In their gentlemen's club, two old soldiers
Are reliving past exploits over whisky sodas
"It was in northern India back in thirty-two
We were hunting up country to bag a few
We came to a clearing and to my surprise
I saw this huge Tiger right before my eyes
I stood there transfixed by the Tiger's stare
So calmly I brought my rifle round to bear
And as my finger slowly squeezed the trigger
The tiger charged letting out a mighty AHHHH!!
"What happened next? Asked his old comrade
"Well I have to say I shit myself I'm afraid
"No shame in that when charged by a Tiger
"No, no I mean just then when I went AHHHH!!