GREETINGS

A COLLECTION OF GREETING CARD VERSES

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BIRTHDAY CLOTHES?

Are you wearing your birthday clothes?

BIRTHDAY TELEGRAM

Bad news, Her Majesty isn't sending you

ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR BY ALL MEANS

Enjoy your birthday this year by all means

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

Would you like a home cooked meal?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 1 You’ve reached a ripe old age If you were wine you would be Vintage But you’re a man if I may be so bold And lets face it you’re just old # 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHER DEAR # 1

Happy Birthday, mother dear

HAPPY BIRTHDAY’S

Another birthday has arrived

I GOT A DUAL PURPOSE BIRTHDAY CARD

I got a dual purpose birthday card

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 1

You may be 40 But don’t worry, yet

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 2

Don’t be scared of being Forty

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 3

You’re forty years old Which is when, they say

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 4

You've reached a milestone A really significant age

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 5

You've reached the big four-0 You're getting old and so

LOVE FOR SALE

For sale One broken heart Good buy One careless owner For sale My happy dreams Good bye No sale Our golden memories Good buy My love on sale For sale Love I once treasured Good bye

MILESTONE 60 # 1

You may be 60 But don’t worry, yet

MILESTONE 60 # 2

Ok I have to admit it, it’s only fair

MILESTONE 60 # 3

I know it’s a big one

MILESTONE 60 # 4

I don’t want you to think that today

MILESTONE 70 # 1

If I'd realised I was going

MILESTONE BIRTHDAY

I’ve been dreading, turning forty,

REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS CAN BE TRICKY

Remembering birthdays can be tricky

THE BIG FIVE ZERO # 1

You may be 50 But don’t worry, yet

THE BIG FIVE ZERO # 3

Happy fiftieth birthday

THERE ARE ONLY TWO OPTIONS

There are only two options In my personal view

THINK ABOUT GLOBAL WARNING

Think about global warning

YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THIRTY

You have made it to thirty

I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE THIRTY

I would never have known you were thirty You're not at all like a thirty year old

BIG FIVE ZERO # 2

At the age of fifty you're officially

I HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY

I heard on the grapevine that your birthday

MILESTONE 60 # 6

Your body is showing signs of wear

IF YOUR DAUGHTER WANTS A BIRTHDAY PARTY

If your daughter wants a birthday party

MILESTONE 60 # 5

Wow you look good for your age

YOU ARE 50 YEARS OLD

You are 50 years old

I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

I was asked who I wanted

THE FLATULENT CLOWN

At my son’s birthday party we had