"Blondes"____Darrens' topic"

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"Blondes"____Darrens' topic"

Ok, so I have been trying with little success, to get Darren to contribute to the discussion forums.....
Ashe was watching "Barbed Wire" at the time, his only topic of interest could be only this...."Blondes"
I shook my head and groaned but I can only hand this topic over to him and let him be responsible for the consequences!!!
I swear I will have no involvement in this, so you may slag him off and moan to your hearts content!!!!
He will have to answer the posts as and (if) they come in....
(Give him grief please!!)

Blonde on Blonde
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Hi Dazza, is it true that we blondes are dumb but have more fun or is it simply a media and advertising illusion designed to sell bottles of bleach? which perhaps means we are be dumb brunettes to buy them in the first place... Oi! who turned the light out? oh ... silly me ... I crossed me legs for a moment. ps. do you have a ford escort?
Blonde on Blonde
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we are be? told ya i woz dumb
Andrea
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You a Dylan fan, blonde?
Emily Dubberley
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Read a survey recently that said brunettes have more fun but don't have the copy of Marketing Week that it was in lying around so not sure why. Did find this though.... Blondes may have more fun but brunettes are the most beautiful, according to a new poll published today. More than 3,000 men and women across the UK were asked for their opinions as to the world's most beautiful women and the results make dark reading for fairer ladies. Topping this year's list was Andrea Corr, from the Irish group The Corrs, followed by Welsh beauty Catherine Zeta-Jones. http://www.smh.com.au/news/0011/08/entertainment/entertain1.html
justyn_thyme
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I always maintained that blondes got more attention in bars and clubs because they are easier to spot in poor lighting conditions. That's the only explanation I could find. But, putting that aside, here is a starter kit of stupid blonde jokes someone sent me a few years ago. Have Fun! Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for French fries. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to amuse. Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? A: The back of her head. Q: What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin.` Q: Why can`t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammer. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "I wonder if it`s mine?" Q: What is the difference between an intelligent blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot`s been sighted. Q: What do you call twenty blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Andrea
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As a...um...dyed in the wool blonde, I take great exception to that Mr Thyme!
Darren
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Hahaahaa! I enjoyed the jokes Please, keep em coming
Blonde on Blonde
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I don't get it.
Andrea
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Never mind, luv, keep taking them thar pills...
Andrea
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Well, you DO have to give us a bit of incentive, you know...
justyn_thyme
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One morning a blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can`t figure out how to start it." Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it`s a tiger." The friend figures he`s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She let him in and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I`m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second, I`d advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box! ******* A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it`s not legal." "That doesn`t matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. Go to this mechanic and tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it"
justyn_thyme
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And the winner is: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I`ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you`ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim and shoots, killing the alligator. With a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it`s back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn`t wearing any shoes either!!"
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