Garbage Disposal


By Gothicman
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Kids! Do not try this at home!
Jacob Rees-Mogg used to look like
Eric Pickles.....apparently.
Connecting his brain
to his gaming computer
using a beanie electrode skull cap
with an oozbee t'other end,
to his astonishment,
four new HDDs appeared in Disk Management:
Stem, Cerebellum, Limbic, Cortex,
and a FDD labelled: motivation?
Ignoring Total Loss warnings,
he formatted Cortex,
marking all sneaked-in garbage
from parents, teachers, church, CIA, et al.
changing FAT 32 to THIN 64,
as an extra, see-what-happens bonus!
Confirming Enter twice,
an enormous load left his mind;
clicking Defrag, and Trim,
cleansed off eighteen stones more,
his underpants and cap dropping loose
as his bum and head became
frighteningly elongated!
In this state of panic,
he carelessly snatched out the oozbee
before safe pausing 5v power,
the floppy disk icon flashed red,
and his dick went limp!
With cyber-porn no longer
an edifying pastime,
and intelligence deleted,
his only option was to find a job
as politician!
Oozbee is nerd for USB connector
Warning: Use exFAT, not THIN 64!
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Love this
Clever and funny..its perfect as is...so much so i want a whole novel of it! Enjoyed.
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Hello Trevor. I quite enjoyed
Hello Trevor. I quite enjoyed this computer/software verbiage and as an often baffled user of Microsoft I cam appreciate the humour. I also understand that you mean the piece to be a metaphor for the actions of an incompetent politician - a sort of garbage-in, garbage-out situation - and your prefix seem to infer that Jacob Rees Mogg (not Reece btw) is the individual in question. To a person like me - an ignoramus regarding politics - the reference doesn't make sense. First of all I don't know who Fred Pickles is or was, secondly the relevance between his likeness to JRM and the poem escapes me. Either you should be more specific by quoting a headline or a reported fact to illustrate the introduction or cut it out altogether.
A small point, on the third line shouldn't it be a beanie and not an beanie?
Best wishes from a confused Luigi.
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Ha. This makes me think of a
Ha. This makes me think of a political interview yesterday where it was reported that a Tory MP said that Keir Starmer was coming across a bit of a 'know it all' or words to that effect which made me laugh as, of course, we do indeed live in an age where stupidity seems preferable in some quarters. Enjoyed.
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Well done Trevor.
Well done Trevor.
Best, Luigi
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Lovely pun. Really enjoyed it
Lovely pun. Really enjoyed it. :)
Parson Thru
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