Change a song 4 Christmas

There's a Guy Down the Chip Shop Who Swears He's Elvish.

Brilliant, Mr Sanders! I must say the late, great, Kirsty MacColl will always have a place in my heart, especially during the festive season. I hear there's a park bench in Leicester Square dedicated to her. It is my ambition to set my ample backside down on said bench and pay homage...

By the way, is the Kirsty MacColl park bench anywhere near the chip shop ?

Er..."Drop It Like It's a Hot Christmas Pud"...

It's Reindeer Men Rudolph the Red-nosed Newspaper Proprietor Good Holly Miss Molly Don't Be Yule I Can't Get You Out of my Bread-Sauce

"Let's Slay Together"...

The boy in the bubble and squeak - Paul Simon

"Oops! I Just Threw Up That Fourth Helping of Christmas Pud"

purple snow - Prince The ace of sleighs- motorhead oh carol- paul anca (or bobby darrin or someone) Christmas be love- madness Yule never walk alone - Gerry and the pacemakers Snowballs of fire- Jerry lee lewis pudding on the ritz- Fred astaire the number of the baste- iron maiden nativity-ta - Abba Tree times a lady- lionel Richie and the comodores stocking all over the world- Status Quo

>> oh carol- paul anca (or bobby darrin or someone) << Jesus Christ! What is this world coming to? Ian, it's, Oh Carol - Neil Sedaka (or Tony D on a bad day) it's also, Paul Anka or Bobby Darin

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Goodness! The Al Green Xmas nugget should, of course, read "Let's Sleigh Together". 'Slay' is a Bob Roberts Freudian slip... ...unconscious thoughts about Mrs Bob no. 2, I suspect...