The 2001 Toni Awards
Death of British Politics Award (Best Actor): Tony Blair. (Well done mate) :P
Nowt To Do With Me Award: Alistair Campbell.
Bad Hair Award: Boris Johnson. (Ann Widdecombe - close second).
Who the Fark Are You Award: Steven Twigg. (Second consecutive shock win)
Most Pushed Around Wife Award (Best Actress): Cherie (stop Shoving me through doorways) Blair.
I Really Can’t Believe It Award: Charles (Pinch Me) Kennedy.
The Bolloxed Award: Arthur Scargill.
Same Here Mate Award: Malcolm Rifkind.
Nemesis Award: Peter (Be Very Very Scared) Mand(Rhoald)son. (Shiver).
I Thought That Suit Was Lucky Award: Martin (bugger, chose the wrong constituency) Bell
Gosh I Can’t Believe I will Be In Choirge Of Educashan Award: Estelle(Thicky)Morris.
The Paul Daniels Award: Keith Vaz..
Lunchtime Achievement Award: William Hague.
The ‘Behind You’ Award: Ken (Loafer) Clarke.
Best Supporting Actor: Michael Portillo (foreign film).
Lifetime Achievement Award For Boring Graphical Analysis: Peter Snow.
Where Has The Conviction Gone Award: Tony Benn.
Overall Winner Award: The Who Gives A Fark Party - 52%
I’m Moving To Holland Award: Stormy Petrel.
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