HALLOWEEN TALES

Poems of Halloween season

A HALLOWEEN HORROR

A Halloween horror

A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 2

I pretend to be someone I’m not

A STRESSED OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD

A stressed out mother and her child Went into the fancy dress shop

A VAMPIRES TALE

When the sun has long set At dead of night

ALL GOOD GHOSTLY KIDS

All good ghostly kids

ALL HALLOWS EVE

I hide behind the sofa quivering in fear Now the witching hour is near

ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILISH OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a devilish outfit?

ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILS TAIL?

Are you wearing a Devils Tail?

ARE YOU WEARING A DRACULA OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Dracula outfit?

ARE YOU WEARING A FRANKENSTEIN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Frankenstein outfit?

ARE YOU WEARING A GHOST OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a ghost outfit?

ARE YOU WEARING A GHOULISH OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a ghoulish outfit?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN DRESS?

Are you wearing a Halloween Dress?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN HAT?

Are you wearing a Halloween Hat?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN JUMPER?

Are you wearing a Halloween Jumper?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Halloween outfit?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN SWEATER?

Are you wearing a Halloween sweater?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN TIE?

Are you wearing a Halloween tie?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN TOP?

Are you wearing a Halloween Top?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN WAISTCOAT?

Are you wearing a Halloween waistcoat?

ARE YOU WEARING A SPOOKY SWEATER?

Are you wearing a spooky sweater?

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?

Are you wearing a witch’s hat? I don’t know what I think of that

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?

Are you wearing a witch’s hat?
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ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a witch’s outfit? Does it come with all the kit?

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK VELVET?

Are you wearing black velvet?

ARE YOU WEARING DEVILS HORNS?

Are you wearing devils horns? Now I get one of those winks

ARE YOU WEARING GOBLIN EARS?

Are you wearing Goblin Ears?

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN ANKLE SOCKS?

Are you wearing Halloween ankle socks?

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN DRAWERS?

Are you wearing Halloween drawers? I would like a look at yours

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN EARRINGS?

Are you wearing Halloween earrings?

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN GARTERS?

Are you wearing Halloween garters? Answer me that one for starters

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN KNICKERS?

Are you wearing Halloween Knickers? Is that appropriate for vicars

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN KNICKS?

Are you wearing Halloween knicks? Proper novelty underwear

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SOCKS?

Are you wearing Halloween socks?

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SPATS?

Are you wearing Halloween spats?

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN STOCKINGS? # 1

Are you wearing Halloween stockings? Beneath your long black coat

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN STOCKINGS? # 2

Are you wearing Halloween stockings? With a wicked witch motif

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN TIGHTS? # 1 edited

Are you wearing Halloween tights? Adorned with a scary motif

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN TIGHTS? # 2

Are you wearing Halloween tights?

ARE YOU WEARING STRIPED STOCKINGS?

Are you wearing striped stockings?

ARE YOU WEARING TOE OF NEWT?

Are you wearing toe of newt?

ARE YOU WEARING WEREWOLF EARS?

Are you wearing Werewolf ears?

AT THE GHOSTLY HOUSE

At the ghostly house

AT THE WITCHING HOUR

At the Witching hour The Zombies walk

CHRISTMAS HERALD

The Christmas lights are up The shops play Christmas tunes

DARK MONSTERS FROM THE PITS OF HELL

Dark monsters from the pits of hell

DEMONS WALK THE EARTH

Demons walk the earth

DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

Double, double, toil and trouble

DREAM WITCH

There is a witch of whom I’m fond Who could carry me off beyond

EVERYONE WANTS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN

Everyone wants Candy on Halloween

GHOSTS AND GHOULS COME OUT

On Halloween, all hallows eve Ghosts and ghouls come out

GOTH HALLOWEEN

I wonder if Halloween is the only

HALLOWEEN HORRORS

Halloween horrors

HALLOWEEN IS A CONTEST

For my friends and I, Halloween is a contest

HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT CANDY

Halloween is all about Candy

HALLOWEEN IS ONE OF THE FEW

Halloween is one of the very few

HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1

When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice

HALLOWEEN PROPOSITION

My future wife was dressed like a tart
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HELLO DARLING HALLOWEEN GIRL

