Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (16) Massaging Ego’s (Part 03)
“Good morning ladies” the very attractive specimen of a man said with the faintest hint of a French accent.
“Good morning” they replied in unison
“We have a booking in the name of Young” Karen said
“Ah the “Young” sisters” he said
“You know very well we're not sisters you cheeky boy” Mrs Young said in a style something akin to a Carry on movie.
“You're not sisters?” he asked feigning surprise
“Mother and daughter” Julie said
“And which one are you Mademoiselle” he said and kissed her hand
“You are so cheeky” she said and blushed
Karen didn’t contribute to the converse but continued her appraisal of the man and concluded what a waste it was for him to play for the other side.
When the Oscar Wilde capers were over and done with they managed to get themselves checked in and it was while her mum was signing in that Karen caught him at the back of them doing some appraising of his own, of her and her mother,
“When you are settled into your room someone will give you a tour of the facilities” he said “Could I suggest you meet them on the sun terrace in 30 minutes?”
“That will be fine” Karen said
“Will you be our guide?” Julie asked hopefully
“Alas no madam” he said “Your guide will be Emily Riley”
“What a shame” they said in unison
“Now of course with your lovely pale skin you two will need to stay in the shadows on such a hot day” He said.
Karen smiled and her mum blushed at the compliment.
According to his name badge his name was Jean-Claude and he was very handsome and she thought things might well be looking up.
“You can check my skin anytime” Karen said
“I’ll bare that in mind” he said
“You’re a terrible flirt Karen” Julie said
“You’re not bad yourself” she retorted
“Nonsense I was just being friendly” Julie said “But you were definitely flirting”
“I know” she confessed, “although I don’t see it as flirting so much as advertising”
“You are an absolute shocker” Julie said and giggled
They went upstairs to their rooms, Karen decided on individual rooms rather than a suite because she was hoping very much to get lucky.
After quickly depositing their bags they headed back downstairs to meet Emily Riley for the tour.
Emily Riley was a sweet young girl of five foot nothing with and an angelic countenance and over the next hour she made sure they got to see all the facilities and got a look at the full range of what was on offer, fitness classes, a gym, rock sauna, infra-red sauna, aroma steam room, ice fountain, drench showers, Jacuzzi, a Romanesque pool, Reflexology, facials, scalp massage, hand massage, Manicure and Pedicure you name it they had it.
While Julie was admiring the pool Karen asked
“Where’s the dirty stuff?”
“I’m sorry?” Emily said
“This is all very lovely but where does the fun happen?” Karen whispered
“Oh I’m sorry” she said “as you’re Mother and Daughter or Daughter and Mother, Jean-Claude suggested the sanitised tour”
“Oh I understand”
“So would you like to see the “dirty stuff”?” she asked
“God yes” Karen exclaimed “And I want to see the look on her face when she sees it”