I carry my brain in a bowl, yes sir !

I carry my brain in a bowl. In a large glass bowl that is circular,
but has a large flat base and an open top. I do not like to boast, but
it gives me a great sense of pride to say that my bowl is larger in
circumference than the majority of other people's bowls. I have the
habit of cleaning my bowl every morning after I have brushed my teeth
and washed my face. I like the way the sunlight glimmers off the sides
when the sun is shining bright. It may seem odd to many people that I
carry my brain in a bowl, but I and many others have come to regard it
as the way nature wanted us to be. I can only say that since that
accident, nay, miracle, my life has completely changed - and for the
better.
Yes indeed, for the great lord above has seen fit to bless us with this
truly amazing gift. I often find it comforting to watch my thoughts
pulsating through the individual nerves, the relaxing picture of
neutrons sparking to and fro with that innate plasma energy. Seeing my
thoughts as i decide whether i should have toast with my cornflakes, or
whether i should add another sugar in my tea, or even seeing myself
thinking about thinking about this. Yes sir! This is the pinnacle of
life, seeing it reduced to one single mass of pinky fleshy substance
floating soothingly in my glistening glass bowl!