES SACK

“Postman loses sack”

QUESTION

Is it questioning? Or interlocutor-ing Who is the interlocutor

RETURN TO PALINDROME AGAIN

Madam, in Eden I'm Adam May a moody baby doom a yam? No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention No trace; not one carton Dammit, I'm mad! Dairy myriad Must sell at tallest sum

SHORT IN STATURE

Short in stature Tall in stories

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

Gnats as big as Bats Bats as big as Rats

SNAGS IS AN ACRONYM

SNAGS is an acronym

SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 1

So if it is correct that One may be “that”

SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 2

So if it is correct that One may be “that” And multiples would be those Yet the singular cat Would in the plural Be cats and never cose

SPOT PUGH

How do you spot a blind man? In a nudist colony Do you suppose it’s difficult? Well it’s not hard actually

SUNDIAL

The sun burned bright Its rays struck the sundial

SWEAR WORD SCRABBLE

Great fun games for the English summer They don’t have to be expensive

THE BEST HOME SPUN TRUTHS accrostic

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're on the toilet How is it that the more beautiful the girl is who loves you the easier it is to dump her

THE DEFINITION OF OXYMORON

The definition of oxymoron

THE HOUSE MOUSE RULE

If in your home sweet home You find a solitary mouse

THE LATEST WAY OF THINKING

Apparently the latest Way of thinking

THE PLURAL OF BOX

So if it is correct that

THE PLURAL OF GOOSE

So if it is correct that

THE PLURAL OF MAN

So if it is correct that

THE PLURAL OF MOUSE

So if it is correct that

THE PLURAL OF TOOTH

So if it is correct that

THE THIRTEENTH SIGN

The thirteenth sign Of the Zodiac year Is Pyrex And its symbol is crystal clear It covers all twelve months, Not one only But to qualify You have to be a test tube baby

TIME TO GO

The second hand Sweeps, rhythmically

VARIETY IS NOT DEAD

WHATEVER HAPPENED Whatever happened to Louis the umpteenth of France? Whatever happened to Jensen Interceptors? Whatever happened to tree top squash?

VERY PETTY

As my granddad would say Don’t sweat the petty things

WAS JOHN HURT?

Did anyone watch as John Wells? Does anyone know what Chris Sells? I’m interested to know does Beryl Reid? Do you have any idea did Johnny Seed? I wonder if is it true is Richard Curt?

WATCH AS ROBBIE BURNS

I'm curious to know was Rip Torn? Did anyone else see Oliver Bourne? What do you think does Alice Leed? You should have watched Doris Speed? Does anyone know was Ann Frank?

WHATEVER HAPPENED

Whatever happened to Louis the umpteenth of France? Whatever happened to Jensen Interceptors? Whatever happened to tree top squash? Whatever happened to indestructible Tonka Toys?

WHATS IN A NAME (27)

Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?

WHEN WE SPEAK OF A BROTHER

When we speak of a brother

WISING UP

My grandson thinks me a wise man

WORD GAMES

Exact Estimate, Same Difference Free Love, Military Intelligence Extinct Life, Clearly Confused Deafening Silence, Old News Liquid Gas, Constant Variable Working Holiday, Hell's Angel

WORD GAMES 2

ACRONYM Cows Often Sit Down Carefully Perhaps Their Joints Creak? Persistent Early Oiling Might Prevent Painful Rheumatism ACRONYM PROSE STYLE Toronto Girls Can Flirt

WORDY

WHAT What What a man What a difference a day makes What a classic What have I done to deserve this? What no beer What price Hollywood What shall it profit? What waits below?

WYNNE OR NO

Do you know who invented the crossword?

YOLO IS AN ACRONYM

YOLO is an acronym for

WHAT SHAPE IS A KISS

What shape is a kiss?

I AM DOUBLY HANDICAPPED

I am doubly handicapped
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CROSSWORD CONUNDRUM

“Seven down, “Fizzy Drink” eight letters”

ALPHABETICAL JEALOUSY

There is definitely some jealousy among

I'M RUBBISH WITH NAMES

I'm rubbish with names
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CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES

Camel hair brushes are not

THE PLURAL OF FOOT

So if it is correct that