FAO: Henstoat

Just wondering if you know someone called James McDonald-Fawcett?
Hes really tall, amazingly funny and shags fat girls. Oh, and he does computing too.

If you dont sorry, for all those who arent Henstoat, bet you wish youd paid attention to the title dont you. Oh, putting here cos Im just curious enough to ask but not enough to actually e-mail you.