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Cricket

Best line on telly so far today.

During the afternoon session on day one of the first test against New Zealand, about ten to one in the morning here, Bob Willis asks Ian Botham if he thinks double use of sports stadiums with winter sports alternating with cricket played on inlaid pitches was a good idea for back home.

Botham responds quickly but drolly, "Give yourself a right uppercut Bob for thinking sensibly about English cricket."

Lordhimm
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It was a dark and stormy night and the crickets were chirruping in the hedge near the villa. Ian Botham was crashing through the undergrowth with a cricket bat lashing wildly about himself. The bat was covered with the remains of squashed crickets. A Small boy with thick glasses held together with sticking plaster pulled him gaberdine school macintosh about himself to keep out the imagined cold and thought: "That's why they call them cricket bats!"
Ari
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Well said Ian Botham!
stormy
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I feel sorry for this thread. If I had a gun I would end its misery. But if you will name a thread 'Cricket' what can you expect. Over.
Andrea
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He coulda called it 'Golf'...
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