NEW YEARS

NEW YEARS

OLD YEARS NIGHT

My wife is an optimist Which is why, she stays up

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION

If you have decided You are overweight

JANUARY BLUES

I hate the month of January Every single day from New Years day To the 31st day

I HATE JANUARY

I hate January January I do not enjoy

IT’S SUCH A MILD NEW YEAR

It’s such a mild New Year

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION # 1

I was separated from my wife Due to my serial infidelity

THE YEAR IS TURNING

The year is turning, the cycle Has made another revolution

The Girl In The Green Dress (Part One)

Steve Berry had always had a dislike for Christmas, despite all the jollity and faux fun because unlike many of his Christmas mad friends he had no happy Christmas memories to anesthetise him against the season. His parents were alcoholics and each year their Christmas came in a bottle and thanks to his father Steve’s came with a slap.

ARE YOU WEARING A NEW YEARS OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a New Year’s outfit? Well you really do look good in it

NEW YEARS PICKUP # 1

When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice

The Girl In The Green Dress (Part Two)

At least on New Year’s Eve there were none of the annoyingly jolly Christmas songs there was only one annoying New Year’s song and that was usually confined to midnight.

WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES

When the clock strikes The midnight hour

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION # 2

I made a New Year’s resolution

FROM ONE YEAR TO THE NEXT

I want to kiss you On December 31st

THIS YEAR’S NEW YEAR’S EVE FORECAST;

This year’s New Year’s Eve forecast;

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS ARE JUST

New Year’s resolutions are just

OLD YEARS NIGHT IN SCOTLAND

In Scotland Christmas has been celebrated with considerably less exuberance than elsewhere in the

NEW YEAR’S EVE IS ONE OF THE FEW

New Year’s Eve is one of the few

NEW YEARS IS JUST AN EXCUSE

New Years is just an excuse

MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR

My New Year's resolution this year