What Situation?
By Tom Brown
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This dude was at the hair salon. He was cleaning his glasses when the girl hit him over the head with a bottle she ran out shouting "Help Help!"
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One friend watches their wedding videos every saturday afternoon. He says he watches them backwards he always cries at the part where he gives his wife back to her father.
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When Ted got back from the factory he found his wife on the sofa in a very nervous state. “What’s for dinner love?” “Ted. I’ve got news.” “Hell that sounds bad.” “I was at the doctor – you know...”
“And??” “I’m three months!” “Hell and now?”
There was a knock at the door Ted opened. A man in overalls with a clipboard. “You’re due!!” “How the hell do YOU know?!” “It says so, right on this paper.” “And what are you going to do about it??” “I’m going to cut you off!” “And my wife?” “She can use a candle for the meantime!”
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The Lone Ranger got off his horse to do a quick Nr.1 and got bitten by a snake right on the pecker. "Tronto! Find a doctor!" at which his sidekick galloped away.
The doctor did have advice. He explained a procedure by which the venom may be extracted by an incision joining the snake bite fangs' marks and physically sucking out the infected blood.
With Tronto galloping back the Lone Ranger shouted "What did the doctor say dude!?"
"He said you're Gonna Die!"
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A missionary fell in the hands of a savage tribe of amazon indians in a deep tropical forest. He was put into a huge cauldron cannibals danced around it boiling over flames and smoke. Angry for him grinning so the chief demanded why, the missionary answered "I'm peeing in your pot!"
Situation? What situation?
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Like Snoopy sitting upright on his little dog house with the stars and moon awake late at night, for long alone I wonder "Why ?" Then suddenly it strikes me "I don't have a clue." Forget it go to sleep.
And sometimes when I can't sleep I think, "Why ?" then I turn over and occurs to me "Why What?"
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I'm guessing this came to being in a hurry. Sounds like a bunch of insomniatic images crashing together.
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