To Be Imperfectly Franken

Democrats believe in almost everything and what they don't believe in, Republicans do. Anything goes in America up to a point and then suddenly stops.

Here's something that Democrats believe; women should not be assaulted. This belief was widely proven when the Dems forced the resignation of fellow Democrat Senator Al Franken of Minnesota who was caught not touching but pretending to touch the breasts of an associate while she was sleeping on a plane. Kirsten Hilldebrand, a me too Democratic senator from New York led the movement to remove her colleague from office. Franken was not even given the benefit of a Senatorial investigation.

Get that harasser the hell out of this hallowed institution. He attempted to kiss eight women.

Allegedly

Before becoming a Senator Franken was a Harvard graduate who became featured writer and perfomer on Saturday Night Live. He wrote several best selling books including Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them and Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot. Both books were aimed directly at the shenanigans of Rupert Murdoch's Fox news. Franken also starred in a movie called Stuart Smalley Saves the World.

Franken could be considered a star in teevee, politics, writing and movies.

By shitcanning Al, the Dems made clear their belief that a "star" was not entitled to reportedly kiss a woman or even pretend to do grab a woman's private parts which is seemingly in contradiction of a current belief which proposes that such star groping has been going on" fortunately or unfortunately for millions of years."

Dems also believe in gun control, women's rights and that twice impeached, insurrection enabling, election denying individuals should not be presidential candidates.

Republicans believe in guns, low taxes and witch hunts.