You had to be there to see the funny side

Einstein you dog(gerel)

Relativity says, the faster I move the slower the clock - which I think is poppycock If I tried to take that in, my relatively simple brain, would...
Cherry

Shaggy dog poem (with space aliens)

On the day the martians landed, and declared this world their own, no-one noticed all that much, that we were not alone. I thought at first my dog...