De Dodo Dodo Dodo De Dada Dada Dada

Has he made an exeunt?

Perhaps the puffin spiked his cocoa

in a jealous, scheming stunt,

or broke his beak like a cheap yo-yo,

or gave his bum a hefty punt.

Has anybody seen the dodo?

Has he made an exeunt?

Did constipation kill the runt?

But dodos do do doo-doo though, so

no, no. Did he blow his oboe

far too near the badger hunt?

Has anybody seen the dodo?

Has he made an exeunt?