Bigger Than Your God
By mickleinapickle
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“Do that again and I’ll thump you.”
“Try it… I’ll punch you.”
“Well, I’ll hit you with a stick.”
“My stick’s bigger than your stick.”
“My brother will beat you up.”
“I’ll get my dad on to you.”
“My dad’s bigger than your dad.”
“I’ll get the army on to you.”
“I’ve got ten thousand tanks.”
“I’ve got ten million soldiers.”
“My aircraft will smash them.”
“My anti-aircraft batteries will blast them out of the sky.”
“I’ve got a regiment of suicide bombers.”
“My germ warfare program is perfected.”
“I’ve developed surface-to-air missiles.”
“I’ve got chemical weapons.”
“My star-wars project is operational.”
“My doomsday bomb is completed.”
“I’ve got God on my side.”
“But my God is bigger than your God.”
“You wouldn’t dare use that doomsday bomb.”
“Touch me and I’ll launch it… … … …”
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Pretty much sums it all up.
Pretty much sums it all up. Sadly, there no longer seem to be any adults to grab them by the collar and tell them not to be so stupid.
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Exactly. Playground seems
Exactly. Playground seems more overt than ever these days. Cleverly done. :)
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Very interesting
Very interesting Michael! I will be reading more of your stories .. . .
It is not, "May God be on our side". No, it is "may we be on God's side".
Cheers! Tom
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