A Bit Part in a B-Movie
By mickleinapickle
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I wanted to be
the hard, handsome hero
earning ten million dollars
with sculpted sinew
and rampaging manhood
that invaded the badlands,
swamps and sewers
with gas grenades
and anti-tank weapons
to sort out the dinosaurs,
giant gorillas
and blood-crazed zombies
that were eating lawyers,
hapless college kids
and nubile females
with partially-exposed
heaving bosoms
but I ended up with the wrong script
and there was no rippling torso
or dying worlds to save,
no inter-galactic adventures
or glorious sunsets,
no scantily-clad ladies
awaiting the chariot
of a hero’s arms
just a limp libido,
an empty bottle
and a bit part in a B-movie.
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Guess the moral is : Don't get type cast and tomorrow is another film :0)
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B-moves aint that bad. and
B-moves aint that bad. and zombies that eat lawyers don't do much harm. let them be. a bit more like B-movie me.
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