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There once was a ghost who ate some toast made out of bread because he was dead he licked a spider his belly got wider he learned to speak French and ate dame Judi Dench then he was arrested and that he detested he was sent to jail had to pee in a pail realized it was apparent that he was transparent and he went through the bars wasn't seen by the guards He made it outside drank formaldehyde and into the night he sang Copyright 1492 by Christopher Columbus and Jesse Jackson