FAIRY STORIES

Fairy Stories

A SMALL STATISTIC

Here is a statistic

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY DUST?

Are you wearing fairy dust?

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?

Are you wearing fairy wings?

ARE YOU WEARING PIXIE BOOTS?

Are you wearing pixie boots? Well they really are beauties

BALDY LOCKS AND THE THREE HAIRS

Baldy locks may be very rich He may even be a millionaire

CATCH OF THE DAY

With my fishing line of gold, Hook, baited with pearls

DANCING PIXIES IN THE GREEN

Dancing pixies in the green

DINGLE DELL

Dingle dell, Fairies dwell

FAIRY TALE STATISTIC

Here’s a Statistic

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Tinderfella went to the dance

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Puss in Boots isn’t all he appears

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The true nature of fairy tales

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The sorcerer’s apprentice

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He bragged about a conquest

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The classic tale of Goldilocks

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She was drinking in the forest

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“You'll never guess my name”

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F umble Lina, Fumble Lina sexy little thing

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New mattresses were ordered

GRETEL DIDN’T GO TO THE WOODS

Gretel didn’t go to the woods

IF THE NEVERLAND GOVERNMENT

If the Neverland government

LITTLE RED RIDING HOODY

Little red riding hoody Was sent to visit her sick grandma

ORIGINAL FAIRY TALES

Original Fairy Tales Were not devised

PETER PAN IS A BIT OF A GAY ICON

Peter Pan is a bit of a gay icon

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DAY WEEK

On Monday Snow White feels Bashful On Tuesday she’s feeling Grumpy
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The Interesting Tree of Tree Sprite Wood

The Interesting Tree stood in the centre of Tree Sprite Wood, and it had stood there for a very long time, in fact it had stood there long before there was a Tree Sprite Wood. It was called the “Interesting tree” for a very good reason, because whenever people walked by it, they would say “look at that interesting tree”.
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THE LITTLE ENGINE

The Little Engine that could

WE WENT TO A FAIRY TALE PARTY

We went to a fairy tale party

WHAT A DAY

On Monday he was grumpy

WHERE THE WHITE RABBIT WENT

Where the white rabbit went

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Hansel and Gretel’s little trips

PETER PAN GOT HIS NAME

Peter Pan got his name

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Hansel and Gretel’s little trips

WIND IN THE WILLOWS # 1

Ratty the water vole

WIND IN THE WILLOWS # 2

The naughty Toad in the hole

IN HIS ADVENTURE’S

In his adventure’s against