Brainstorming with Moses
By ice rivers
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OK here's the deal. Moses came down from the mountain with his tablets and said ...."I got him down from ten to fifteen."
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If there were 5 more commandments what would they be?
Here's some ideas:
Thou shall not use the lords messages to excuse or justify acts of hate.
Thou shall not own thy neighbor.
Thou shall not deny thy neighbor access to health care
Thou shall not judge others based on who they love
Keep it classy.
Teach your children well
Hey you get offa my cloud
Don't do nuttin shtoopid
Pay it forward
Never hook with a hooker
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Beer is good
No means no
You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes ya get what ya need
If you don't got somethin' nice to say, don't say nuttin
If you turn the wrong way, you'll get the sand and not the oil
All you need is love
Don't break the bullshit shovel
Your heart is not in your pants
You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
If you ain't busy living, you're busy dying
The first ones now will later be last
Choose your mate wisely
Buick for sale
Keep on Rockin' in the Free World
It's ready, aim fire...not fire, ready aim.
Defer judgement while brainstorming
Don't give up before the miracle
Forgive them for they know not what to do
Ask for help if you need it
When you teach you learn
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true
All generalizations are false, even this one
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