Another Afternoon with Justin Sane

Back in the days when half the world slept on water, Justin Sane tried to sell a bed to a guy named Wiser who believe it or don't was called Bud by his mates. 

Sane went into the backroom for some stats and when he returned Wiser had already hit the showroom floor and was turning blue. Justin Sane started administering mouth to mouth and signalling his only employee "Bob" to call 911.

A week earlier, Bob had accidentally cut off three of his fingers so dialing was still iffy at best.

Later Justin told me that he had an out of body experience during the attempted resuscitation. He looked down from the ceiling and saw himself trying 
to revive Bud Wiser 

in the middle of the day,

in the middle of a water bed showroom

and realized how ironic 

that after all the Budweiser

he had poured into himself, 

he was now pouring himself 

into Bud Wiser.

Finally 911 arrived. 

They pulled Sane off Bud. 

Too late. 

Bud was gone before 

he hit the drafty floor.