Little Maya was talking to her teacher About Jonah and the Whale Her teacher said it was physically impossible and it was just a tale
The Teacher asks one of the class clowns "Can you give me three collective nouns?" Tommy replies in keeping with his demeanour "Flypaper, wastebasket, and vacuum cleaner"
When I was at school When I was just a lad What was embarrassing And made me very sad Was the day I called The history teacher dad
Maria was asked by the teacher To go to the map and find America The girl walked to the map and pointed “Here it is miss this is America” “Well done, now class who can tell me
I’ve enrolled my wife On an evening class So she will learn how to Start a conversation During the commercials In the same way I do
It was a blistering hot day in 1969 when the third year of Secondary school started and Alexander Park Comprehensive School was heaving with familiar faces.
“That billy goat’s beard looks like Palmers fanny” Wendy said out of the blue and giggled “What?” I said taken by surprise
The teacher questioned Samuel about his homework “I have just read your story entitled “my cat”
If success you will achieve Do not ever flatter to deceive Apply yourself with valiant effort
On my very first day at primary school I handed, as instructed, a letter to my teacher
In class one day a boy named Benny Needed to go to the toilet suddenly
At nursery school Little Paul told his teacher that On his way to school He had found a dead cat "How do you know?” The nursery teacher said To little Paul “That the cat was dead?"
The school had been photographed All of the children and all the staff The proofs had come back promply And the teacher’s task was simply Persuading them to buy a copy then
“What is the chemical formula for water?” The science teacher said to young Joe Joe confidently stood up and replied
Peaches told her mother when she got home Tommy showed me his willy at school today
At the end of the day The teacher announces “There is a test tomorrow I will accept few excuses” “Only a nuclear war, Death or a serious injury To yourself or one of
I was raised on the three R’s At least on their importance Reading, riting and rithmatic
Three children sliding on the ice Fell on their bottoms once or twice
A teacher held a spelling bee and asked “Kyle, how do you spell “crocodile?”“
Higher education is a wonderful thing But achieving it is not without expense