Hello darling Halloween girl

HELLO SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRL

Hello sexy Halloween girl Just one look at you

HORRORS OF HELL

Horrors of hell Those cast down

I BUY MY WIFE A GIFT FOR HALLOWEEN

I buy my wife a gift for Halloween

I DON’T BELIEVE IN SPOOKS AND DEMONS

I don’t believe in spooks and demons

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WICCAN GIRL

I lost my virginity to a Wiccan girl Who was a scrawny little witch

I MET A GIRL ON HALLOWEEN

I met a girl on Halloween,

I THINK MY CHICKENS ARE POSSESSED

I think my chickens are possessed

I WAS STOOD AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT

I was stood at the bar last night

IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE

If vampires can’t see Their own reflection

IN THE BLACKNESS OF THE NIGHT

In the blackness of the night

IT HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN

I stepped out of the car And was verbally assailed As I stood upon my drive

IT HAPPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN

It happens every Halloween when

IT HAPPENS ON THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN

It happens on the night Of Halloween

IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND

It was Halloween and We were on our way to a party

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

It was so big and round

IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY

It’s not my favourite holiday

JACK O’LANTERN

Jack O’Lantern’s light Gazing out into the night In the window there

LAMIA

Beautiful Lamia Queen of Libya

LITTLE MONSTERS

Little monsters in costumes Looking for candy treats

LOVE BITTEN HALLOWEEN

From the first moment On that memorable first day

MY KIDS LOVE HALLOWEEN

My kids love Halloween

MY LITTLE NIECE GOES TO HOGWARTS

My little niece goes to Hogwarts

MY LITTLE WICKED WITCH AND I

My little wicked witch and I Love to fly across the night sky

OH NO, NOT HALLOWEEN AGAIN

It’s that time of year again, Halloween Oh how I hate it and its practitioners

PHANTASM

What is that ghostly apparition?

SEASON OF WITCH

When the werewolf’s howl And vampires take to the wing

SHE COULD BEGUILE AND MESMERISE

She could beguile And mesmerise

SHE MAY BE A WITCH

She may be a witch And she may do spells

SNIP! SNAP! HALLOWEEN

Snip! Snap! Dragon! Here comes the flaming bowl

SPIRITUOUS

Pursuing phantoms Came in the night

TERROR THREAT

I wear a funny wig My sister has a mask

THE COSTUMED ARMY

It’s here again That day we all dread When once more We fear the rise of the dead

THE HUNTER

Pubs and clubs he scours In the wee small hours

THE LITTLE BEWITCHER

She is a little bewitcher The little servant of Wicca

THE LITTLE CHILDREN SAY

The little children say All cute and sweet

THE MODERN DAY WITCH

The modern day witch

THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

On all hallows eve when the sun has set The ghosts and ghouls come out to play With dripping fangs and bloody claws

THE OLD BLACK WITCH’S CAT # 2

The old black witch’s cat Has nothing much to do

THE WITCHING HOUR

On All Hallows Eve take special care

THEY MAY LOOK CUTE AND SWEET

They may look cute and sweet They may look smart and dandy But they’re vicious little monsters Who’ll rob you of all your candy

THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS

Those little darlings With their angelic eyes

TIS ON THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN

Tis on the night of Halloween

TRICK OR TREAT

When the little boys and girls Knock at my door for candy I must give them what they want

TWITTER HALLOWEEN NIGHT

The invitation went out To the twitter followers

TWO WITCHES LIVED TOGETHER

Two witches lived together

WALKING ABROAD I SPIED

Walking abroad I spied

WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 1

We went to a fancy dress party

WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 2

We went to a fancy dress party With a Hogwarts theme

WHAT TO GIVE ON HALLOWEEN

What to give on Halloween?
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WHEN A VAMPIRE BIT

When a Vampire bit

WHEN THE WICCANS WAIL

It is All Hallows Eve The night of all souls

WITCHNAPPED

On her broomstick she swoops And into her arms she scoops

YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN

It was a really spooky night And I saw a very scary sight