More LOVE....

Ok at least this will be a thread unrelated to UKA, ABC, IRA or any other organisation with three letters. Even ITV or BBC*....Here goes an attempt to spread more love:

It's xmas in the trenches...both sides are sick of war...a football suddenly appears between the bitter enemies. Someone shouts "Anyone fancy a game?" The reply "Yah".......

Halfway through our boys are winning three nil. The enemy is getting discouraged....However, they manage to score two against us before full time. One of which was DEFINITELY off side. AT full time they hug exchange ciggies and go back to their respective trenches with big smiles on their faces. Just before descending into the trenches a lone soldier is heard to mutter "Terrible shame about the that whole UKA ABC thing eh old chap?" The reply "Yah, Yah". The next day hostilites commence. The moral of the story? Well that's simple.....WE BEAT THE BASTARDS 3-2!!!!!

(Apologies for anyone deeply offended by my attempt to spread humour)
(*P.S. even ETA, RUC, TUC**)
(**P.P.S and the YMCA...just well...just because of that song)