Bored in the Library...

So there I was wandering around Gravesend Library wondering what I ought read in the works canteen to make myself look more intelligent... I spied the sports section was proudly displaying a book entitled,"Arsenal: Player by player." Hmmm.....must be something I can do with that. I picked up the copy of "Kent's cricketing century" and to my joy, it was just the right height... As I positioned it in front of the first book,I took a step backand admired my handiwork... "ARSE PLAYER" was a much better title and I walked away as pleased as punch. I need a new hobby...

Ultra Regards,

Sean M. Cooke