To Cat Ladies Out There

By ice rivers

Sat, 24 Jun 2017

Word to all present and potential cat ladies out there,

Painting your toes and brushing your hair.

They're not lions so they're not a pride.

They're not skylarks so they're not an exultation.

They're cats and if you got a bunch of 'em, you got a clowder.

One day while eating her clam chowder,

Aunt Maude contemplated her clowder,

"it's not so much that I think you're nice,

I'm just sick of all the godamned mice" etc.